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  • All the Fun Things Women Get to Do When There Are No Men Around

    All the Fun Things Women Get to Do When There Are No Men Around

    All the girlies want to do is exist and have fun. Sometimes, the presence of men makes that incredibly impossible.

    When there are no men in sight, best believe they’re going to have the time of their lives when they do the things on this list.

    Go to the gym

    “I joined the gym because people were commenting about my weight. While I enjoy it now, Ienjoy it more when there are no men around. It’s a lot more fun when there’s no one trying to correct my form or tell me what I’m doing wrong. I feel independent and in control of what’s happening around me.” – Rhema* 23

    Eat

    “When there are no men around I get to eat whatever I like — from Indomie to bread or beans — with zero judgement. For some reason, men look at you like you’ve grown two heads when you tell them you like eating beans, and I hate people judging what I eat.” – Bukola* 23

    Go on solo-dates

    “I love going to restaurants alone. It’s really calm and nice. I get to eat at my own pace, use my phone, order whatever I want without overthinking it. I just get to exist by myself at the restaurant and do whatever I like without the constant fear of judgement hanging over my head.” – Beauty* 24

    Go partying

    “When I go to parties or even events with my girls, I feel comfortable. I don’t have  to worry about someone slipping something that could put me in danger into my drink. I can also wear whatever TF I want to without the fear of being judged or harassed.” – Demola* 27

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    Swim

    “I feel at peace in the water, and it’s a lot better when there’s no man to ogle or body shame me. I feel confident and comfortable with my body, and I’d like it to remain that way.”  – Ruby* 23

    Take walks

    “There are parks around my estate, so I enjoy taking walks alone. It’s just me and my music and it feels peaceful. It’s almost like I get a break from life, and I can finally breathe.” – Favour* 25

    Walk around naked

    “I love walking around naked when there are no men around. I got to do it for the first time in the female hostel at Unilag. It just felt natural, and there was no judgement and you just knew no one was sexualising you.“ – Mimi* 24

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    Go to karaoke

    “I go to karaoke with my girls and it’s just fun and freeing. We sing songs that we find interesting and relatable, and we don’t have to care about our voice or the lyrics.” – Ruth* 25

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  • How to Have a Fun Anti-Valentine’s Day

    How to Have a Fun Anti-Valentine’s Day

    Valentine’s Day will come and go. But you can have an anti-Valentine’s Day, and have a better time than all the lovey-doves out there, with these tips.

    Swear off love songs

    No space for love songs here. Start by sticking to Omah Lay and Passenger to set the tone.

    All-black everything

    Be the black sheep of the season while everyone obsesses over red and white. We’re talking all-black everything from your head to your toes. It’s not your concern who thinks you look dangerous; you’re a threat to love.

    Behold, our Valentine Special

    We brought back three couples we interviewed in 2019 to share how their relationships have evolved in the last five years. This is the first episode:

    Embrace the single life

    No better time to ride harder for singledom than on Valentine’s Day. Opt to work from home and spend the whole day indoors with yourself.

    Birds of the same feather

    Hit up your fellow Valentine’s Day haters. Miserable loves company, trust me.

    Throw a singles-only party

    Then all of you should throw the liveliest party to rival whatever the relationship people have going on with their ₦350k flowers.

    Stay off the internet

    Disconnect for a day so nobody can oppress you. 

    Go on a solo trip

    Channel your inner Pelumi Nubi and create your own adventure.

    Here Are Things to Consider Before You Spend on Valentine’s Day, According to 9–5ers

    Tomide Marv

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  • Everyone Needs to Experience a #HotelSmirnoff NKA Party. Here’s Why

    Everyone Needs to Experience a #HotelSmirnoff NKA Party. Here’s Why

    If you aren’t living under a non-internet-enabled rock, you’ve heard of Smirnoff’s NoKnownAddress Party. 

    In 2021, Smirnoff flagged off Detty December with the Smirnoff NoKnownAddress party, and it was such goals. They’re going again this year with Hotel Smirnoff. Here’s why we think everyone should experience #HotelSmirnoff at least once in their lives.

    Mad themes

    Any excuse to dress up and have fun is a fantastic one. Themed parties allow you forget the ever-rising price of bread, take on a new character and party with one goal in mind — to turn up. 2021’s party was jail-themed, and I’m living for the mugshots.

    Fire music

    If there’s one thing Smirnoff knows how to do, it’s getting performers and DJs to churn out fire music that’ll have you whining and scattering legwork like nobody’s business.

    Crazy vibes

    Did you think they were joking when they said the party is strictly for the infamous? In essence, keep your home training at home. You won’t need it.

    Amazing drinks

    It’s a Smirnoff party. Get ready to drown in delicious cocktails and flavoured vodka. The bouncers would need to carry me out when the party’s over because I’ll be more than happy to sleep there.

    Partners in bad behaviour

    Imagine partying with people with the same level of craze as you. Sounds like a Smirnoff NoKnownAddress party.

    Tons of activities

    …for when you want to take a break from the electrifying performances and dancing. We heard that last year, there was a trial room for secret Smirnoff City recipes, an onsite tattoo shop, plus a merchandise store.

    No known address

    In case you didn’t notice from the name, the location is completely secret and will only be revealed to the baddies who reserve a seat. No gate-crashing here.

    Did I mention unlimited fun?

    With the good vibes and limitless energy of a Smirnoff party, you just might beg them to have one every month.

    Hotel Smirnoff is happening on November 18, 2022, and you mustn’t miss out on an unforgettable night of infamy, mad fun and limitless energy.

    Make your party reservation now. No payment needed.

    Tife Oni

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  • 7 Hangout Spots in Abuja for When You’re Feeling Adventurous

    7 Hangout Spots in Abuja for When You’re Feeling Adventurous

    You already know Abuja is the place to go when Lagos traffic succeeds in beating you within an inch of your life. 

    So, what’s it like navigating Abuja and trying to live out your best Dora the explorer impression? Here’s a list of cool hangout spots to include on your “to-go” plans.

    Keje Grill

    — Wuse 2, Abuja

    This spot offers almost everything; outdoor dining, cocktail bar and even karaoke. According to Conrad, it’s a great spot for when you’re feeling yourself and want to run into half of the people in your body count.

    Cube Cafe

    — Maitama, Abuja

    Tech people should love it here. There’s this artsy, clean ambience that’ll have you feeling like the rich main character in a Hollywood movie.

    RELATED: Eleven Places to Find Tech Bae

    Central Park

    — CBD, Abuja

    You’ll enjoy Central Park more if you go with a group of friends as there are multiple activities to choose from — the go-kart rides and mini golf area are tourist favourites. Make sure to hold your money sha; rides typically cost around ₦7-8k.

    Jabi Lake

    — Jabi, Abuja

    This may arguably be one of the best-known places in Abuja, and while most people probably go for the boat rides, Jabi Lake is actually a great location for slow Saturday morning walks.

    Magic Land

    — Wuye, Abuja

    This amusement park used to be called Wonderland. It’s a children’s fun park, but no one will arrest you if you decide to go there to run away from adulting once in a while.

    Trukadero by CityBowl

    — Wuse 2, Abuja

    If you’re looking to try out bowling, you should check out this spot. Entry itself is free, so if you just want to explore the space or hang around, you can absolutely do that.

    Honey

    — Chocolate Mall, Abuja

    If you have money that you want to spend, Honey is that upscale place that’ll use fine dining to help you spend it. It’s a great ambience though, and word on the streets say your crush may agree to enter a relationship with you if you take them there.

    ALSO: Abuja Has Traffic Too, and Other Things We Don’t Like to Tell Lagosians

    Tife Oni

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  • How Are Nigerian Women Having Fun These Days?

    How Are Nigerian Women Having Fun These Days?

    I believe we can all agree that Nigerian women are amazing. Feel free to fight your keyboard if you don’t agree. When they aren’t doing awesome things like protesting for change or calling guys “big head”, they also know how to have fun.

    Here’s a list of things Nigerian women do to chop the lives of their heads:

    Brunch dates with the girls

    Of course, it wouldn’t be complete without featuring creamy pasta, bottomless mimosas and overpriced desserts.

    Indulging in self-care

    After a long week of battling capitalism and our patriarchal society, enjoying alone time while doing self-care stuff like wash day, exfoliation and generally kick back and relax.

    Increasing wickedness

    Since y’all won’t let the “Nigerian women are wicked” trope rest, it’s only fitting that they become even wickeder. To whom much is given, you know the rest.

    Drinking male tears

    The male gender will always find one thing to cry out about — whether it’s for eating four eggs or expecting you to order meat pie and water. And what do the gals do? They drink and enjoy the tears.

    Going shopping

    Not because they really need it, but because they absolutely can. 

    RELATED: This Is Why Shopping Online in Nigeria Is Rated an Extreme Sport

    Telling people’s secrets to their partners

    Before you judge them, ever heard of communication in relationships? Don’t worry, your secret is safe with them (and their partners and besties).

    Flirting with insults

    The average Nigerian woman’s safe space is in calling a love interest “goat” and “big head”.

    Bingeing their favourite shows 

    After a long day of wickedness and insult-flirting, a good binge is very necessary.

    Practising being good wives

    Of course, it’s not right to end the day without sending a “have you eaten?” text. Wife material, 100 yards.

    Sleeping

    If you think sleeping isn’t fun, you must not have a job.

    NEXT READ: Give Women One of These Eight Things and They’ll Love You Forever

    Tife Oni

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  • QUIZ: Make a Playlist and We’ll Tell You How to Spend Your Weekend

    QUIZ: Make a Playlist and We’ll Tell You How to Spend Your Weekend

    Weekends should be fun but also provide you with time to rest and recover from the stress of the week, so choosing how to spend your weekend is very important.

    Pick at least 5 songs to make a playlist, and we’ll give you the perfect activity for your weekend.

    Choose the songs for your playlist:

    Meyimi O.

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  • 8 Completely Normal Things Women Do That Men Consider Weird

    8 Completely Normal Things Women Do That Men Consider Weird

    Men behave like women are the most complicated set of people globally. Meanwhile, all women want to do is enjoy their baby girl lives. 

    Here’s a list of entirely normal things women do that men think are weird:

    Take a bath together.

    Nothing strange going on here, just two women taking a bath.

    Please, I ask, what is wrong with bathing with your fellow woman? What is in the body that we have not seen before? Some men would rather eat jeans than bathe with their fellow men.

    Saying they are not hungry but beg for their partner’s food.

    There’s love in sharing. Eating your partner’s food is a way to show how much you love them. If the food is poisoned, you’ll both die together and continue the love in the afterlife. Alexa, please play the greatest love of all by Whitney Houston. 

    Planning parties out of the blues.

    Life is hard abeg. Women are not doing too much, just a little party with good music, friends, good food, and alcohol. It’s not women’s fault that all men do to unwind is sit in bars and take overpriced shots.

    Take possession of their partner’s clothes.

    This is another love language if we are keeping it a buck. We need those clothes to keep us warm and closer to our partners when they are not physically available.

    Expecting their partners to read their minds

    It’s 2021, and men still don’t know that relationships come with psychic abilities. It’s normal for a woman to expect you to read her mind. You don’t have to ask her what she wants. Read her mind and act accordingly.

    Enjoy crime dramas and documentaries.

    There’s nothing wrong with wanting to know how the minds of criminals work. We might be jotting down one or two key points, but it’s nothing too serious. 

    Remember events with precision.

    We don’t know what men have on their minds that they do not remember small details like when, where, how, with whom, and the temperature of the day an event happened. Women remember everything- it’s not our fault that the creator made us that way. 

    The only thing we are allowed to forget is the sin of a man we are about to forgive.

    Take up more space on the bed.

    Men like to exaggerate and act like the whole bed was taken over. Meanwhile, it was just a little extra space. You men need to realise women need their space to dream big, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.

    QUIZ: What’s Your Love Language?

    Ibukun

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  • QUIZ: If You Score 10/15 On This December Quiz, You’ll Be Extremely Broke In January

    QUIZ: If You Score 10/15 On This December Quiz, You’ll Be Extremely Broke In January

    How will your December be? fun or calm? pick a few answers and we’ll predict how your December decisions will financially affect you in January:

    Select all the Detty December options that apply to you:

    Hassan Yahaya

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  • QUIZ: Can We Guess Your Age Based On Your Fashion Choices?

    QUIZ: Can We Guess Your Age Based On Your Fashion Choices?

    This quiz can accurately guess how old you are based on the fashion items you pick.

    Start here to see where you fall:

      Hassan Yahaya

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    • QUIZ: If You Score Above 13 On This Quiz, You Like Iyama

      QUIZ: If You Score Above 13 On This Quiz, You Like Iyama

      This quiz is the only way to separate the clean people from the gross people.

      Try now to know where you fall.

      Tick everything that applies to you:

      [donation]

      Hassan Yahaya

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