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  • These Are The Donald Trump Headlines We Should All Brace Up For In 2017

    Now that controversial presidential candidate, Donald Trump, is President of the USA, we can definitely expect hundreds of shocking news stories. These are some of them:

    1. “Donald Trump Deports All Nigerians, Also Dumps Unidentified Africans In Nigeria”

    2. “Donald Trump Says Theresa May Needs To Visit A Salon, And Leave The Work To Real Men”

    3. “Donald Trump Attends Kanye West’s Concert, Raps On Stage With Him”

    4. “Donald Trump Repaints The White House To Gold, Renames It Trump Towers 2”

    5. “Donald Trump Packs His Hair In Shuku, Says He Gets Inspiration From Justin Bieber”

    6. “Donald Trump Announces Ivanka Trump As His First Lady, Says She’ll Take Over Leading The USA After Him”

    7. “Donald Trump Builds A Wall Round Mexico, Sends Bill To Mexico”

    8. “President Trump Makes Melania Trump His Chief Bullying And Trolling Officer”

    9. “President Trump Announces Everything Was Just A Prank, Says Hilary Clinton Is Real President”

    LOL WE WISH!!!
  • 6 Reasons We Are So Glad The US Elections Are Finally Over

    1. America voted Donald Trump as president and we can finally hear word.

    They’ve been campaigning since forever!

    2. Our Twitter will no longer be flooded with wahala Americans campaigning upandan!

    They have carried their wahala away.

    3. And let’s not forget the Nigerians that have been acting like they’re election experts!

    All the pastors and imams that can see things all the way from here to America.

    4. Please, what is this?

    5. Thank God we don’t have to deal with dry jokes like this anymore:

    6. And we can finally rest from Trump and Hilary roasting each other.

  • 12 Things Nigerians In America Need To Do Now That Donald Trump Is President

    In an unbelievable plot twist, controversial presidential candidate, Donald Trump, is now the president of the United States of America.  Part of his campaign promises was that he would put stiff anti- immigration laws in place. Brethren, it’s time to go home.

    1. First of all you need to start writing letters to your descendants and forefathers back home.

    https://twitter.com/iam_Raice/status/796219181645623296

    2. Secondly, start practicing traditional songs.

    https://twitter.com/AmBlujay/status/796225186643279872

    3. Pack all your things. Don’t leave a single thing out.

    4. Renew your visa and book your one way ticket. ONE WAY!

    5. Don’t worry too much about where to stay because there is plenty space. Africa is a country after all.

    6. Hug your friends and say your good byes.

    7. But if you are the stubborn type like this aunty:

    8. And you really want to stay back in America with Trump *cringe*.

    9. Then you better start bleaching your skin white so you can blend in.

    10. And delete all those social media posts where you’ve been running mouth and abusing President Trump.

    11. Mind you, you may still be deported after all this.

    12. But don’t say we didn’t try to help your case.

  • The U.S Presidential Debate Was Yesterday, And Of Course Nigerian Twitter Chooked Mouth

    The U.S Presidential Debate Was Yesterday, And Of Course Nigerian Twitter Chooked Mouth
    In case you just got back from Mars, the USA Presidential Debates kicked off at New York’s Hofstra University yesterday, and it was one tense moment! Republican candidate Donald Trump, who is widely known for his aggressive approach towards well, everything, was on the attack against Hilary Clinton, the Democratic candidate. Polls show Clinton is currently ahead of Trump, and financial markets are cheering her for the victory. Nigerians even stayed up to watch the show, and apparently, a few people took notes.

    1. First of all, we are very surprised Nigerians actually stayed up to watch the debate.

    2. This person was just awed at the technology that was used; should Nigerians look forward to this at the 2019 polls?

    https://twitter.com/farouqzaib/status/780604428613214208

    3. To be very honest, we need to demand more from political aspirants.

    https://twitter.com/Don_Kane/status/780656089767485440

    4. Even though we let the last Nigerian presidential debates slip, it really should not happen again.

    https://twitter.com/TillyTillie/status/780657562156994560

    5. This person was just here to drag Trump sha, even though we should be dragging the cheats in our own backyard.

    6. And one more person hates Donald Trump.

    7. It appears the US Presidential elections will set the tone for the polls in 2019.

    8. And all institutions must be ready to participate, even our universities.

    If you’ve not seen the Debate, let’s bless you with this.