Nigerian Twitter is so live!
There’s always a trending topic – whose relevance is debatable – that will cause an uproar and generally upend the normal affairs.
Today, it’s #IfStatesWereWomen, where they give the 36 states – or less, we forget some states – of Nigeria womanly attributes. These are the best tweets of the trend for some states:
Abia
#IfStateswerewomen Abia would be that woman who leaves her door open to various men to come do as they wish.
— Davidson (@TheSomadina) July 10, 2015
Adamawa
#IfStatesWereWomen Adamawa state will be that babe that gets heartbroken by all her boyfriends
— Gimba Abubakar (@AS_Gimba) July 10, 2015
Akwa-Ibom
https://twitter.com/Rhodymite_/status/619484293367209984
Anambra
#IfStatesWereWomen Anambra will be that babe that's into all kinds of business. She dey import export. Many shops and stuff. No husband sha
— Friendly Neighborhood Doctor (@Okizle) July 10, 2015
Bauchi
#IfStatesWereWomen Bauchi will be Sleeping Beauty waiting for prince charming to come to her rescue…
— Abdul S. Abdul (@Abdul003) July 10, 2015
Bayelsa
https://twitter.com/Awsalis/status/619448500305195008
Benue
#IfStatesWereWomen Benue will be that wife material that just has bad luck with all the men she dates.
— Davina Owombre (@dee_owombre) July 10, 2015
Borno
#IfStatesWereWomen Borno will be that lady that only the bravest men approach & women befriend.
— Mark Amaza (@amasonic) July 10, 2015
Cross River
https://twitter.com/datGuyKOFO/status/619449357121757184
Delta
#IfStatesWereWomen Delta will poison her husband just to answer 'Landlady' http://t.co/50Q8uoJhm1
— collette (@diethealth29) July 10, 2015
Ebonyi
#IfStatesWereWomen Ebonyi state will be the shy sidechic we only hear about when she doesn't get child support
— Daddy D.O🇳🇬 (@DOlusegun) July 10, 2015
Edo
#IfStatesWereWomen Edo State will be Rihanna, unhappy inside, but always on fleek
— Akenzua (@IAmSizzla) July 10, 2015
Ekiti
#IfStatesWereWomen Ekiti will be that feminist whose ego won't get her a husband.
— Dams. (@damisiabijo) July 10, 2015
Enugu
Lmaoo "@Lyricalwizzy: #IfStatesWereWomen Enugu will be dat woman who is always sexually defrauded."
— Qizai 🐼 🇬🇭 (@i_tweet_cray) July 10, 2015
Abuja
https://twitter.com/datGuyKOFO/status/619449091433611265
Gombe
#IfStatesWereWomen Gombe state will be that lucky babe that gets the rich right guys
— Gimba Abubakar (@AS_Gimba) July 10, 2015
Imo
https://twitter.com/DeraaRed__L/status/619450076247781376
Jigawa
#IfStatesWereWomen Jigawa is that woman whose immediate ex is about to embark on a long vacation to kirikiri prison.
— A b d u l (@Zuby215) July 10, 2015
Kaduna
https://twitter.com/Awsalis/status/619440690431438849
Kano
#IfStatesWereWomen Kano would've been that woman with multitudinous children capable of confusing a gentleman like Orubebe.
— BELLO MOHAMMED BELLO (@GeneralBMB) July 10, 2015
Katsina
https://twitter.com/Kb_shema/status/619488829347643393
Kebbi
https://twitter.com/safdchick/status/619486431392739328
Kogi
https://twitter.com/smugdisguise/status/619442858588774400
Kwara
#IfStatesWereWomen kwara will be that babe who is passed among brothers of the same family and she doesn't even know 🙁 🙁
— Friendly Neighborhood Doctor (@Okizle) July 10, 2015
Lagos
#IfStatesWereWomen. Lagos would still be that runs girls everybody wants to have a taste of…
— . (@UcheKl) July 10, 2015
Nasarawa
https://twitter.com/UnilagAmeboR/status/619459495358504960
Niger
#IfStatesWereWomen Niger would be that babe with famous uncles who's forever lamenting that her uncles have never done anything for her.
— Davina Owombre (@dee_owombre) July 10, 2015
Ogun
https://twitter.com/zebbook/status/619444207015591936
Ondo
#IfStatesWereWomen Ondo, Sunshine. Dont break an ilaje woman's heart. Afta cussin u out, shes havin u in a calabash, donatin it to d sun god
— GCFR (@Pr8nz) July 10, 2015
Osun
https://twitter.com/Rhodymite_/status/619483768374579200
Oyo
😂😂😢"@Yo_itzPboy: #IfStatesWereWomen OYO would be that babe who will swallow magnets just to become attractive 😂😂😂"
— sonia (@sonia__xoxo) July 10, 2015
Plateau
#IfStatesWereWomen Plateau will be the woman with the beautiful face,curves and heart but doesnt get the attention she deserves
— Rachel Garba (@TeedeeOh) July 10, 2015
Rivers
#IfStatesWereWomen , Rivers will be that woman whose husbands have always been touts and street urchins pic.twitter.com/IBAMQb10EQ
— Edmonton Harvey Specter (@oddy4real) July 10, 2015
Sokoto
#IfStatesWereWomen Sokoto will be too hot to handle. Literally.
— Mark Amaza (@amasonic) July 10, 2015
Taraba
#IfStatesWereWomen Taraba is that babe who likes women,but too scared of what the society would think about her sexuality!
— Iyiolainukan (@Iyiolainukan) July 10, 2015
Yobe
https://twitter.com/UnilagAmeboR/status/619470369024557056
Zamfara
#IfStatesWereWomen Zamfara would be that woman we never hear about until she's getting a new husband.
— Akinola (@theakinmore) July 10, 2015
Of course, not everyone likes this twitter thread, some people find the trend sexist:
I find this if States were women thing kind of sexist. But that's just me o, don't let it disturb you.
— Elizabeth Gaskell stan account (@Ms_Ojo) July 10, 2015
Because some of the tweets were a little pointed:
#IfStatesWereWomen , Imo will be that woman whose husbands have always bn loud-mouthed-good-for-nothing conmen pic.twitter.com/0QNBAnoczN
— Edmonton Harvey Specter (@oddy4real) July 10, 2015
Don’t ask me where they go these comparisons from, I couldn’t possibly know. But one thing is sure, you have NEVER seen your states – or women – so graphically described.
Photo Credit : Instagram – Asoebi Bella