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  • 10 of the Funniest Tweets from Nigerian Women in March 2022

    March has been such a drag, and what’s crazy is that we’re still in March. While we wait for the longest and hottest month of the year so far to end, here are 10 of the funniest tweets from Nigerian women.

    1. This one is a personal fave.

    2. Questions men ask.

    https://twitter.com/ulxma/status/1507024139336491012?s=20&t=aQwAc9cPDPh4k-kiGagsEg

    3. Mental health is operating on vibes as we speak.

    4. Nigerian men need to step up. Bridgerton style.

    5. Wise words.

    6. Old money way.

    7. But why are bras so expensive?

    8. Don’t you just love it when Yoruba men…?

    https://twitter.com/oluwatofunmii_/status/1505631757667872768?s=20&t=aQwAc9cPDPh4k-kiGagsEg

    9. If this isn’t the truth.

    https://twitter.com/ulxma/status/1507263180640247812?s=20&t=aQwAc9cPDPh4k-kiGagsEg

    10. Planting vegetable is the way for real.

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    Mariam Sule

  • These Hilarious AFCON Tweets Prove That Football Twitter Is Undefeated

    If you’ve been following AFCON, you’ll understand why people consider it the most hilarious football competition ever. Apart from the joy that comes with watching your team win and trolling other teams when they lose, the tweets that AFCON bring are some of the most premium ones to surface Lai Mohammed’s Twitter.

    See for yourself.

    1. Know this and know peace.

    2. Why Ikorodu, FFS?

    3. AFCON defenders are aggressive as hell.

    4. Someone needs to flog that SamB person.

    5. These people should leave us alone.

    6. Salah has played only one match o. See insults!

    7. What do you want them to eat before?

    8. Rude!

    9. Wakanda Forever!

    10. This person knows ball.

    11. “Defender marry am for there!”

    12. Sooner or later, this had to happen, LMAO!

    13. What did Salah do to you people?

    14. Context: Salah is one of the fastest players in the world.

    15. Palpitations upandan. They will drag you if you lose.

    David Odunlami

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  • 11 Of Our Favourite Tweets About This Week’s Events On BBNaija

    A lot has happened in this season of BBNaija. We all thought the show was going to be boring in comparison to past seasons, but the housemates have amped up the drama and keep bringing entertainment to our screens. Here are some of our favourite tweets chronicling this week’s events on BBNaija.

    1. Big Brother clearing Maria and defending Angel.

    Please inject this in my veins!. The ”boys will always be boys” statement Maria made in an attempt to slut-shame Angel was quickly dismissed when Biggie came to Angel’s defence. We live for more moments like this on the show.

    2. Saskay vs Sleeping Beauty.

    In a battle between Saskay and Sleeping Beauty, we are very sure Saskay will win. Aurora has nothing on Saskay. Homegirl dey sleep die.

    3. Micheal defending Angel.

    If you pay close attention to the show, you’d have noticed the intense slut-shaming Angel has received from both male and female housemates. Anyway, Angel Micheal came to her defence this week too.

    https://twitter.com/_coco254/status/1428077937518075910?s=20

    4. White Money enjoying himself and entertaining the viewers as usual.

    Pere, you’ve heard the man. You have only 24hrs to respond.

    5. Pere’s poor attempt at intimidating White Money.

    The blowout on Monday was a poor attempt at intimidating White Money. Pere needs to explain what he has against everyone’s favourite net-singlet-loving Igbo man.

    6. Cross and Emmanuel trying to figure out Pere’s behaviour.

    Pere’s behaviour was totally silly and uncalled for, so Cross calling him demonic was good content for the viewers. It was refreshing seeing men stand up against the silly behaviour of other men.

    7. The Atlantic ocean is not big enough for all the ships in this house.

    So many ships with no directions. We wonder which one will be the first to go the way of the Titanic.

    8. LOOOOL. Not Big Brother broke-shaming JMK.

    JMK has not brought in as much content as she promised us, but this was a moment worth documenting. We love Big Brother for his witty comebacks this season.

    9. Saga doing something else other than suffocating Nini with love.

    It’s nice seeing Saga having a good time with other housemates. Nini sef needs to rest.

    https://twitter.com/LookingForMide/status/1428315071017635844?s=20

    10. Not Paleficient please (Internal scream).

    Pere and Maria are not exactly good vibes, but this is the funniest one so far.

    11. Jackie and Maria. (Ofcourse, Maria is gossiping)

    Jackie has not really shown us a lot of content. Her body is mad sha and she is a serious gossip.

    https://twitter.com/celestial_beau/status/1427422605569667077?s=20

    Sai Baba, please unban Twitter. Your kids are begging.

    Ibukun

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  • 15 Of The Funniest Tweets About BBNaija 2021 Housemates

    BBNaija 2021 has started, and everywhere is abuzz with opinions and comments to share. Of all these things, the most interesting has to be tweets from Nigerians on Twitter. Nigerians are naturally funny, as you can tell from our monthly tweet compilations. But with BBNaija housemates providing them even more content, the funny tweets are an overload.

    Here’s a compilation of the funniest tweets we have seen since BBNaija 2021 started:

    1. This one banger with WhiteMoney’s facial expression.

    2. Wahala for who get long name.

    3. One thing about Igbo men? Their net singlet must always make an appearance.

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    4. Serious nnamaste wahala.

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    5. LMAO everyone and the one that is important to them.

    6. Another Gen Z vs Millennial fight is brewing…

    7. This one is shameful, let us not even lie.

    8. If you get this joke in one take, just go and face the wall.

    9. “Nne, wait make I go bring am from second shop.”

    10. Married men can never catch a break in this life.

    11. If you know, you know.

    12. Loud scream.

    13. If they can ban mannequins, what is Big Brother Naija that they cannot ban?

    14. Forget it, some people cannot make heaven. Ahan!

    [donation]

    Kunle Ologunro

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  • 10 Funny Tweets That Reveal What Nigerians Think About Last Night’s BBNaijaReunion.

    Last night, we had a really swell time running #BBNaija reunion commentary on our Twitter account. But this is a different and a lot more funny commentary coming from the funniest place on the planet, TwitterNG. Here’s a list of really funny tweets that reveal what Nigerians think about last nights #BBNaijaReunion:

    1. Tochi we are very sorry on Wathoni’s behalf.

    2.Between Kayode and Ka3na; we don’t know who worked harder.

    Ka3na was in the house for 2 weeks but she still managed to work harder than Kayode who was in the house for 72 days.

    3. There was no Indomie available for Eric that’s why.

    https://twitter.com/Blepretty1/status/1407819641284698113?s=20

    4. LMAO, we appreciate Ka3na’s dedication.

    Lowkey, ka3na’s comments are a highlight on the bbnaija reunion show. Hawk’s eyes have nothing on her.

    5. Ka3na again!

    6. Kayode, what was your work?

    7. Neo 1 – Kaisha 0

    8. Neo holding on to his version of the truth.

    https://twitter.com/Oli_Ekun/status/1407821705955975168?s=20

    9. God when?

    10. Justice for Kidd and Nengi.

    How much a BBNaijaReunion fan are you? Take this quiz to prove yourself: Match The BBNaijaReunion Clapback To The Person Who Said It

    Ibukun

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  • 21 Of The Funniest Nigerian Tweets From May 2021

    May went on for more than 31 days, but thankfully, Twitter NG didn’t fail to make it seem shorter for us with comedy gems. April had funny tweets, but May will also crack you up.

    1. This is my personal favourite.

    https://twitter.com/79nxd/status/1394421892665286658?s=20

    There’s a hilarious Zikoko article about names that don’t belong to babies. Kazim belongs on that list.

    2. All of us when the dip dipped.

    3. I can’t unsee it now.

    4. “…who was supposedly a child of God”

    5. This is a valid question.

    6. Once again, Igbo women in the mud.

    7. Your walls deserve to be breached if you eat semo.

    8. This simple question.

    9. This one is just disrespectful.

    10. This one is for football fans.

    Gwagwalada is a place in Abuja.

    11. “I like the way I’m feeling now…”

    12. I don’t see this scenario playing out any differently.

    https://twitter.com/urPapaDeyCraze/status/1391694399436898306?s=20

    13. Well well well…

    https://twitter.com/anuissavage/status/1391426142582804482?s=20

    14. Can’t lie, it makes sense.

    15. All bread sellers are the same.

    16. A cry for help.

    17. Nice titties.

    18. At least you won, Hauwa.

    19. Sienna? Better run.

    20. This is too accurate.

    https://twitter.com/amakaa_x/status/1388470174525927427?s=20

    21. Where’s the lie?

    David Odunlami

  • This Twitter Account Is Digging Up The Funniest Nigerian Tweets Ever

    A few days ago, this Twitter account started compiling out of context Nigerian tweets and we haven’t stopped laughing since. Here are some of the gems that they’ve dug up, and we’re sure there’s more to come.

    1. Is there FIFA in hell?

    https://twitter.com/nocontext_9ja/status/1397088423501078528?s=20

    2. That’s not how you use the dove emoji.

    https://twitter.com/nocontext_9ja/status/1396756624845549571?s=20

    3. Modern problems require modern solutions

    https://twitter.com/nocontext_9ja/status/1396727417318907904?s=20

    4. Call Of Duty gets really intense sometimes.

    https://twitter.com/nocontext_9ja/status/1396908014280626176?s=20

    5. He needed the energy to move.

    https://twitter.com/nocontext_9ja/status/1396539529943732231?s=20

    6. This would bang, not gonna lie.

    https://twitter.com/nocontext_9ja/status/1396495162805833728?s=20

    7. Old but gold

    https://twitter.com/nocontext_9ja/status/1396462229814452226?s=20

    8. It’s the smirk emoji that makes this tweet perfect

    https://twitter.com/nocontext_9ja/status/1396447006919467009?s=20

    9. Cutlass?

    https://twitter.com/nocontext_9ja/status/1396169604058304513?s=20

    10. Okay, hold on.

    https://twitter.com/nocontext_9ja/status/1395836242705670148?s=20

    11. Obviously, there’s this classic.

    https://twitter.com/nocontext_9ja/status/1395795826954412032?s=20

    12. And this one too.

    https://twitter.com/nocontext_9ja/status/1396005959177285635?s=20

    13. This tweet is legendary.

    https://twitter.com/nocontext_9ja/status/1396096752525185032?s=20
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    David Odunlami

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  • 20 Of The Funniest Nigerian Tweets From April 2021

    Twitter NG wasn’t as funny in April 2021 as it was in February, but we still found some gems for you.

    Here are some of the funniest tweets from Twitter Nigeria last month.

    1. Nigerian men can’t catch a break on these streets.

    2. This pun made me chuckle.

    3. Ask a Yoruba person what Adura means.

    4. There’s studying, and there’s studying.

    https://twitter.com/MagnifiKent_/status/1385369161791062021?s=20

    5. Send this tweet to your Nigerian mother.

    6. This queen that knows what she wants.

    https://twitter.com/cee_4our/status/1385987373654286338?s=20

    7. In these Buhari times?

    https://twitter.com/samuelchima_/status/1387361092259782662?s=20

    8. This relatable tweet about poverty.

    9. Why did he say Cabin biscuit?

    https://twitter.com/jogo_wrld21/status/1386644910858817538?s=20

    10. Igbo women in the mud?

    11. Biodun is the perfect name for this tweet.

    12. “Crackheads” is the only fitting caption for this video

    https://twitter.com/oluwatofunmii_/status/1385192649578237953?s=20

    13. This Lion King/Sapa mashup.

    14. Tell me your mother is Yoruba without telling me your mother is Yoruba.

    15. Arsenal fans in the mud.

    16. Man Like Femi, please.

    17. Football lovers will choke on their food when they see this one.

    18. For the joy of the Lord.

    19. Every Nigerian church ever…

    20. He actually tagged NDLEA. This man is a menace.

    https://twitter.com/Josh__IK/status/1379162663968780301?s=20

    David Odunlami

  • 13 Hilariously Accurate Tweets About Old Nollywood

    We might not have fully appreciated old Nollywood when we had it, but the older we get, the more we see it for the gem it was. So, we’ve gathered 13 hilarious tweets that prove old Nollywood is unmatched.

    1. This lie they sold us all:

    https://twitter.com/Onyiibekeh/status/1259237090111500293?s=20

    2. This cultist starter pack:

    3. Their very tight budget:

    https://twitter.com/Leratompunzi1/status/1258679506447065089?s=20

    4. The OG Nollywood witches:

    https://twitter.com/ashindestad/status/1252564972103753729?s=20

    5. This ghost starter pack:

    6. This accurate depiction of poisoning:

    7. No one ever survived surgery in old Nollywood.

    https://twitter.com/principe_viii/status/1245022521285644291?s=20

    8. The rich people menu:

    9. This accurate depiction of old Nollywood’s chaotic energy.

    https://twitter.com/kosi_nnebe/status/1256916595323973632?s=20

    10. The ultimate sign of a married woman:

    11. Every old Nollywood party:

    12. The OG Nollywood comedians:

    https://twitter.com/principe_viii/status/1259577017034514432?s=20

    13. The only way to end an old Nollywood movie:

    NerdEfiko

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  • 12 Hilarious Tweets That Will Have You Laughing All Week

    1. This one about rich Nigerians.

    https://twitter.com/Kingslee__/status/842320045342654464

    2. How girls leave you in the club when they realise you’re an onigbese.

    https://twitter.com/SollyHlaka/status/840928456800129024

    3. This struggle all food lovers can relate to.

    https://twitter.com/IjebuPrincesss/status/842704385876680704

    4. Only 9ice fans will get this tweet.

    5. This hilarious response.

    6. This slippers is just like some relationships sha.

    https://twitter.com/van_peeblez/status/842038599432470528

    7. When your barber does rubbish on your head.

    8. This Bisola’s hilarious skit.

    https://twitter.com/kayodeyyy/status/835164823835017216

    9. This shade at Arsenal fans.

    https://twitter.com/OfficialBmax/status/839739686058864640

    10. When you’re tired of being single and decide to marry yourself.

    11. This tweet about those “weather for two” people.

    12. And this one about The Fantastic Four.

    Maryam

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  • 16 Adult Problems Nobody Prepared You For

    This Twitter user asked a very important question

    https://twitter.com/MichelleHux/status/842446838275952640

    1. And the answers will make you say ‘same’

    2. Office politics is the worst

    3. Watching your weight is an adult problem

    https://twitter.com/saatoe/status/842455338301419520

    4. The problems are uncountable, really

    5. Oh wow, certainly wish I could relate to this

    https://twitter.com/adrianshort/status/842446970128064515

    6. Draining, but it pays the bills, right?

    https://twitter.com/Nondescript424/status/842485438690529280

    7. Big problem, especially when you have those heavy ones that well swell like garri inside water

    https://twitter.com/BeingPerry/status/842479484947316736

    8. Where to work? Who to marry?

    https://twitter.com/SamuraiKnitter/status/842482711562506240

    9. Who else didn’t see this one coming?

    10. *Deep sigh*

    https://twitter.com/umyeahokthen/status/842476269732347905

    11. Feeling inadequate is a requirement for adulting

    12. Relationships are like a 24-hour job

    13. Saving money is good but it’s so hard!

    14. So true!

    https://twitter.com/TaurusBone/status/842934724716716032

    15. Does anyone ever really grow up?

    16. Adulting is just basically a scam

    https://twitter.com/therAfua/status/842458091388063744

    Shola

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  • 28 Extremely Funny And Witty Tweets From The Historical TV Shows Hashtag
    The Twitter universe is at it again. This time, it’s on the remixing of popular TV shows, both old and new, that we were at one point or the other obsessed with. People are tweeting the combination of TV show titles with real life situations or real life people to give fusions that just make absolute sense!

    It started with this tweet.

    Then people began sharing theirs.

    1. From the “Breaking Bad” series.

    https://twitter.com/Evan_Jaffe/status/707785123928936449

    2. Inspired by “Saved by the Bell”.

    3. Gotten from “Malcolm in the Middle”.

    4. Named from “Hey Arnold!”

    https://twitter.com/matt_attack95/status/707785460177764353

    5. Taken from “Two and a Half Men”.

    6. From the “The Modern Family”.

    https://twitter.com/joshingstern/status/707787642876854272

    7. Another “Breaking Bad” inspired one.

    https://twitter.com/bunnyhugger75/status/707785498001952768

    8. Gotten from “Sons of Anarchy”.

    9. Inspired by “Basket Ball Wives”.

    https://twitter.com/HanzalaOfficial/status/707833842514731008

    10. From “Sabrina the Teenage Witch”.

    https://twitter.com/bunnyhugger75/status/707789188972683265

    11. Taken from “2 Broke Girls”.

    https://twitter.com/MilesToGo13/status/707791480660869120

    12. Inspired by “The Vampire Diaries” and “The Diary of Anne Frank”

    13. Inspired by “The Love Boat” and “The Titanic”.

    14. Gotten from “Boy Meets World”.

    https://twitter.com/calsquared/status/707785712699990016

    15. From “MTV Base”.

    https://twitter.com/Simon_Bravery/status/707842888009453568

    16. Idea from “Smallville”.

    https://twitter.com/Home_Halfway/status/707797220058382336

    17. Inspired by the “Pretty Little Liars” series.

    https://twitter.com/timmthelen/status/707841331087933440

    18. From “The Addams Family”.

    https://twitter.com/therealezway/status/707785709659287553

    19. From “Parks and Recreation”.

    20. Gotten from “How I Met Your Mother”.

    21. From “The Real Housewives” series.

    https://twitter.com/CzexanCzich/status/707826254762909697

    22. From “Big Bang Theory”.

    23. From the “World Wrestling Entertainment” a.k.a “WWE”.

    24. Taken form “Murder She Wrote”.

    https://twitter.com/Jeff_G_Nixon/status/707790697705951232

    25. Gotten from “Everybody Hates Chris”.

    https://twitter.com/GregGonsky/status/707785717456498688

    26. From “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia”.

    27. Taken from “So You Think You Can Dance”.

    https://twitter.com/AdamJ77/status/707807571172855808

    28. Inspired by “The Good Wife”.

    https://twitter.com/mae_mars/status/707802073287499777

    chioma

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