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  • 7 People Tell Us the First Impression They Had of Their Partner’s Parents

    We know parents judge their children’s partners on the first meeting. We’re not trying to cause fights, but shouldn’t these partners get to judge their in-laws too? We asked seven people to tell us the first impression they had when they met their partner’s parents, and the responses were chaotic.

    Folake, female

    I was in my “party animal” phase when I first got introduced to my current mother-in-law. I could swear I’d seen her at one of the clubs I used to go to, but apparently, she’s a pastor so it wasn’t really adding up. I never said anything about it, but there was this air of awkwardness during that first meeting. Till today, I don’t know if my hunch was right or if too much alcohol was making me overthink things.

    David, male

    My father-in-law had once tried to trigger the release clause of my ex. Man kept asking her out on a date, and was sending her money to help her “think about it” . I know because she told me about it at the time. The man doesn’t know I have his gist sha. When we met, he asked me what my intentions were for his daughter. In my head, I thought “Sir, let’s not rain curses upon ourselves”. 

    Jeremiah, male

    Her family was so chilled. In fact, too chilled; I felt like Daniel Kaluuya in the first part of Get Out. I was legit worried something was going to happen and my family would have to run a GoFundMe campaign to search for me. It was later I softened up to the whole thing and realised I was just used to hard life.

    Ibrahim, male

    I met my girlfriend’s parents at a party. To be honest, I thought her mum was my girlfriend’s older sister. She looked really hot and was already entering my eye. I got snapped back to reality when I saw my girlfriend go to hug her and call her mummy.


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    Jola, female

    My father-in-law had actually asked me out a few years back. It was funny in my head because I wasn’t sure if he remembered me or not. But he acted like he was meeting me for the first time. I did the same too sha before my relationship unfolds like a Yoruba movie plot.

    Naomi, female

    I thought my mother-in-law was evil because of the way she kept smiling at me. It creeped me out so I started smiling back. Let’s creep each other out, Ma. I’m not going anywhere.

    Zaynab, female

    My partner’s parents were really cool. My father-in-law was watching a football match the day we went to visit. It turned out he was a Chelsea fan like me, and we literally just connected over that. Nobody else in their house watches football, not even my husband. So, for him, it was like, “Ope o! I’ve finally found a gist partner”. My mother-in-law was super nice. She even refused when I tried to help her cook. She looked genuinely confused that I wanted to help out.


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  • Your Partner’s Parents Should Be Trying to Impress YOU

    We’ve been through the same song and dance since Abacha was on Nigeria’s iron throne — people telling us how to behave when we meet our partner’s parents for the first time. It’s enough.

    Your partner’s parents really should be the ones trying to impress you, and here’s why.

    You may be inheriting bad behaviour

    What if your darling boo has questionable beliefs like “washing bum-bum is homo”? Marry them, and their bad behaviour automatically moves from being their parent’s headache to yours. See why they should impress you?

    You’re fulfilling their dreams

    Do you know if your girlfriend’s mum has done 100 days fasting so her daughter can move to her husband’s house? All the more reason for her to worship the ground you walk on.

    You’re giving them bragging rights

    Because every Nigerian parent loves to brag about their children, how they’ve gotten married and birthed 50 offspring.

    Bigger family equals more black tax

    You might want to start buying them small gifts when you visit or for their birthday (because, good in-law), and honestly, that’s a lot to even consider in this economy. Such gestures should only be reserved for in-laws who’ve worked for it.

    What if you don’t like their child like that?

    Maybe you’re just in the relationship to avoid paying for things yourself. What if them treating you nice is the key to your falling in love with their child?

    You’re a spec

    If they can’t prove why you should waste your time with their child, just carry your amazing self elsewhere. Periodt.


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  • 11 Behaviours Of A Nigerian In-Law That Will Show You Pepper

    If your in-laws display any of these behaviours, you can be sure they will move mad and show you pepper when you marry their child. Escape now before it’s too late.

    1. The first time you visited them, they asked you to enter kitchen and cook.

    PLACE ORDER – we're at your door

    As per, “Let us taste the food of our son’s wife.” Okay nau. The Lord is your muscle.

    2. Or they are asking you not to visit them empty-handed.

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    Corporate begging, but make it in-law style, yunno.

    3. His mother ‘jokes’ about coming to live with you after marriage.

    Come and live with you to do what, plis? Shebi their own house is no longer inhabitable, abi?

    4. They don’t agree with your union at first but after ‘convincing them’, they agreed.

    ‘We love you like our daughter oh, but we don’t want our son to marry an Igbo woman.’

    My dearest sister, gather your two slippers and flee. Even if they agree to the marriage, that convincing that they were convinced will wear off one day and you will not like yourself.

    5. They are concerned about your ‘choice of dressing.’

    You know what they mean about this. And they know too. They know.

    6. They want to know how you cope with such long nails.

    Wait until you marry and they ask you to cut it off or stop fixing nails.

    7. They are stylishly reminding you that your husband-to-be has younger ones that are older than you.

    Put two and two together, please. We cannot be telling you everything.

    8. They want you to stop pursuing education because of family.

    Of course, they won’t be so direct. But when they tell you to have children before Masters or something like that, you know what time it is.

    9. They want to have a say in the number of children you should have.

    You: We have decided on just 1 child.

    Them: Ehn? Make it 3 oh. 1 is too small. If you can even make it 4 sef, we don’t mind.

    10. They want you to be the assistant caterer during Ileya and Christmas, and other family celebrations.

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    Is it not just to peel Maggi and slice onions?‘ Until you are cooking an entire cooler of Jollof rice, frying beef and going house to house to serve them.

    11. The siblings are always stressing you all in the name of ‘our wife.’

    Our wife, our wife, until they drive you mad with frustration. Please dear, you better japa for your own sanity.

    QUIZ: What Kind Of In-Law Will You Be?


  • QUIZ: What Kind Of In-Law Will You Be?

    Are you going to be the rich in-law or will you be the wicked one?

    Take this quiz and we’ll tell you.

  • If Your Brother-In-Law Stresses You Out, Allow Us Tell Your Story

    1. When he says he is coming to visit for a few days and it has now been one year.

    So this is now your home abi?

    2. When he starts thinking you are his cook and maid.

    Can you imagine?

    3. When he wants to start commandeering the remote control in your house.

    Na wa oh!

    4. When he brings his friends to be making noise in your house.

    Is this a beer parlour?

    5. When he finishes all the food in the house and starts complaining there is nothing to eat.

    Better go to the market by yourself.

    6. When he starts doing amebo to report you to his family members.

    Well done oh! Special detective.

    7. When you are trying to get romantic and he interrupts.

    If you don’t talk now you will die abi?

    8. When he is fighting with his sibling and expects you to add mouth.

    Not me oh!

    9. When he is finally going back home.

    Bye bye sir!

    10. But it was just to go and pack all his things so he can move in properly.

    Ah! I am finished oh!