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  • 6 Nigerian Women Share Their Experience Getting Pap Smears

    A pap smear is a test carried out on cells from the cervix. It is often done to check for cervical cancer. In this article, six Nigerian women talk about getting pap smears. 

    Jennifer, 32

    I was 22 when I went for my first pap smear. I had been reading about it, so I knew what to expect. I was in the UK at the time. At the hospital, they gave me a pamphlet that described the procedure.

    It was a seamless process although I was shy about opening my legs for the doctor. I did other tests too and later, they called to tell me the results.

    Beatrice, 25

    I was 24 when I decided I wanted to be more conscious of my sexual health. I wanted to get an IUD, a pap smear, and the HPV vaccine so I looked up hospitals and a lot of the recommendations pointed to Marie Stopes.

    A lot of reviews said that the staff there were professional and did not judge their clients. I had been worried about what the people there would think of me so those comments I saw online helped me.

    When I got to the clinic I was directed to the procedure room. I took off my clothes and lay on the bed. It was weird because when you lie on the bed, you spread your legs open. The doctor inserted a lubricated speculum into my vagina and took a sample of my cervix cells. To be honest, I didn’t feel anything other than the discomfort of the cold speculum. I had to even ask the doctor if she was done when she asked me to dress up.

    No abnormal cells were found so it was okay for me to get the HPV Vaccine. It was a 7/10 experience — I would recommend it. 

    Bon, 31

    A few months ago, I went to a diagnostic centre for a pap smear because of a recurrent pelvic infection I kept having. They put that metal device inside me and man, it felt like I was being stabbed in the vagina. It felt sharp and cold. It’s one of the most painful experiences I’ve ever had. I remember screaming and crying that day.

    Oke, 24

    In 2017, I wanted to get an IUD and a pap smear. I went to Marie Stopes, so it wasn’t such a bad experience — they are better than a lot of other places. But that speculum in my vagina felt like they were jacking a car. It also felt ridiculously cold, and the swab’s feeling on my cervix wasn’t comfortable at all. I couldn’t even get the IUD that day because my cervix wasn’t open enough. I had to come back when I was on my period. If they put a speculum in my vagina again, I can murder somebody.

    Chinwe, 35 

    Getting a Pap smear was a creepy experience for me, but it was something I had to do. It was so weird having a stranger insert a metal thing into my vagina. I was just glad it was a female nurse getting the sample.

    Daphne, 26

    It was a scary experience for me. In 2015, I noticed warts around my vagina area so I went to see a doctor. I thought I had an infection so I was too scared for my life to care about the cold speculum going into my vagina. In my head, I was like poke all you want, just tell me I’m not dying. It was a male doctor but he was nice and reassuring.

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  • 5 Nigerian Women Talk About Receiving Health Care In Nigeria

    It’s no news that the healthcare system in Nigeria is in shambles. Patients often complain of negligence, lack of resources or wrong and expensive treatment plans. In this article, I spoke to five Nigerian women about their experience receiving health care in Nigeria. 

    Dami, 19 

    When I was 16, I kept having these unbearable stomach aches, so I went to the hospital to get tests done. My mum went with me that day but when I went to get the results, I was alone. 

    The doctor said I had an ulcer and urinary tract infection. He kept complimenting me, which I  thought was weird. He asked if I smoked or drank and the last time I had sex. I told him I wasn’t sexually active, he said he didn’t believe me and he could check if I was lying. He came closer and started touching me. He said we could go into the theatre and he’d insert something in my vagina to check if my hymen was still intact. I felt like throwing up. I can’t remember the excuse I gave, but I left without even collecting my drugs. 

    The next time I went back, I begged a friend to follow me. After that day, I went to register in a new hospital. They’re quite professional here, and I feel comfortable going to see my doctor.

    Tife, 38

    During NYSC, I had an infection but the lady I was with at the time didn’t so I went to see a doctor. He said I should come with my sex partner for him to be treated too. At this point, he had not run a test, so he didn’t know what kind of infection it was but he assumed it was sexually transmitted.

    I told him I didn’t have a sexual partner. Of course, he felt I was lying. He did the test, and it was not an STI. He gave me the news, and he didn’t even feel the need to apologize for his assumptions. 

    Jumoke, 25

    In 2015, I had an inflamed appendix. The doctor at my school prescribed antibiotics to prevent a rupture and stop the inflammation pending when I could finish my exams and get the surgery done.  

    The drugs worked but they made me constipated. After my exams, I went to see another doctor. I told him I needed to use the toilet. 

    The doctor said I was a surgeon’s nightmare because I was fat, and it would be difficult to navigate my organs. I told him I was okay and I just needed to poop but he wasn’t listening to me. I got another scan and they saw my appendix was back to normal. He still wanted to do the surgery, but he had insulted me so much that I told myself I’d rather die than get it done at his hospital. 

    Alex, 25 

    Some weeks ago, my neighbour took me to the hospital because I had been throwing up all night and my fingers were cramped, folding into my palm. 

    The health workers seemed to be more concerned with how I looked than giving me the care I needed. One nurse asked if I was a boy or a girl. Another asked why I was dressed like a boy. I brushed past the comments and repeated my complaints. As I explained that my fingers were refusing to move, one of the nurses came around the table and asked, “Why are your fingers not moving?” I said that’s why I came here. She said, “Move your hands. I said move it. Tell yourself you can move it. Pray, talk to God.” I let her try for a while but it hurt so I recoiled and told her I just needed fucking fluids. It was such a weird experience. 

    Rachael, 20

    I went to the laboratory to get tested for infections. The lab attendant was male. He led me to a room where he asked me to lay down. Anyway, I felt really uncomfortable while he was taking the swab sample. 

    When he was done, he started asking if I had a boyfriend and if we used protection when we had sex. I wasn’t even sure how to respond. It was my first time getting tested so I had no idea what the standard procedure should have been. The thought of going in for tests terrifies me now.

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  • “Excuse me nurse please where is the Doctor?”

    You are looking at her.

    “You want to specialize? When you haven’t found husband?”

    Who husband epp?

    “Aunty please help us call the main Doctor”

    Please explain yourself

    “Small girl like you, so you mean you are a doctor?”

    Who are you calling small girl?

    “Aunty Doctor, Aunty nurse”

    It’s just Doctor, please

    “Ehn I know you are not a nurse just help me call the male Doctor”

    The level of disrespect

    “Eh nurse wait stop talking let me talk to the main Doctor”

    I’m confused he’s a medical student

    “I’m not saying you don’t know your work o, just help me call your oga”

    Look at me I’m the oga here

    “You are a doctor? Your husband is trying o, hope you have time for him”

    Is that what we are here for?

    “You mean you are a doctor doctor? And you are a woman?”

    And so what?

    “Sister but you are too fine to be a doctor now”

    Better face your front
  • All The Reasons We Don’t Trust Doctors

    1. When you are rolling in pain and they are busy asking you questions calmly as if you are not about to die.

    2. When the doctor is smiling at you like a predator so you know your life for the next few days is ruined and stinky.

    3. When they say your problem is a “minor issue” but their bill is still a major headache!

    4. When they bring out a big axe after telling you “it’s just a small injection”.

    5. When they don’t warn you about the terrible taste of some medicines when they ask you to take them.

    6. When they introduce you to some human beings that are meant to be nurses but they behave like witches.

    7. When they say “small surgery” as if such a thing exists.

    8. When they start asking you about next of kin so now you know they are colluding to kill you.

    9. When you feel better and want to thank your God in peace but the doctor starts looking at you somehow.

  • 1. When you feel a temperature coming on.

    2. When you check your symptoms online and apparently you are close to death.

    3. When after struggling for a few days you know you have to go to the doctor.

    4. When you get to the hospital and the nurses are already doing like you are the cause of their problems at home.

    5. When you see patients at the hospital crying and you start getting more scared about your own diagnosis.

    6. When you have to do one million tests and take two million injections.

    7. When they say you have to give a urine and stool sample.

    8. When the doctor starts using big scientific words you don’t understand and now you are sure you are going to die.

    9. When after all the wahala they tell you it’s malaria.

    10. When the pharmacist tells you how much the drugs are, you’re like.