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  • 7 English Words With Extremely Unnecessary Spellings

    You read some English words and want to throw some hands. Who was behind the spelling of those words? What was the thought process? Why did they borrow the word from another language? So many questions. 

    1. Diarrhoea 

    Really though, how does a word spelt as ‘diarrhoea’ make sense as dai·uh·ree·uh? Who coined this word? What was the reason?

    2. Queue 

    Someone just lined up a bunch of unnecessary letters behind Q. Why? I can only imagine the low self-esteem that the letters ‘ueue’ feel. 

    3. Croissant

    Croissant woke up one day and decided to be kwa·son. The ‘r’ and the ‘t’ are in the spelling for decoration. Don’t get me started on how all the vowels sound different.

    4. Lingerie 

    Lingerie has the cutest spelling for a word that ends up being pronounced as laundry. 

    5. Charcuterie

    I personally pronounce this word as ‘coochie fairy’ and I have no desire to learn the actual pronunciation. It’s a borrowed word, so I’m not surprised that the spelling and pronunciation are unnecessarily hard. 

    6. Silhouette 

    Maybe I’m the one that doesn’t know how to spell sha because I suffered during the silhouette challenge last year. 

    7. Rhythm

    The people who borrowed rhythm from the Greeks forgot to borrow the second ‘y’ and now all of us are living in the bondage of ‘rhythm’. There’s definitely an easier way of spelling the word out there, we’ve just not found it yet. 

  • 7 Times Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon Had Us Shrieking With Laughter

    1. Politician, Chief of Staff to Governor Adams Oshiomole of Edo state is also known as Igodomigodo.

    Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon, when he’s not carrying out his political duties, he is busy making us grab our dictionaries as we try to understand his incredibly complex English.  Here are some of the most hilarious speeches he has given:

    2. When he addressed Unilag students at the United Nations International Youths Day.

    3. When he gave his opinion on the Rivers state crisis of 2015.

    4. When he was passionate about the controversy going on in Edo state.

    5. When he said what he really felt about the opposition party.

    6. When he said “Rejectmenta”.

    7. When he apologized to his audience.

    8. When he complained about the state of some roads in the country.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF0Re7gJBb8

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