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  • 7 Reasons Why You Still Do a Bad Job at Smelling Great

    7 Reasons Why You Still Do a Bad Job at Smelling Great

    Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder, and body odour lingers in the nose of whoever catches the whiff. You have your bath before stepping out of your house every day, but you’re always shocked to find yourself smelling funny within a few hours. Here’s why:

    You’re team “natural scent”

    Sorry to disappoint you, but your natural musk isn’t anyone’s favourite deodorant flavour.

    You only shower when you need to go out

    Water touches your body only when there’s an outing or a visitor. Please remind me not to enter your house.

    You think perfume masks body odour

    Body odour and perfume can’t go aura for aura. Otherwise, your funky smell will pollute that sweet, innocent fragrance.

    Friends don’t tell you the truth

    Except your body odour has chased your friends away. Real ones would tell you about the stank and gift you some deodorants, preferably the Rexona 72-Hour Deodorant.

    Too shy to get help

    You’re not too big to talk to people and ask them how to tackle body odour. 

    You shop for random deodorants

    Instead of buying any deodorant you see, here’s a recommendation; Rexona 72 Hours Deodorant. It’s the new boss in town. It keeps you dry and fresh for long hours, no matter how much you move.

    You think deodorant is expensive

    Keep aside the fancy things you’ve heard about deodorant. It’s literally one of the cheapest body care items. An affordable and effective one like Rexona 72 Hours Deodorant will serve you. Invest in yourself.

  • 7 Reasons Why You Still Do a Bad Job at Smelling Great

    7 Reasons Why You Still Do a Bad Job at Smelling Great

    Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder, and body odour lingers in the nose of whoever catches the whiff. If you’re battling body odour and nothing seems to work, we know why.  

    You only shower when you need to go out

    Water touches your body only when there’s an outing or a visitor. Please, remind me to not enter your house.

    You don’t wash your linens

    Even Rexona 72 Hour Deodorant won’t help you if you don’t change those dirty towels, beddings and underwear.

    You’re team “natural scent”

    Sorry to disappoint you, but your natural musk isn’t anyone’s favourite deodorant flavour.

    You think perfume masks body odour

    Body odour and perfume can’t go aura for aura. Otherwise, your funky smell will pollute that sweet, innocent fragrance.

    Friends don’t tell you the truth

    Except your body odour has chased your friends away, real ones would tell you about the stank and gift you some deodorants. Preferably the Rexona 72 Hours Deodorant.

    Too shy to get help

    You’re not too big to talk to people and ask them how to tackle body odour. 

    You shop for random deodorants

    Instead of buying any deodorant you see, here’s a recommendation; Rexona 72 Hours Deodorant. It’s the new boss in town. It’s affordable and keeps you dry and fresh for long hours.

  • 9 Reasons Why Nigerian Men Must Never Wash Their Bum-Bum

    9 Reasons Why Nigerian Men Must Never Wash Their Bum-Bum

    Dear Nigerian men (and men in the world everywhere), the matter of bum-bum washing is an important one. The agenda that men should wash their bum-bum or even take special note of their hygiene is being spread and must be abolished immediately.

    Here are the reasons:

    1. First of all, women will want to peg you.

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    Women of this generation are woke to evil things. They can identify a clean bum-bum from miles away. The moment they identify you as a possessor of a washed bum-bum, they will start chasing you about with a dildo. Refuse to fall into that trap.

    2. What if you get turned on and discover that you are gay?

    Suddenly, you will be looking for men to romance you. You that you have sworn that homophobia will keep you in this country. You better wear your boxers after shitting. Clean bum-bum where? God forbid, it’s not your portion.

    3. Next thing you know, you will be shaking bum-bum on the streets.

    All because soap and water passed through that bum-bum. I rebuke it for you oh. Anything that will cause your bum-bum to shake, may it vanish from your life. Even when you want to bathe, shoot out your bum-bum so water will not touch it.

    4. Your buttocks will automatically begin to draw the attention of woke men.

    The same way we have woke women is how we have woke men. Refuse to clean your bum-bum and you will be safe from them.

    5. You’ll probably want to start shaving the hair there.

    Na from clap, dance dey start. You that the hair between your ass crack is enough to make a double drawn Peruvian wig complete with eyelashes. You better keep it that way.

    6. Next thing you know, you are changing your toothbrush after three months.

    Toothbrush that you usually use for one year or six months.

    7. Next thing you know, you are applying roll-on under your arms.

    You that you usually go out smelling like you bathed in ponmo water. They want to deprive you of your natural fragrance. You better refuse it.

    8. Next thing you know, you are wearing lingerie.

    And that begins your fall as a manly man. All because you washed your bum-bum.

    9. Next thing you know, you are looking for someone to grab your bum-bum because it suddenly feels soft.

    And that, my dear man, is the end of your life. So, keep your life. Absolutely refuse to wash your bum-bum. Why did God even give you bum-bum sef, when He could easily have given you more audacity.

    You better carry skid marks on your boxer shorts. Go about smelling the way you do. A king and more.