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  • If You’ve Ever Been A Hustling JJC In Lagos, This Is For You

    This post is sponsored by Hustle, brought to you by Africa Magic

    1. When you graduate from school and realise your village is no longer your size.

    “I was made for bigger things.”

    2. So you pack your bags and move to Lagos.

    As per the happening place in Lagos

    3. How your mother prays for you when you’re about to leave home.

    She will now bathe you with annointing oil.

    4. How you shine teeth with everybody.

    I have arrived oh!

    5. When you’re nice to the conductor and he carries your change:

    Na wa oh!

    6. When you ask for cheap accommodation and they carry you to Sango-Ota

    Kuku take me back to my village.

    7. After Lagos agents have dealt with you:

    Na wa oh!

    8. When you find out how expensive food is:

    “I like fasting anyway”.

    9. When you meet your village brother and he ends up cheating you.

    No loyalty in the jungle oh!

    10. When your village people ask why you’ve been avoiding them.

    I’m not coming home till I hammer!

    11. When you just want to buy pure water but end up sleeping in traffic.

    Na wa for this city!

    12. When you close your eye in a danfo and wake up in Ikorodu.

    AH!

    13. After all the wahala, the most important thing you’ve learnt:

    Never forget!

    If you enjoyed this, then you’ll definitely love “Hustle”, an amazing new dramedy on Africa Magic Urban that follows the antics of Dayo, a JJC to the city of Lagos! Catch it on Africa Magic Urban 153 at 21:30 CAT (8.30pm Nigerian time) from October 3, 2016.

  • 13 Struggles Every Nigerian Who Only Has A Green Passport Will Get

    13 Struggles Every Nigerian Who Only Has A Green Passport Will Get

    1. You, the night before you go to apply for a visa.

    Baba God, do it for your child.

    2. You and Visa forms.

    The stress.

    3. When you get rejected by some countries and you’re just there thinking about your life.

    Is this my life? Even this skreppy country is rejecting me?

    4. The moment you realize your passport is lowkey just a wallet for visas.

    When will it get better, ehn?

    5. You, praying that the immigration officer suddenly becomes colour blind.

    He shall see blue in Jesus’ name.

    6. What the line for foreign passports looks like in a new country:

    What is all this?

    7. How immigration officers look at you when you bring out your green passport:

    Oh God!

    8. Your face, whenever they detain you at a foreign airport.

    Why always me?

    9. You, looking at the countries that you don’t need a visa to enter.

    Is this a joke?

    10. When countries in the same Africa as you are still asking for a visa too.

    In my own continent again?

    11. You, watching your friends with blue and red passports plan summer holidays.

    Chai!

    12. Whenever citizens start misbehaving around you.

    Abeg oh! I know the colour of my passport.

    13. When you want to enter your own country and they are answering people with blue and red passports first.

    What the hell?

  • 16 Reasons Your Parents Threatened To “Send You Back To Nigeria”

    16 Reasons Your Parents Threatened To “Send You Back To Nigeria”

    1. You went to go and join “bad gang”.

    Anybody with a GPA less than 3.0 is “bad gang” to them.

    2. You brought home an “akata”.

    “Have Nigerians finished?”

    3. They heard you were misbehaving in school.

    You have sha forgotten the “child of who you are”

    4. You have now “grown wings”.

    They will clip it for you.

    5. You have started speaking to them with an accent.

    Accent = Rude.

    6. You want to “end up in MagDonnas”

    They will send you back before you end up working in McDonalds.

    7. You told them you want to become a rapper.

    Better fix up.

    8. You got an 89 in school.

    People that got 100 have 2 heads, abi?

    9. They saw you talking to the opposite sex.

    You want to “bring shame to your family”.

    10. You accidentally raised your voice at them.

    You want to die.

    11. You were trying to talk to them when they were on the phone.

    You don’t have respect again.

    12. They tried to slap you and you dodged.

    You now want to fight.

    13. You threatened to call the police when they were beating you.

    Police? You really want to die.

    14. You stayed at your friends house till it was dark outside.

    Better just stay there. They are your new family now.

    15. You did not add “ma” or “sir” when you answered them.

    The abroad has now spoilt you.

    16. You actually used the dishwasher to wash dishes.

    Dishwasher ke? What are your hands now there for?
  • A Nigerian-Owned Fashion Brand Has Addressed African Immigrant Problems In Europe

    A Nigerian-Owned Fashion Brand Has Addressed African Immigrant Problems In Europe

    African men are viewed through mostly negative perspectives across many parts of the world.

    In Europe, Italy to be precise, they are commonly seen as the ones who peddle trinkets and bags on the corner, but never in designer suits.

    Wale oyejide, the creative director and brains behind Philadephia-based African fashion brand, Ikire Jones, is also an Afrobeats musician, writer and attorney.

    Being an immigrant himself, the Nigerian-born designer began his journey into the  fashion industry as part of a personal creative evolution.

    Without any formal education in fashion, his designs are sometimes inspired by Kanye Wests’ lyrics and the latest collection from Ikire Jones is themed ‘After Immigration’.

    The West African models and asylum seekers, Abdoulay, Gitteh and Madi  were scouted from a local settlement organization that houses asylum seekers.

    The collection seeks to portray African Immigrants as real and employable people with stories like every other human.

    In contrast to popular African-themed fashion editorials where the models are impoverished and posing in a sad background, these models were dressed up in really cool suits in the streets of Florence, Italy to portray their elegant side.

    ‘After Immigration’ also aims to tackle the lack of diversity and black models in high end fashion by proving that men like Abdoulay and his friends can be found in many parts of the world.

    The models were also featured when the collection was displayed in Italy’s Pitti Uomo Fashion show.

    This editorial shoot shows the many holes in not only the fashion world but also immigration policies.

    All Ikire Jones pieces can be shopped here: www.Ikirejones.com Check out their Twitter page for more interesting photos: @IkireJones

    Check out this video of the shoot.

    Photography and featured image by Neil Watson of 10 Leaves.

    What do you think of this collection?