Hard Guy | Zikoko!

A lot of people act like they are about that hard life, but when it really comes down to it, they are just mushy sweethearts. Well, this quiz is here to separate the hard guys and babes from everyone else.

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11 Quizzes For People Who Grew Up In Nigeria

Prove your Nigerian-ness. Take these quizzes.

NerdEfiko

September 11, 2020

In Your Feels, Quizzes

Hard Guy, Quiz
There’s so much new music being released that it’s hard for even the most loyal fans to wade through the trash to find the gems. That’s why we’ve created #BumpThis – a Friday series that features new songs, by and featuring Nigerians, that you absolutely need to hear.

For years, the talented producer, BankyOnDBeatz has been bringing out the absolute best in all the stars he’s worked with — an impressive list that includes Niniola, Lady Donli, Tomi Thomas and more.

Now, he’s teamed up with frequent collaborator, Muyiwa for a brand new project, Hard Guy — a 6-track EP that thoughtfully documents the aftermath of a painful breakup.

The standout track off the conceptually impressive record is “Island Fire”, an afro-house banger that finds Muyiwa singing about trying to escape the pain he feels.

NerdEfiko

April 2, 2020

#BumpThis

bankyondbeatz, Hard Guy, island fire, muyiwa
1. When people start talking about how love is the greatest thing ever.

Spare me, please.
2. When you see lovers holding hands in public.

Must you?
3. When you open Twitter and you see someone in your dms.

I’m not on seat!
4. When someone you’ve dated for only 5 years calls you ‘baby’.

Who is your baby?
5. You, when someone says they have a crush on you.

I feel nothing.
6. When you see your friends with their bobos.

Forget love, fall for money!
7. When your ex calls and says they miss you a day after the break up.

We never dated. I don’t know you.
8. When you finally say yes to your 8-year toaster, he’s like:

“She said yes!!!”
9. You, when someone tells you ‘I love you’.

I love youtube.
10. You, when you see lovers write love story on Instagram.

You disgust me!
11. When your friends are heart broken and come to you for consolation.

Jesus will help you ma.

Shola

October 23, 2016

Oldies

Funny, Hard Guy, love, Nigeria, romance
This smiling-through-the-pain meme works on so many levels, but none quite as much as when you decide to form hard guy after getting dumped.

1. When they dump you then add “…but we can still be friends”.

Instead of you to say no, you’re still there smiling.
2. When you foolishly agree to stay friends and they start gisting you about the new person they like.

Instead of you to say the thing is chooking you, you will even start giving them relationship advice.
3. When your friends are insulting your ex to make you feel better but you’re still in love with them.

Instead of you to tell them the thing is paining you, you will be there laughing with them.
4. When you see your ex with that “just a friend” person they told you not to worry about.

Instead of you to go and listen to Adele’s album and cry better tears, you’re there doing “e no consign me”.
5. When someone who doesn’t know you’ve broken up asks about them.

Instead of you to tell the person to free, you’ll go and be answering them.
6. When your ex said they needed time to be single but you see them with someone new the next day.

Instead of you to vex, you will even go and tell them congratulations.
7. When the first thing they tweeted after dumping you was “finally free”.

Instead of you to unfollow them, you’re still doing “I like their tweets”.
8. When you go and stalk their Instagram page and see they’ve already deleted all your pictures.

Instead of you to block them, you’ll be forming mature.
9. When you get the notification that they have changed their Facebook status from ‘in a relationship’ to ‘single’.

Instead of you to unfriend them, you’ll be forming ‘I don’t care’.
10. When your mum tells you that she never liked them.

Instead of you to tell your mum that the thing is paining you, you’ll be there nodding your head.
11. When you see a picture of them looking hotter than they did when you were still together.

Instead of you to remove your eyes, you’re there scoping the picture.
12. When you text them “I miss you” and they don’t reply.

Instead of you to delete their number, you will be forming odeshi.
13. When your ex does alter call at church to announce their engagement.

*Instead of you to get up and leave, you’re there clapping and shouting hallelujah.
14. When they invite you to their wedding since you guys are now forming ‘friends’.

Instead of you to stand up when they say “whosoever objects to this union…” you’re there sitting on the high table.

Daniel Orubo

April 6, 2016

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Africa, Break Up, ex, Hard Guy, Nigeria, Pain, Smile

11 Quizzes For People Who Grew Up In Nigeria

1. When people start talking about how love is the greatest thing ever.

2. When you see lovers holding hands in public.

3. When you open Twitter and you see someone in your dms.

4. When someone you’ve dated for only 5 years calls you ‘baby’.

5. You, when someone says they have a crush on you.

6. When you see your friends with their bobos.

7. When your ex calls and says they miss you a day after the break up.

8. When you finally say yes to your 8-year toaster, he’s like:

9. You, when someone tells you ‘I love you’.

10. You, when you see lovers write love story on Instagram.

11. When your friends are heart broken and come to you for consolation.

This smiling-through-the-pain meme works on so many levels, but none quite as much as when you decide to form hard guy after getting dumped.

1. When they dump you then add “…but we can still be friends”.

2. When you foolishly agree to stay friends and they start gisting you about the new person they like.

3. When your friends are insulting your ex to make you feel better but you’re still in love with them.

4. When you see your ex with that “just a friend” person they told you not to worry about.

5. When someone who doesn’t know you’ve broken up asks about them.

6. When your ex said they needed time to be single but you see them with someone new the next day.

7. When the first thing they tweeted after dumping you was “finally free”.

8. When you go and stalk their Instagram page and see they’ve already deleted all your pictures.

9. When you get the notification that they have changed their Facebook status from ‘in a relationship’ to ‘single’.

10. When your mum tells you that she never liked them.

11. When you see a picture of them looking hotter than they did when you were still together.

12. When you text them “I miss you” and they don’t reply.

13. When your ex does alter call at church to announce their engagement.

14. ​When they invite you to their wedding since you guys are now forming ‘friends’.

14. When they invite you to their wedding since you guys are now forming ‘friends’.