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  • How To Be a Gold Digger in a Way That Pleases God

    How To Be a Gold Digger in a Way That Pleases God

    I have a hot take: There’s nothing wrong with being a gold digger now that the naira is dancing to the beat of Lagbaja’s ‘Konko Below,’ and everyone has to play survival of the fittest.

    So if you really want to survive this economy that bag and are willing to frolic a little with  someone that has plenty of it, then these tips will definitely help you.

    Tell them why you’re with them

    Times are harder than the last time we said ‘times are hard’, so tell them you’re only with them for the money. If they decide to still form heartbroken when the relationship ends, then that’s their business.

    Bill them small small 

    Believe it or not, this economy might also be affecting your goldmine. So, while you’re asking them to move and shake things for you, do it with a conscience before they take their gold and run away from you.

    Make sure they always have time for their partner

    Don’t be greedy; they’re already giving you their money, so the least you could do is make sure they remember their actual partner and share the time between you and them.

    Don’t post them

    Always remember they might have a partner. Do you really want them to see the love of their life doing TikTok challenges and cuddling up with you on your Instagram page? We thought as much

    Be thankful for your goldmine

    Please, have you seen the state of our economy? The fact you found someone willing to share their money with you is a miracle. And you should be eternally thankful for them..

    Find other options

    What if the gold finishes? What if  see finish enters? What if someone else has more money than they do? These are the questions you should o ask yourself before you decide to stick to one gold mine.

    Give them good advice

    This is important if they are currently in government. Advise them to do the right thing and tell their friends to act right. If you don’t, the thunder the citizens have sent their direction might mistake you for their real partner and meet you where you lay.

  • How To EFFECTIVELY Be A Female Nigerian Gold Digger

    How To EFFECTIVELY Be A Female Nigerian Gold Digger

    If you have done any of these things on this list, then congratulations, you are a gold digger.

    1) Refuse to split the bill when you go out

    How dare you refuse to spilt the bills on a date you were asked on? Gold digger…

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    *not so silent judgment*

    2) Do not date the underdog

    So you have chosen to not date a man that is about to blow, then surely you are a gold digger. Karma will come to you like a Tchidi Chikere film, and you will eventually come running to him with your polythene bag, begginghim to take you back

    After the crying, the scene will now end with “To God be the glory”

    3) Date a rich man

    The only reason you are probably dating that rich man is because you are after his money. It does not matter that you are rich as well. Agenda must agend.

    4) Wear expensive jewellery

    What better way to advertise that you are digging for gold, than by wearing gold?

    Think about it

    5) Ask for “expensive” gifts

    Can you imagine a woman that actually tells you the things she wants? Capital letter G for gold digger

    *more judgemental judgement*

    6) Refuse to Netflix and chill

    Prefer an outing that requires you dressing up a bit fancy to sitting at home and chilling, and suddenly you are after the man’s wealth.

    You after he takes you out on a date

    7) Get a divorce

    It does not matter what the man was doing to you, if you get a divorce, it means you only wanted to make bank. Bonus points if he pays child support. You will be rolling in money

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