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  • “Let the ASUU Strike Continue” — These 5 Students Are More Interested in Making Money Online

    “Let the ASUU Strike Continue” — These 5 Students Are More Interested in Making Money Online

    Since FG and ASUU decided to go on their annual vacation beat the drums of war again in February 2022, Nigerian students have been the most affected party

    For some students, it’s an endless wait for the strike to end, while for others, it’s time to keep busy one way or the other, at least till school resumes. 

    Meme depicting a male person using a local grinding stone, with the words "steady grinding".

    I spoke to five students who have been using the time to make money online, and they told me how they came across these money-making sites and why they don’t care how long the strike lasts.

    “To be honest, I’ve moved on with my life”

    — Arin*, 19

    For the first two months of the strike, I just sat at home washing plates and doing nothing else. I tried to convince my dad to let me get a job, but he kept going, “What if they call off the strike soon?”

    Luckily, a friend introduced me to Fiverr, and since I’m good at making designs, I thought to try offering graphic design services. She kept telling me that it might be a long time before I make any money on Fiverr, so I spent time learning about the website in order to understand it better.

    I’ve done two gigs since I joined in April 2022, and while it may not be too impressive, it’s a big deal for someone just starting out. The strike can go on for as long as they like; I want to get better at this and earn dollars abeg.


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    “I now have a full-time remote job”

    — Nino*, 23

    This strike has me stuck in final year, and as someone who already feels too old to be in school, it’s been more than annoying.

    Immediately after they extended the one-month warning strike, I decided to take my freelance writing more seriously. I collated all my write-ups using Journo Portfolio, an online writing portfolio website, and started reaching out to connections on LinkedIn.

    I eventually connected with someone who needed blog articles for their baby food site, and that’s what I’ve been doing. I earn ₦80k (more if I get other freelance roles that month), and I’m actively searching for more [writing] opportunities. School is the last thing on my mind.

    “I’m trying to get better at affiliate marketing”

    Ola*, 21

    I’ll always advocate for the “school is a scam” narrative. I’m almost grateful for the strike because I’m not even looking forward to struggling to graduate with a second class lower in Physics.

    I already know my degree may be useless, so I’m always looking for other opportunities. I got into affiliate marketing with Expertnaire in July 2022, and I just made my first sale last month. I’m already on the path to making good money with it, and that’s my priority now.

    “I want to work in a foreign firm before the end of the year”

    — Tinu*, 21

    I started looking for a job immediately after they announced the one-month warning strike in February 2022 because I knew there was no money coming from anywhere. This proved difficult cause I live on Lagos mainland, and everything I saw was Island-based.

    I have some skills in social media management, so when my church organised a free content marketing training in March 2022, I jumped on it. I now work with the organiser of this training (she has a company) and I’m good, if I do say so myself.

    I’m really inspired by this Nairalife subject who earns $93k a year doing the same thing I do, and my goal is to work [remotely] for a foreign firm and earn in dollars before the end of this year.

    “I’ve made $200 in a week. Who school epp?”

    — Josiah*, 20

    I’m a writer, and I’ve been on Upwork for about two years but had only done two gigs before this strike started.

    When the strike looked like it’d be everlasting, I got bored and decided to revamp my Upwork profile and actually pay attention to it. Just last month, in July 2022, I got a copyediting gig that paid $200. It was for an entire book, and man, when I tell you that I went above and beyond, I overdid sef. 

    I was so excited. I’ve not withdrawn the money yet because I’m waiting for the exchange rate to get even higher. I’m ready to die on Upwork now. ASUU and the entire federal government will be alright.


    *Names have been changed, and answers slightly edited for clarity.


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  • 10 Vital Organs & Fluids You Can Sell To Escape Sapa

    10 Vital Organs & Fluids You Can Sell To Escape Sapa

    Are you worried that the cost of living keeps rising, and it’s proving more difficult to keep sapa at bay? Has spa not gotten to your side yet but you want to ensure it never does by sapa-proofing yourself? Instead of waiting for a destiny helper who’s taking forever to locate you, kuku start selling your body organs or fluid to make money. Legally, of course.

    Disclaimer: We in no way encourage illegal organ harvesting or trading. This article is purely intended for humorous purposes.

    1. Heart

    Remember when relationships showed you pepper and you wished you didn’t have a heart? Now’s the time to make your own wish come true and make some money at the same time.

    2. Lungs

    Instead of shouting “Step on my neck” or “Who dey breathe?” upandan, just exchange your lungs for some dough and start living the life of your dreams.

    3. Blood

    Why let witches suck your blood at night for free when you could be cashing in big from selling it? Think hard and make a move fast.

    4. Kidneys

    Just sell one of these, and you’re made for life. Think of it as helping someone out there who needs it more than you. Besides, you need the cash.

    5. Brain

    Who said you need a brain to make it in life? All you need is connections, insha’Allah, and money. The sky will be your starting point.

    6. Liver

    If drinking like a fish hasn’t killed you, then you have nothing to fear. Just a portion of your liver is enough to help you get by.

    7. Eggs

    Each ovulation cycle you complete monthly is an opportunity for you to be swimming in money. Don’t dull, sis.

    9. Eyes

    From the moment you were born till now, your eyes have seen enough things to last a lifetime. And each time, you think you’ve seen it all, life goes on to give you a shocker. Why not sell the eyes off and survive solely on imagination?

    10. Sperm

    You didn’t come to this life to waste your sperm and die. There’s money to be made, and it’s a win-win situation – each time you have an orgasm, and shoot a load, you get paid. Isn’t life good?

    See? Sapa has nothing on you!