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  • Navigating Nigeria: Why Wole Soyinka Is at War With the Emir of Ilorin

    Navigating Nigeria: Why Wole Soyinka Is at War With the Emir of Ilorin

    The last time the esteemed Nobel Laureate, Professor Wole Soyinka, made the news was in April when he almost came to blows with the Obidients, whom he accused of fascism. That didn’t sit well with them, and they fired heavy salvos in Prof’s direction. It would take a visit to Soyinka from their principal, the Labour Party’s Peter Obi, to diffuse the tension. But that hasn’t stopped them from giving Soyinka the bombastic side-eye.

    Almost three months later, Soyinka is in another fight. This time, not on social media, but in faraway Kwara and its emirate capital, Ilorin.

    So what’s the gist?

    Punch reported that a Muslim group, Majlisu Shabab li Ulamahu Society, based in Ilorin, went to the home of an Osun priestess, Yeye Ajesikemi Olokun Omolara Olatunji. They warned her not to host a festival known as Isese in the state. It was reported that she released posters announcing a three-day event in celebration of Yoruba deities.

    Ilorin is an emirate. It’s ruler is Alhaji Ibrahim Sulu Gambari. In reaction to the group’s activities, a spokesperson for the Emir said the Emir supported their actions. Although the spokesperson stated that Gambari did not send them, he added that the Emir made it public that no idolatry activities should be held in the Ilorin Emirate.

    His words: “The Emir has made it public that he’s not in support. He’s warned them to stay away from Kwara or Ilorin Emirate. So, any group that shares the same view and opinion with His Royal Highness can also come out and then do such, which the group you just mentioned now has done.”

    Essentially, the Emir thinks Yeye’s actions constitute idolatry. According to Gambari, that has never happened in Ilorin and would be heavily resisted should it be attempted.

    Somehow, the news got to Soyinka, which made him angry enough to write a strongly-worded op-ed directed at Gambari.

    How did Soyinka respond?

    [Prof Wole Soyinka / The Cable]

    Soyinka described Gambari’s actions as a “grievous insult to our race.” He said he teaches courses in another Emirate, Abu Dhabi, in the UAE. Soyinka said it allows festivals from different religions to occur without hindrance. He wondered why the opposite was the case back in Nigeria. He criticised Gambari’s stance for impeding the right to embrace our humanity, reflected in how we celebrate different worldviews. Soyinka called on the Emir to rein in the “agents of division” before closing with the following:

    “There is a thin line between Power and Piety. Call Yeye Ajasikemi OIokun Omolara to your side. Make peace with her and make restitution in whichever way you can for this grievous insult to our race. We know the history of Ilorin and the trajectory of your dynasty — but these are not the issues. The issue is peaceful cohabitation, respect for other worldviews, their celebrations, their values and humanity. The issue is the acceptance of the multiple facets of human enlightenment.

    The greatest avatars that the world has known were not without human frailties, flaws, and errors of understanding. You are NOT Omniscient. And you are not Omnipotent.”

    How has Emir Gambari reacted?

    [Emir Sulu Gambari / PM News]

    The Emir hasn’t taken things lightly. In a statement signed by his spokesman on July 7, he said Soyinka was being “economical with the facts”. The statement said Soyinka’s claim that Gambari disallowed festivals was “nauseating” and “uncharitable” to the Ilorin people.

    “To set records straight, Professor Wole Soyinka tends to be economical with facts, forgetting that nobody wants war. He decided to settle with a factor capable of causing societal chaos if not quickly averted.

    [The Emir’s action] is to prevent crisis and not wait until it erupts. The cost of managing crises cannot be equated to the wisdom or courage required to prevent them. Such proactiveness is necessary to sustain peaceful co-existence in society. It’s, therefore, surprising to hear that the position of Professor Soyinka is identical to someone who does not consider what might transpire if the programme was hosted.

    It may result in issues which could also lead to reprisal attacks by sympathisers or promoters of such belief (Isese festival) in other parts of the country.”

    The ball is back in Soyinka’s court. While he makes a case for freedom of expression and religion, the Emir’s claim that the people of Ilorin would uniformly resist any such traditional proceedings cannot be ignored either. We’ll see how this plays out in the coming days.

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  • Incessant Staring and 7 Other Things Ilorin Babes Can Relate To

    Incessant Staring and 7 Other Things Ilorin Babes Can Relate To

    If there’s one thing Ilorin babes can all agree on, it’s that Ilorin people can stare! Here’s seven other things that Ilorin babes can relate to. 

    1. People staring 

    It’s normal to get stared at when you’re a hot girl, but in Ilorin, staring hits different. People will stare at you until you leave their vicinity. You’ll think that they don’t have legs and arms of their own to look at. 

    2. Shopping from Post Office because Lagos prices won’t kill us

    Every hot Ilorin babe knows the right places to shop in Post Office. The best thing about shopping at Post Office is that the products are original and affordable, unlike a city we know. 

    3. Not having enough choices of places to go on dates

    There are like ten decent restaurants for dates in Ilorin and we’ve been to all of them. We need more abeg. 

    4. Yahoo boys in their DMs claiming to be crypto traders

    This one is hilarious. They always think you’re not smart enough to know the difference between crypto trading and straight up yahooism. No dey whine me, dear. 

    5. “Tanke, sir” 

    If you have a car in Ilorin and you’ve driven inside the University, you’ve definitely heard someone say this, trying to hitch a ride out of school. 

    6. Bike men calling you “ashawo” when you fight them for trying to end your life with their reckless driving

    Because they can’t imagine you want to be safe without being a sex worker. Kmt. 

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    7. Buying a hijab even though you’re not a muslim 

    After all the staring, you just might eventually buy a hijab. When you wear the hijab, you get less questions and less staring. Also, it can be pretty cool underneath the hijab despite what you might imagine. 

    8. Married men propositioning them to be a second or third wife

    Ilorin married men are some of the most honest men you’ll meet. They’ll straight up tell you they’re married but they want you to be their second or third wife. 

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  • 8 Signs You Are About To Rent A Useless House In Ilorin

    8  Signs You Are About To Rent A Useless House In Ilorin

    New to Ilorin and it’s ways? Heads up: if you spot any of these signs hold your money tight and run till your heels touch the back of your head.

    Please don’t say you weren’t warned.

    1. If you see bushes around the house

    That’s where you’ll see different species of insects, frogs, alligator, thieves and other scary things you don’t want to encounter at night. Anyone of them can come for you from the depths of those bushes. You know what to do, dear. Run.

    2. If you see people sitting/standing outside

    Just know getting a strong network signal will be a big problem. All those people outside are looking for network. To be on the safe side, turn your data on when you are checking houses.

    3. If the house is in Oke-oba or Oke-odo

    They won’t want to cast themselves, but majority of the people who stay in these areas regret paying a dime to their landlords. Not only will you hustle for shuttle, but when it rains, it’s not a pleasant sight to behold.

    4. If the agent is on your neck to pay ASAP

    He has most likely inflated the house rent. Once that money enters his account, that’s the end. You will have to fast and pray and fast for fourteen days before he answers your calls if there’s any issue.

    5. If they don’t have a prepaid metre or transformer

    Your forefathers did not go through the Dark Ages for you to come and be sleeping in darkness. Leave that place fast and never look back.

    6. If the current occupants say, “It’s okay” when you ask for feedback

    “It’s okay” here translates to: we are suffering and regret paying for this house, but come and join us in the misery while we smile in pain.

    7. If it’s far from any main junction

    How will you get bike or keke in urgent situations? No matter what the agent tells you, it’s all lies. If you rent that house, the sole your shoes will wear out from trekking like this:

    8. If it’s a three or more story building

    There’ll be frequent water shortages. Imagine washing your face while bathing and water ceases because your neighbor on the third floor is washing clothes. Useless house. Just make sure you are fine while going to fetch water from God-knows-where incase you meet the love of your life.

  • 6 Peculiar Things About Ilorin People

    6 Peculiar Things About Ilorin People

    Ilorin is one of the best places to live in Nigeria. But there are a number of things that make their people peculiar. Here’s a short list of some of those things:

    1. They are very chill

    They don’t have that gra-gra Lagosians have an excess of. In Ilorin, if you do gra-gra, you’re suffering yourself. They’re so chill that they don’t rush to open shops in the morning. If you plan to cook very early, buy your ingredients the night before.

    2. They are very hospitable

    Very. They are willing to go the extra mile to make you comfortable. Just don’t abuse their kindness.

    3. They are always ready to give you hot-hot

    The best way to get on their bad side is to dress like a Lagos person. We won’t tell you just what to wear, but imagine putting on something risque and stepping out in Ilorin. Prepare to be the recipient of unwanted stares of disgust and wanton lust.

    3. They take their religion seriously.

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    The Muslims and the Christians, they both work on their relationship with God very hard. So hard that a woman can be whipped if she visits certain places on Friday without a headscarf or in a sleeveless dress.

    4. The dating circle is large but also very small

    We’ll leave it at that. If you know you know.

    5. They have Unilorin connections.

    That is, anyone Ilorin person you meet knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who works in Unilorin. For real.

    6 Things You Can Do In Ilorin This Weekend

  • 6 Things You Can Do In Ilorin This Weekend

    6 Things You Can Do In Ilorin This Weekend

    Are you a visitor or an indigene who is in need of what to do in Ilorin this weekend? We came up with a list of places to visit, as well as possible activities to try out while you are in the State of Harmony.

    Photo Credit: Xultan Visuals

    Post Office – Challenge, Ilorin.

    1. Picnic at Succoth Valley Garden

    waterview ilorin during valentine's day

    Succoth Valley Garden is an outdoor spot with a breathtaking view of nature. You can go there to picnic, or simply to relax while you breathe in clean air. If you love nature, this is one place to explore in Ilorin. Succoth Valley Gardens is located at Yinka Dopemu Close, Off Catchment Road, Ilorin, Kwara state.

    2. Take a stroll into the University Campus

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    The university campus is also another place worth visiting in Ilorin. Simply take a bus into the campus and explore as much as you want.

    3. Shop at the Palms Mall, Fate

    Palms Shopping Mall, Ilorin, Kwara. -Photos & Reviews - Hotels.ng Places

    The Palms Mall is one of the many beautiful places to visit in Ilorin. There, you can shop at ShopRite, Miniso, and the other stores; you can also see a movie at Viva Cinema, order pizza at Dominos, ice cream from ColdStone, or the other ice cream spots in the mall. If you are a first time visitor to Ilorin, add this to your topmost list of places to visit.

    4. Go for a swim at Kwara Hotel

    Kwara Hotel | Hotel in Ilorin | Hotels.ng

    If you like swimming, here’s a fun place for you. You can also try Bekandims Hotel and Resort Centre which is located at Tanke, Oke-Odo.

    5. Visit the Kwara State Library or the National Library.

    Full List of Public and Private Libraries in Nigeria and their Addresses

    Both are located around the Post Office area. For book lovers and readers, these are places to get some reading or writing done.

    6. Visit the national museum.

    National Museum, Ilorin, Kwara. - Photos & Reviews - Hotels.ng Places

    And if you are the kind who is interested in history and artefacts, the national museum is located at Number 14, Abdulkadir Road, GRA Ilorin, Kwara.


    Here’s something else for you: All The Things You’ll Relate To If You’ve Lived In Ilorin

  • All The Things You’ll Relate To If You’ve Lived In Ilorin

    All The Things You’ll Relate To If You’ve Lived In Ilorin

    Ilorin is the capital of Kwara state, and it has its charms. Like the slogan, State of Harmony, there is something about Ilorin that is quite relaxed. We don’t have to say much. If you know Ilorin well enough, then you’ll get everything this post says.

    1. Green and yellow taxis.

    Taxi in Ilorin

    Basic fare is often N50, unless it’s a far distance. And the way the drivers call out “Post-Challenge!” when they are going to Post Office or Challenge.

    2. The Chicken Republic at Tanke Junction.

    Chicken republic in Ilorin

    Especially the refuel combo that goes for N500 or N800.

    3. ShopRite, and every other thing that comes with it.

    Ilorin Shoprite

    A picture of ShopRite during Sallah, Christmas, New Year, or Black Friday.

    4. Beske.

    Beske Ilorin seller

    For those who don’t know, beske is made of soya beans. For Ilorin people, it is a delicacy and they can eat it with anything: rice, garri, soup, etc. They can even eat it as a snack. If you’re not an indigene, it can be a bit awkward to get used to.

    5. Captain Cook Bread.

    Captain Cook bread, Ilorin

    Captain Cook Bread is the real deal. If you know, you know. It goes with fried eggs, beans, tea, butter, even stew. And it can last for 3 days if you keep it well. ShopRite bread is cool too.

    6. Fortunate Bread.

    Fortunate bread, Ilorin

    Fortunate bread can take all our money, please. So soft and sweet and cheap too. And it can last up to 1 week, if you are a real suffer-head or a broke student.

    7. The Roadside Shops In Challenge.

    Challenge, Ilorin

    When you pass and those Igbo boys start calling you to buy jeans, slippers, tshirts, everything you probably don’t need at the time.

    7. Kwara Hotel.

    Kwara Hotel, Ilorin

    This is an entire monument. Anyone who has ever entered it can testify.

    8. Habib Yoghurt.

    Habib Yoghurt, Ilorin

    This yoghurt, doing goodness to taste buds since time immemorial.

    9. Permanent Site.

    University of Ilorin

    This is why taxi drivers always shout “PS!” And we can argue that it is one of the major contributors to Ilorin’s population. You don’t believe us? Wait until students go on a long vac and then visit Ilorin. You’ll understand what we mean.

  • Can We Appreciate The Glory That Is Sweet Potato Pottage?

    Can We Appreciate The Glory That Is Sweet Potato Pottage?
    Is your sweet potato pottage even yummy if you didn’t cook it Ilorin-style? We guess not – which is why we’re sharing this delicious, easy-to-prepare original recipe from Kwara, the home of sweet potatoes in Nigeria.

    The ingredients for this meal are:

    1. First, wash and chop all your vegetables. Also, blend the chilli peppers and tomatoes, set this aside and get to cooking your potatoes.

    2. Put the cubed sweet potatoes in a pot then add your shredded fish, crayfish, chopped pepper, onions and meat stock – let this cook on low heat for 25 minutes.

    3. In a separate sauce pan, heat up palm oil and fry the blended pepper mix for 8 minutes. Season the sauce with the most important ingredients of the day- Maggi Crayfish cubes and Maggi star cubes.

    4. Pour the stew into the pot of potatoes, stir properly and mash some of the potatoes to thicken up the pottage.

    5. After tasting for salt, add the spinach and spring onions. Let it cook for 5 minutes and your meal is ready!

    6. Just look at this beauty!

    Want to see how this meal preparation went down? Check out the recipe in the video below:

    If you like Nigerian meals like we do, then be sure to check out Delicious Naija, from Maggi Nigeria.

    Make sure to look out for the ‘Delicious Naija’ show at these times on your TV: 7:30 pm, Friday on Arewa24, 7:30 pm, Saturday on Africa Magic (Family) , 5 pm, Sunday on NTA, OR just watch it online right now!