funnies | Zikoko!

1. This tweet about paternity

https://twitter.com/Punthief/status/600575081316757504

2. This tweet about fainting

My most embarrassing moment has to be when I fainted at Ojuelegba and the woman that poured water on me kept asking 'Dee you do aboshan?' 😢
— Sweet Ope (@SwitOpe) March 5, 2015

3. This tweet about the tomato

Lol what's the tomato doing there? Does it want to take a corner kick? 😂 pic.twitter.com/663fbVt3xM
— Omeiza (@Jatsabdul) January 7, 2016

4. This tweet about hiding your girlfriend

You cannot hide me oh. My yoruba will come out and thats how I'll just greet your mum from under the bed because I have home training
— Jola (@Jollz) September 23, 2015

5. This tweet about Olajumoke’s husband

https://twitter.com/MrOkeke_/status/699365924588142594

6. This tweet about MTN

Girl: No you hang up
Guy: No you hang up
Girl: Awwwww, No you hang up.

MTN: pic.twitter.com/sBVpNaClMv
— TheNigerianWeirdo (@NigerianWeirdo) October 14, 2015

7. This tweet about shopping

Nigerian: How much is this black Cartier watch?

Cashier: N850k sir. N: Hmmn. C: Do I bring it? N: Don’t you have it in reddish gold? — Chef-D’oeuvre (@TemiMartin) June 22, 2015

8. This tweet about Nigerian parents

Nigerian parents don't care if someone broke your heart and you're hurting. They will still call you to wash pot.
— Softie (@soniabladetweet) August 23, 2015

9. This tweet about Netflix and chill

When the movie is almost over and your crush who invited you for Netflix and chill hasn't touched your bra strap pic.twitter.com/0VlrVs0x7x
— flaw. (@goldenwura) February 14, 2016

10. This tweet about sheep and rams

https://twitter.com/IsabellahXOX/status/636100628775833600

11. This tweet about Shakiti bobo

Shakiti bobo will be playing and one babe will still be bringing yansh. Aunty pls give me space, I need to hang one leg in the air

— Uncle Choco (@TheLekan) September 19, 2015

12. This tweet about breastfeeding

https://twitter.com/HisRoyalDopenez/status/671315155238658049

13. This tweet about Law students

https://twitter.com/Jidee_/status/701670372266143746

14. This tweet about names

https://twitter.com/Sir_Scribbles/status/696313562831187968

15. This tweet about African mothers

https://twitter.com/chuuzzy/status/582676630369337344

16. This tweet about job interviews

[Job Interview]

"It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics. What is 17 X 19?"

"36"

"That's not even close"

"But it was quick"
— Book of Puns: Two Lovers & A Genie (@Snikoggs) January 15, 2016

17. This tweet about CVs

Writing CV for my guy…Baba no get job experience.

So I added 4yrs experience as 'Data analytics and Forecast Expert' cos Nairabet 🙂
— Reciprocator™ (@F_Jay_) October 21, 2015

18. This tweet about karaoke

First time I heard the word Karaoke, I thought it meant raise your body up. Growing up in Ibadan was tough man pic.twitter.com/xLMwIJuWgi
— o1a (@aistheGreat) July 5, 2015

19. This tweet about your mother’s name

It's crazy how some kids can get away with calling their parents by their names

I didn't even know my mum's name till she added me on FB.
— Capri-seun 🐐 (@Seunography) November 24, 2015

20. This tweet about Nigerians and questions

Interviewer: Is it true most Nigerians answer questions with questions? Nigerian man: Who told you that?
— Isima (@IsimaOdeh) January 7, 2015

21. This tweet about Nigerian mothers and answering calls

Nigerian mothers dnt pick call immediately. Atleast u must call like 3× , before they pick it frm inside their bag, wardrobe or pot of soup.
— Oiza (@Steadi_lady) September 21, 2015

22. This tweet about pigs

I'll never understand why my fam dont like eating pork "Pigs are dirty animals",

Its not like chickens & goats were using Dudu Osun😩😩😩
— MIGIANO OKAFOR (@Migiokafor) September 19, 2015

23. This tweet about being petty

https://twitter.com/Thelmzkitchen_/status/704694298625888257

24. This tweet about an Igbo song

please and please Yoruba people after 'aka mara mma" is not Kangaroo
— Hater (@eweredavid) January 5, 2016

25. This tweet about the army of The Lord

https://twitter.com/OswaldAW/status/557668670881939456

26. This tweet about JAMB

https://twitter.com/Chris_Obi_Goth/status/704613340572733440

27. This tweet about HR

Don't know why HR is frowning that I am bringing fufu to work from the house , if you had paid me for last month I might have ordered KFC.
— 🐘 (@TheGreyHunter) November 5, 2015