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  • How to Finesse a Job Interview, According to a Recruiter

    Whether you feel prepared or not, job interviews can be unpredictable. There are many opinions about interview dos and don’ts, but who really ever prepares for questions like, “If you were an animal, which would you be?” Yes, recruiters have been known to ask such unusual questions during interviews.

    So, what do you do when you’re unsure of the right answer or don’t even know what to say? You finesse it, and here’s how you do that, according to Wande*, a recruiter in Lagos.

    Project confidence, even if you don’t feel it

    Look the recruiter in the eye, and don’t let any anxiety show. They can’t beat you. Build confidence — and let it show in your voice — even before the interview starts. It will save you from feeling like you’ve hit a block the moment you’re asked an unexpected question. From personal experience, I always conclude that confident people know what they’re saying until they say something that proves otherwise.

    Reword and repeat the question

    You’ve been asked something, you don’t know the answer, so you need to buy time. Imagine you’re asked, “How many apples fall from the tree yearly?” You can respond with something like, “That’s an interesting question. So that I understand exactly what you’re asking, do you mean both red and green apples?” More often than not, the recruiter will explain the question again with more detail which means more time for you to find an answer.

    Remember the question’s purpose

    Whether they’re asking you what animal you’d like to be or what superpower you’d like, the general purpose of any interview question is to confirm you fit the role requirements. You can’t be interviewing for a job that involves handling money, and you say the animal you’d like to be is a snake — an animal known to be sneaky and dishonest. As how?

    Admit you don’t know, but don’t leave it at that

    It’s alright to admit you don’t know the answer to a question because the worst thing you can do is lie. But instead of saying, “I don’t know”, try something like, “I’m so glad you asked this. I’ve always wanted to know more about XYZ, which is why I’ve tried looking up [insert any vaguely similar concept]”. This presents you as someone who isn’t scared of not knowing but is also in tune with their professional growth.


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    Use personal examples

    You can also redirect the topic to a similar professional situation where you weren’t sure of the right approach to take, but you were able to identify the best resources needed to get the job done. The idea is to show you’re a collaborator who knows how to work through challenges. No one knows everything, and unless the recruiter is a bad belle, they know it too. 

    For the love of God, don’t ramble

    Keep your answers brief and to the point. Rambling will show your nerves, and remember you’re acting like you know what you’re doing. Recruiters don’t want to hear long stories. Not with about 3,000 more interviews in one workday. No one is paid enough for that.

    Redirect attention to your qualifications

    In cases where you have absolutely no idea, admit it but don’t just go, “I have no idea.” Instead, go, “I’m not very familiar with this concept, but I’m up to date with XYZ, and I think it also ties into ABC”. 

    Remember, the recruiter is often under pressure too

    Don’t think you’re the only one on the hot seat. The recruiter is also under pressure to deliver. Unless they’re your village people personified, they want to hire the best for the role and get it over with. 

    *Names have been changed for the sake of anonymity.


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  • Kill It at Any Job Interview With These 8 Hacks

    First impressions last, and they matter even more at job interviews. These hacks will help you ace your interview like a boss.

    Dress to kill

    Take your interviewer’s breath away with your glorious drip. Dress to kill two birds with one stone; your interviewers and the interview itself. They need to know you didn’t come to play.

    Take honey before the interview

    Half your interview is showing how much sweet mouth you have. Taking honey is like giving yourself nitro. You’ll be so unstoppable, they won’t even know when they’ve said, “Welcome onboard”. 

    Show them you can do anything

    As the multi-talented genius you are, you need to show off your one million skills. It doesn’t matter if they’re useful to the job or not. The point here is to impress them till they can’t think straight again.

    Carry food with you

    A hungry man is an angry man. Your interviewer might be hungry and start vexing with you for no reason. Remember to carry white rice and stew just in case, and see how their faces light up.

    Pour anointing oil on your head

    God must be with you at this dire hour. You need to pour anointing oil so they know you’ve signed your employment contract with God already. You’re just here for formality sake. Nobody can reject a child of God.


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    Every question is a test question

    You can’t afford to lose your guard. If they ask, “How are you?” answer them with “Hardworking and diligent, thank you”.

    Maintain eye contact

    Stare at the interviewer long enough to scare them a little, but not enough that they think you’re a creep. Try it, and you’ll see it works.

    Send someone else to the interview

    Display your management skills by delegating responsibility and sending someone else to do the interview for you. 


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  • We Asked 7 Nigerians for the Biggest Lies They’ve Told on Their CVs

    We know so many people lie on their CVs. It’s a normal thing at this point. It’s all seen as part of the employment hustle. So, we spoke to seven Nigerians, and they told us the biggest lies they’ve told on their CVs.

    “I said I’d worked with over 10 organisations”

    Lola, 30

    “I lied that I’d worked in over 10 organisations over a span of three years. It’s not my fault. I was desperately looking for a job, so I just manufactured companies and put them on my CV. Out of all of them, I’d only worked with two in real life. The rest were imaginary companies with no other employees except me.”

    “I lied that I can work under pressure”

    Rasheed, 25

    “When I was writing a CV for my last job, I was honestly just freestyling with my soft skills. I kept adding anything that came to my mind because I thought, last last, I’ll run it. That’s how I went to mention I can work under pressure. I think God punished me for lying by making me get the job because the pressure I faced can make some people cry.”

    “I lied that I organised a virtual conference of over 1000 attendees”

    Amaka, 25

    “I once put it on my CV that I had some event planning experience with a virtual conference that had over 1000 attendees. Both the conference and the attendees were made up. But nobody should stress me, please.”

    “I said I helped two organisations increase their social media visibility by 3x”

    Sola, 27

    “I don’t even know if I’ll call this a lie. I did work for those organisations as a social media manager sha, but I didn’t increase any visibility anywhere o. Moving your page from 10 followers to 30 followers is still 3x visibility, no? But then, I like to think of it like this: three times zero is still zero. So, technically, I didn’t lie. I just massaged the truth a little bit.”

    “I wrote an entire role description for a job I didn’t even do”

    Josephine, 23

    “When I was in university, I worked at a company owned by a relative for my SIWES programme. To be honest to God in heaven, I wasn’t doing anything meaningful there. I was just going to watch Big Brother Naija everyday. But when I updated my CV, I just added everything that was in the role description, whether or not I did them in real life.

    I said I onboarded new clients, held sessions with new employees, received inbound calls, yada yada yada. Everything, dust.”

    “I said I was proficient in SQL”

    John, 26

    “I was actively looking for a data analyst position at the time, and I just added any skill remotely related to the job. Whether or not I even knew the first thing about them was none of my business. I kept saying I’ll learn on the job when I find it. And I knew enough about some of these skills to sound like I was actually proficient in real life sha. 

    When I got the job, it became a race between my workload and my brain. Every night, I was sleeping on YouTube trying to figure stuff out. I learnt in the end sha, and actually became proficient. But I don’t think it was worth the stress of lying.”

    “I created my own company to make it seem like I wasn’t freelancing”

    Damola, 22

    “I’m a software engineer, and even though I have a bit of formal work experience, I’d done some freelance work for over a year. The issue is companies abroad didn’t really like hiring freelancers. Maybe it has to do with the assumption that you’ll keep doing gigs while working for them. 

    I was looking for a remote job at the time, so to cover up the freelancing part, I just created a company and said it was an agency so we worked on different projects. The projects were real, but the ‘company’ really only existed to disguise the fact that I was freelancing. 

    I’m applying for another remote job now, and I mistakenly sent in an old CV that says I’ve freelanced before. I’m just waiting for my L, secretly hoping that it never comes.”


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  • 12 Things You Can Say During Sex And At A Job Interview

    1) “I will put in the effort and bend over backwards to make sure that every customer walks away satisfied.”

    2) “I’ve had a lot of experience in similar positions.”

    3) “Do you have any other openings I can fill?”

    4) “I’m flexible and open to working in any position.”

    5) “I would love the opportunity to be under you.”

    6) “I enjoy a hands on approach.”

    7) “I always come on time.”

    8) “I look forward to being on your staff.”

    9) “I’m happy to start at the bottom and work my way up.”

    10) “I don’t mind working in group settings.”

    11) “I have the experience and endurance to get through sticky situations.”

    12) “You’re going to have to pay more than that if you expect me to do what you’re asking for.”

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  • Nigerian job interviews are not for the faint-hearted. If you’ve ever been to one you’ll know exactly what we are talking about.

    It all starts with waiting for them to even call you for the interview after you send in your application

    Hope you people haven’t forgotten me o.

    Then you finally get the email you’ve been waiting for “Dear Miss. Ayo we are please to inform you that…”

    Just look at God

    Then reality starts to set in and you remember that getting called for the interview doesn’t mean you’ll automatically get the job.

    How many people even applied for this same job.

    You start researching the company and the role you applied for as if you are getting ready to write JAMB again.

    Sleep is only for those with jobs.

    The morning of the interview you ginger yourself.

    Nobody deserves this job more than you.

    You get to the reception and spend thirty minutes waiting for the receptionist to show you where to wait while she’s playing Solitaire on her laptop

    Your ginger starts to slip when you walk into the office and it looks like this.

    Wait all of you are here for this same job?

    You start prepping yourself when you hear other applicants talking about their own applications.

    Only one person will have B.Sc, M.Sc, Phd, MBA  while you only have B.Sc and you finished with a third class.

    At this point is not as if you are panicking o but this how your shirt will look.

    Maybe I should just be going home instead of wasting my time.

    As you are trying to calm yourself down the door to the interview room opens and you see the applicant just be for you laughing with the interviewers.

    Plis what’s funny?

    You walk into the interview room and try and gauge the interviewers.

    This is how they look back at you.

    Then one of them asks you a question you know nothing about and you start stuttering as if you didn’t go to school.

    After preparing overnight.

    You try to crack a joke to lighten up the atmosphere and they start looking at you like you are a joker.

    So you think you are a comedian abi? You think you are basketmouth? We are sorry for you.

    How you wait for a call back after the interview.

    You’ll start vexing more than usual when you get spam callers.

    When you finally get a call back and they give you the good news, you got the job.

  • 10 Hilarious Tweets About Job Interviews That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

    1. This one about management skills.

    https://twitter.com/ohenekunta/status/842072086759768065

    2. When the interviewer is being deep but you just want the job.

    3. This savage response:

    4. When the interviewer knows you by your Twitter handle.

    https://twitter.com/Sirehabbiibb/status/669130537399881728

    5. When you have a job interview but they’re following you from the village.

    6. Instead of them to just say there is no vacancy.

    7. This tweet about why anybody ever wants a job.

    8. When the interviewer asks for your weakness and you’re just a honest child of God.

    9. Nigerian job interviews and stress.

    https://twitter.com/Olumuyiwa__/status/790890485464309760

    10. When your village people want to scatter your interview but you’re ready for them:

  • What’s The Worst That Could Happen At A Job Interview?

    1. When you get there later than everyone else and have to do the walk of shame past the other serious applicants.

    They are all judging you!

    2. When your trousers tear while you’re climbing okada to get to the interview.

    God this is not the life I was promised!

    3. When you get there for the interview and they tell you it was the day before.

    My enemies have succeeded!

    4. When the HR department tells you they sent you an invitation by mistake.

    So what is supposed to happen now?

    5. When you realise you forgot to wear your wig to the interview and your hair is jagga-jagga.

    I hope they like the hair plaited under the wig cap sha.

    6. When your stomach starts misbehaving during the interview.

    Na wa oh!

    7. When the interviewer is the ex you said will never amount to anything.

    “That was just a joke.”

    8. When you exaggerated on your C.V and they ask you to demonstrate your lies.

    “I was claiming those skills in faith”.

    9. When you hear how much they are willing to pay and it’s less than half of what you expected.

    Why not just ask us to work for free.

    10. When the interview is in front of everybody as if you are applying for visa.

    So my shame can be outside abi?

    11. The #GoPlaces interview promises to be anything BUT an interview of nightmares.

    12. The interview is aimed at finding your interests and strengths, and seeing where you fit in the company!

    13. Isn’t this the type of interview you want to be a part of?

    So click here to take the interview! You won’t regret it!

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  • The Worst Job Interview In The World

    1. So I had been job hunting for over a year.

    Walking up and down my state!

    2. I had become a prayer warrior.

    Going to church 4 times a week.

    3. My mother had been running from pillar to post trying to help me get a job.

    Like a headless chicken!

    4. All those uncles that said “call me when you graduate” were nowhere to be found.

    They had all disappeared. Professionals in the art of promise and fail!

    5. I applied everywhere, to places I was qualified and otherwise.

    Something will fall in place!

    6. I even ran for election.

    And lost, woefully!

    7. That’s how all of a sudden I got a phone call inviting me for an interview.

    PRAIIISEEEE GOD!

    8. I first did my special celebration dance.

    As a Michael Jackson apprentice!

    9. Then I started preparing for my interview.

    Fail to plan is plan to fail!

    10. I first spent 30 minutes ironing just the collar of my shirt.

    Carefully!

    11. Then another one hour ironing the remaining part.

    I must shine.

    12. I went over my CV and cover letter again.

    Cannot miss anything before they think I’m a fraud!

    13. Then went to sleep early so that I can be refreshed and renewed for my interview the next day.

    Beautiful sleep for a beautiful me!

    14. The next day I woke up early and made plans to to the office 2 hours before my interview.

    The early bird gets the worm!

    15. Before I left my mother made me a nice cup of tea and prayed for me.

    Sweet mother!

    16. After waiting for about an hour I was invited in for my interview.

    Finally!

    17. That was the beginning of my trouble.

    Na wa oh!

    18. Everything was going well for the first few minutes of the interview.

    This job is mine!

    19. Then all of a sudden, my stomach started making one funny noise.

    Ah! God don’t let my enemies disgrace me.

    20. The interviewer was looking at me like:

    “What is this one?”

    21. Before I could answer another question, one funny noise came from my stomach, followed by a strong smell.

    Ahhhh!

    22. My interviewer looked like he was about to pass out.

    God oh!

    23. I didnt know if I should pretend I had no idea of what was happening or start begging.

    What should I do?

    24. After struggling for another minute, my stomach made another sudden sound followed by an even worse smell.

    Wow! So this is how my enemies set leg for me?

    25. At that point my interviewer quickly ended the interview and opened his windows.

    See disgrace!

    26. I ran out of the office full of shame and embarrassment.

    Is this my life?

    27. When I got home and told my mum, she said “ah maybe it’s because of the detox tea I gave you before you left”.

    What?

    28. Needless to say I didn’t get the job.

    Shame!

    29. And I no longer trust anything my mother gives me to eat or drink before I need to go somewhere important!

    No thanks!
  • Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us

    1. When you sit down and they say “can we meet you?”

    Abi you cannot see me?

    2. When they ask you “why should we hire you?”

    Do you want me to starve?

    3. When they ask you where you see yourself in 5 years.

    My eyes are paining me, biko.

    4. When they ask you how much you’d like to get paid and then cut that figure in half.

    Hay God!

    5. When they know you’re 25 and still ask for 24 years experience.

    Is it fair?

    6. How you laugh when the interviewer cracks a dry joke:

    Ya very funny sir.

    7. When you finish the interview and find out you still have 3 more tests.

    Is it that deep?

    8. When they ask you what their company goals are.

    See question.

    9. How you feel when the person interviewing you asks a stupid question:

    You that you have the job you don’t even have sense.

    10. You, waiting for them to get back to you.

    You people should call me na,

    11. When the interviewer that was cracking jokes with you doesn’t get back to you.

    Where is the loyalty?
  • 12 Afrobeat Songs To Play Before a Job Interview
    Ever heard music is everything? There are certain times you really need music especially Afrobeats to either get you hyped, confident, relaxed or less nervous. We made a list of Afrobeat songs you should listen to before a job interview. Come thank us when the interview goes well.

    1. Wizkid – Ojuelegba

    Considering you are coming from a rough past and you need something to relate to, to get you determined to get the job.

    2. My Woman – Patoranking ft. Wande Coal

    Are you in a relationship and trying to get a better paying job to cover expenses properly? This is the song to motivate you.

    3. Adonai – Sarkodie ft. Castro

    Quite the religious person? And you need something with a steady tempo to relax your mind and remind yourself “you know what time it is”. This is your song.

    4. Owo Ni Koko – Davido

    Is the money your motivation to succeed? You heard you will earn twice what you were earning previously? This is the pre-interview song for you.

    5. Ashimapeyin – Wande Coal

    Sometimes you may get ahead of yourself and skip the line, because you are too eager. Chill, calm down listen to this and relax.

    6. Hol’ It – Shatta Wale

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMZBKA4amYw
    This steady paced Afrobeat song will put you in the groove and ready for your interview. Going to have you ready to Hol’ it (the job)

    7. Godwin – Korede Bello

    This is probably the best Afrobeat song to listen to before an interview. Makes you confident you already landed the job.

    8. Shoki – Lil Kesh

    This is a motivational, hype, energizing song to put you in the mood! *Disclaimer: we said “listen to” before your interview, not dance to.

    9. All Eyes On Me – AKA ft. Burna Boy, Da L.E.S., JR

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc3b-G4NPx8
    Put yourself on the spot by listening to this. If you work better under pressure, this song will get your adrenaline levels up for action.

    10. Dorrobucci – Mavins

    The hit single from the Mavins has everything to do with getting you ready for a job interview.

    11. Don Gorgon- Burna Boy

    This song puts you in the “Don” mood. What else do you need to put your confidence level on a 100?

    12. Soke – Burna Boy

    This perfectly paced song will put you in a very relaxed mood, ready and calm enough to wow the interviewing panel. What are your own favorite afrobeat songs to listen to before a big event?

    What are your own favorite afrobeat songs to listen to before a big event?

  • 16 Things That Every Nigerian Who Has Gone For A Job Interview Will Understand Immediately

    1. You have sent your CV out to about 200 employers and now, you’re just praying for a reply.

    Please, take your time.

    2. Then you get that interview call and you’re so nervous, you don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

    WHAT WILL I WEAR?!

    3. So you get to your interview hours ahead of time, and you have to wait….

    And wait!

    4. When your friend applies for the same position as you and you meet him at the interview.

    Who sent you? Oversabi.

    5. When you get called before the know-it-all candidate.

    Oya fly now.

    6. When you are so nervous at your interview, you say something you immediately regret.

    *inserts foot in mouth*

    7. When they say ‘tell me about yourself’.

    What can I say, I’m unemployed.

    8. When they start asking questions you didn’t expect: “What is the first law of thermodynamics?”.

    Wait, what?! I was not ready.

    9. Then the interviewer asks you what made you apply for the job.

    Food, money, shelter, clothing…

    10. When the recruiter bases the entire interview on your lack of experience.

    Why did you now call me here?

    11. At the interview, when they ask for your salary expectations.

    You don’t really want me to answer that.

    12. When the interviewer asks ‘what are your flaws?’.

    I’m basically perfect.

    13. When they keep asking for information that’s already on your resume.

    *screams on the inside*

    14. When you come out from the interview and all the other candidates want to know what you were asked.

    Look at me. We are not friends.

    15. When you find out that someone else got the position.

    God why?!?!

    16. But you don’t give up and you just look forward to the next interview call.

    My own will come.