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  • 11 Hilarious Tweets of Women Explaining Why They Ghosted Men

    Once in a while, small breeze blows on the internet to remind us that even though “Men are scum” is a dying phrase, men are still wreaking havoc in real life. 

    Someone tweeted asking women to tell them the pettiest reasons why they stopped talking to someone they liked. We promise you nothing can prepare you for the responses people gave. Brace yourself.

    The man really said, “relax, it’s enough”

    He probably thought this was a Tyler Perry movie

    Father in heaven!

    LMAO. This is like 2 + 2 = Range Rover

    We know a Yoruba man when we see one

    As the saying goes, “First to do no dey pain”


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    This one took “Stay wicked” too far. Lord Voldemort, please

    We stan a man who’s focused on the hustle. But it’s giving kidnapper vibes

    Can we even blame ASUU for this travesty?

    He wants you to fight for your love, literally!

    This is why people make diss tracks when they finally blow


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  • 10 Valentine’s Day Tweets That Will Make You Tired Of Nigerians

    Valentine’s Day 2021 might have ended, but what will remain forever hilarious are these tweets from single people, zealous people, and people who are genuinely just here for the violence.

    1. Every single person today.

    https://twitter.com/Day_veedd/status/1360749637251063808

    2. This one is for all of us who received nothing. We sha thank God for the gift of life.

    https://twitter.com/AkankeBillions/status/1360881648930344961

    3. Dress code? ‘Touch of red and white.’

    4. LMAO. You better collect it with gratitude.

    5. Nigerian mothers have entered the group chat.

    https://twitter.com/kingeloca/status/1360689522229600258

    6. EKSU citizens stay representing  😭 

    7. Market yourself to your target audience, sis.

    https://twitter.com/thelifeoftunji/status/1360720615410384900

    8. We feel your pain, sis.

    https://twitter.com/The_amakaa/status/1360879420337184769

    9. Somebody please rescue this man, abeg.

    https://twitter.com/The_Nenye/status/1360877887709208576

    10. Wahala dey.