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  • All the Fun Things Women Get to Do When There Are No Men Around

    All the girlies want to do is exist and have fun. Sometimes, the presence of men makes that incredibly impossible.

    When there are no men in sight, best believe they’re going to have the time of their lives when they do the things on this list.

    Go to the gym

    “I joined the gym because people were commenting about my weight. While I enjoy it now, Ienjoy it more when there are no men around. It’s a lot more fun when there’s no one trying to correct my form or tell me what I’m doing wrong. I feel independent and in control of what’s happening around me.” – Rhema* 23

    Eat

    “When there are no men around I get to eat whatever I like — from Indomie to bread or beans — with zero judgement. For some reason, men look at you like you’ve grown two heads when you tell them you like eating beans, and I hate people judging what I eat.” – Bukola* 23

    Go on solo-dates

    “I love going to restaurants alone. It’s really calm and nice. I get to eat at my own pace, use my phone, order whatever I want without overthinking it. I just get to exist by myself at the restaurant and do whatever I like without the constant fear of judgement hanging over my head.” – Beauty* 24

    Go partying

    “When I go to parties or even events with my girls, I feel comfortable. I don’t have  to worry about someone slipping something that could put me in danger into my drink. I can also wear whatever TF I want to without the fear of being judged or harassed.” – Demola* 27

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    Swim

    “I feel at peace in the water, and it’s a lot better when there’s no man to ogle or body shame me. I feel confident and comfortable with my body, and I’d like it to remain that way.”  – Ruby* 23

    Take walks

    “There are parks around my estate, so I enjoy taking walks alone. It’s just me and my music and it feels peaceful. It’s almost like I get a break from life, and I can finally breathe.” – Favour* 25

    Walk around naked

    “I love walking around naked when there are no men around. I got to do it for the first time in the female hostel at Unilag. It just felt natural, and there was no judgement and you just knew no one was sexualising you.“ – Mimi* 24

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    Go to karaoke

    “I go to karaoke with my girls and it’s just fun and freeing. We sing songs that we find interesting and relatable, and we don’t have to care about our voice or the lyrics.” – Ruth* 25

  • How to Have a Fun Anti-Valentine’s Day

    Valentine’s Day will come and go. But you can have an anti-Valentine’s Day, and have a better time than all the lovey-doves out there, with these tips.

    Swear off love songs

    No space for love songs here. Start by sticking to Omah Lay and Passenger to set the tone.

    All-black everything

    Be the black sheep of the season while everyone obsesses over red and white. We’re talking all-black everything from your head to your toes. It’s not your concern who thinks you look dangerous; you’re a threat to love.

    Behold, our Valentine Special

    We brought back three couples we interviewed in 2019 to share how their relationships have evolved in the last five years. This is the first episode:

    Embrace the single life

    No better time to ride harder for singledom than on Valentine’s Day. Opt to work from home and spend the whole day indoors with yourself.

    Birds of the same feather

    Hit up your fellow Valentine’s Day haters. Miserable loves company, trust me.

    Throw a singles-only party

    Then all of you should throw the liveliest party to rival whatever the relationship people have going on with their ₦350k flowers.

    Stay off the internet

    Disconnect for a day so nobody can oppress you. 

    Go on a solo trip

    Channel your inner Pelumi Nubi and create your own adventure.

    Here Are Things to Consider Before You Spend on Valentine’s Day, According to 9–5ers

  • Everyone Needs to Experience a #HotelSmirnoff NKA Party. Here’s Why

    If you aren’t living under a non-internet-enabled rock, you’ve heard of Smirnoff’s NoKnownAddress Party. 

    In 2021, Smirnoff flagged off Detty December with the Smirnoff NoKnownAddress party, and it was such goals. They’re going again this year with Hotel Smirnoff. Here’s why we think everyone should experience #HotelSmirnoff at least once in their lives.

    Mad themes

    Any excuse to dress up and have fun is a fantastic one. Themed parties allow you forget the ever-rising price of bread, take on a new character and party with one goal in mind — to turn up. 2021’s party was jail-themed, and I’m living for the mugshots.

    Fire music

    If there’s one thing Smirnoff knows how to do, it’s getting performers and DJs to churn out fire music that’ll have you whining and scattering legwork like nobody’s business.

    Crazy vibes

    Did you think they were joking when they said the party is strictly for the infamous? In essence, keep your home training at home. You won’t need it.

    Amazing drinks

    It’s a Smirnoff party. Get ready to drown in delicious cocktails and flavoured vodka. The bouncers would need to carry me out when the party’s over because I’ll be more than happy to sleep there.

    Partners in bad behaviour

    Imagine partying with people with the same level of craze as you. Sounds like a Smirnoff NoKnownAddress party.

    Tons of activities

    …for when you want to take a break from the electrifying performances and dancing. We heard that last year, there was a trial room for secret Smirnoff City recipes, an onsite tattoo shop, plus a merchandise store.

    No known address

    In case you didn’t notice from the name, the location is completely secret and will only be revealed to the baddies who reserve a seat. No gate-crashing here.

    Did I mention unlimited fun?

    With the good vibes and limitless energy of a Smirnoff party, you just might beg them to have one every month.

    Hotel Smirnoff is happening on November 18, 2022, and you mustn’t miss out on an unforgettable night of infamy, mad fun and limitless energy.

    Make your party reservation now. No payment needed.

  • 7 Hangout Spots in Abuja for When You’re Feeling Adventurous

    You already know Abuja is the place to go when Lagos traffic succeeds in beating you within an inch of your life. 

    So, what’s it like navigating Abuja and trying to live out your best Dora the explorer impression? Here’s a list of cool hangout spots to include on your “to-go” plans.

    Keje Grill

    — Wuse 2, Abuja

    This spot offers almost everything; outdoor dining, cocktail bar and even karaoke. According to Conrad, it’s a great spot for when you’re feeling yourself and want to run into half of the people in your body count.

    Cube Cafe

    — Maitama, Abuja

    Tech people should love it here. There’s this artsy, clean ambience that’ll have you feeling like the rich main character in a Hollywood movie.


    RELATED: Eleven Places to Find Tech Bae


    Central Park

    — CBD, Abuja

    You’ll enjoy Central Park more if you go with a group of friends as there are multiple activities to choose from — the go-kart rides and mini golf area are tourist favourites. Make sure to hold your money sha; rides typically cost around ₦7-8k.

    Jabi Lake

    — Jabi, Abuja

    This may arguably be one of the best-known places in Abuja, and while most people probably go for the boat rides, Jabi Lake is actually a great location for slow Saturday morning walks.

    Magic Land

    — Wuye, Abuja

    This amusement park used to be called Wonderland. It’s a children’s fun park, but no one will arrest you if you decide to go there to run away from adulting once in a while.

    Trukadero by CityBowl

    — Wuse 2, Abuja

    If you’re looking to try out bowling, you should check out this spot. Entry itself is free, so if you just want to explore the space or hang around, you can absolutely do that.

    Honey

    — Chocolate Mall, Abuja

    If you have money that you want to spend, Honey is that upscale place that’ll use fine dining to help you spend it. It’s a great ambience though, and word on the streets say your crush may agree to enter a relationship with you if you take them there.


    ALSO: Abuja Has Traffic Too, and Other Things We Don’t Like to Tell Lagosians

  • How Are Nigerian Women Having Fun These Days?

    I believe we can all agree that Nigerian women are amazing. Feel free to fight your keyboard if you don’t agree. When they aren’t doing awesome things like protesting for change or calling guys “big head”, they also know how to have fun.

    Here’s a list of things Nigerian women do to chop the lives of their heads:

    Brunch dates with the girls

    Of course, it wouldn’t be complete without featuring creamy pasta, bottomless mimosas and overpriced desserts.

    Indulging in self-care

    After a long week of battling capitalism and our patriarchal society, enjoying alone time while doing self-care stuff like wash day, exfoliation and generally kick back and relax.

    Increasing wickedness

    Since y’all won’t let the “Nigerian women are wicked” trope rest, it’s only fitting that they become even wickeder. To whom much is given, you know the rest.

    Drinking male tears

    The male gender will always find one thing to cry out about — whether it’s for eating four eggs or expecting you to order meat pie and water. And what do the gals do? They drink and enjoy the tears.

    Going shopping

    Not because they really need it, but because they absolutely can. 


    RELATED: This Is Why Shopping Online in Nigeria Is Rated an Extreme Sport


    Telling people’s secrets to their partners

    Before you judge them, ever heard of communication in relationships? Don’t worry, your secret is safe with them (and their partners and besties).

    Flirting with insults

    The average Nigerian woman’s safe space is in calling a love interest “goat” and “big head”.

    Bingeing their favourite shows 

    After a long day of wickedness and insult-flirting, a good binge is very necessary.

    Practising being good wives

    Of course, it’s not right to end the day without sending a “have you eaten?” text. Wife material, 100 yards.

    Sleeping

    If you think sleeping isn’t fun, you must not have a job.


    NEXT READ: Give Women One of These Eight Things and They’ll Love You Forever

  • QUIZ: Make a Playlist and We’ll Tell You How to Spend Your Weekend

    Weekends should be fun but also provide you with time to rest and recover from the stress of the week, so choosing how to spend your weekend is very important.

    Pick at least 5 songs to make a playlist, and we’ll give you the perfect activity for your weekend.

    Choose the songs for your playlist:

  • 8 Completely Normal Things Women Do That Men Consider Weird

    Men behave like women are the most complicated set of people globally. Meanwhile, all women want to do is enjoy their baby girl lives. 

    Here’s a list of entirely normal things women do that men think are weird:

    Take a bath together.

    Nothing strange going on here, just two women taking a bath.

    Please, I ask, what is wrong with bathing with your fellow woman? What is in the body that we have not seen before? Some men would rather eat jeans than bathe with their fellow men.

    Saying they are not hungry but beg for their partner’s food.

    There’s love in sharing. Eating your partner’s food is a way to show how much you love them. If the food is poisoned, you’ll both die together and continue the love in the afterlife. Alexa, please play the greatest love of all by Whitney Houston

    Planning parties out of the blues.

    Life is hard abeg. Women are not doing too much, just a little party with good music, friends, good food, and alcohol. It’s not women’s fault that all men do to unwind is sit in bars and take overpriced shots.

    Take possession of their partner’s clothes.

    This is another love language if we are keeping it a buck. We need those clothes to keep us warm and closer to our partners when they are not physically available.

    Expecting their partners to read their minds

    It’s 2021, and men still don’t know that relationships come with psychic abilities. It’s normal for a woman to expect you to read her mind. You don’t have to ask her what she wants. Read her mind and act accordingly.

    Enjoy crime dramas and documentaries.

    There’s nothing wrong with wanting to know how the minds of criminals work. We might be jotting down one or two key points, but it’s nothing too serious. 

    Remember events with precision.

    We don’t know what men have on their minds that they do not remember small details like when, where, how, with whom, and the temperature of the day an event happened. Women remember everything- it’s not our fault that the creator made us that way. 

    The only thing we are allowed to forget is the sin of a man we are about to forgive.

    Take up more space on the bed.

    Men like to exaggerate and act like the whole bed was taken over. Meanwhile, it was just a little extra space. You men need to realise women need their space to dream big, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.

    QUIZ: What’s Your Love Language?

  • QUIZ: If You Score 10/15 On This December Quiz, You’ll Be Extremely Broke In January

    How will your December be? fun or calm? pick a few answers and we’ll predict how your December decisions will financially affect you in January:

    Select all the Detty December options that apply to you:

  • QUIZ: Can We Guess Your Age Based On Your Fashion Choices?

    This quiz can accurately guess how old you are based on the fashion items you pick.

    Start here to see where you fall:

  • QUIZ: If You Score Above 13 On This Quiz, You Like Iyama

    This quiz is the only way to separate the clean people from the gross people.

    Try now to know where you fall.

    Tick everything that applies to you:

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  • QUIZ: Sorry, If You’re Under 25 There’s No Way You Can Pass This Object Quiz

    This quiz will either trigger nostalgia or make you realize how old you are. Which will it be?

    Take the quiz below to find out:

  • QUIZ: Answer These ‘Never Have I Ever’ Questions And We’ll Guess How Fun You Are

    It’s time for us to find out how much fun you’ve had in your life. Take this quiz and expose yourself:

    Select all that you’ve done before:

  • QUIZ: How Much Of A Liar Are You?

    Do you lie regularly or are you a social liar? Don’t answer because this quiz knows all about you.

    Start here:

  • QUIZ: How Much Money Can You Win On An “Ajepako”—Themed “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire”

    If you grew up Ajepako, then this “who wants to be a millionaire” quiz should be a breeze for you.

    Start here:


    Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

    QUIZ: Can You Answer Everything Aroma Ufodike Did To Win N10 Million?


    Image source for popular game: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Tinko_tinko_01.jpg

    Author: Emmanuelokigbo2001

  • QUIZ: 11 General Knowledge Questions To Separate The Efikos From Everybody

    If you’re smart then this quiz should be a breeze.

    Start here:

  • QUIZ: Only Nigerians With High IQ Can Ace This Simple Logic Quiz

    Prove that you have a really high IQ by scoring 7 and above on this quiz.

    Start here.


    IQ

    Take more fun brain teaser quizzes here.

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  • QUIZ: What Kind Of Partygoer Are You?

    Some people live for the phrase “turn up” while others, well, not quite.

    Take this quiz to find out which category you fall into.

  • QUIZ: Only Nigerians Above 25 Can Score 13/15 In This Primary School Song Quiz

    If you attended a Nigerian primary school then this quiz should be a breeze for you.

    Give it a try below:


  • QUIZ: Can You Identify The Nigerian Celebrity Based On Their Lips?

    We’ll be really impressed if you identify celebrities based on their lips alone. How do you think you’ll perform?

    Attempt below:


  • QUIZ: How Much Of A Nigerian Father Are You?

    How much do you know your dad? How much do you behave like him?

    Pause. Take a minute to think about it.

    Interlude:

    Hello Zikoko fam, something is coming soon. A series for men by men about men.

    Watch this space by 12 pm on Sunday:

    Play.

    How do you think you’ll measure up? Click the options that apply to you and press “enter” when you’re done:

    How many of these do you do?

  • QUIZ: Can You Guess The “Nigerian Parentisms” From These Pictures?

    Nigerian “parentism” simply means what Nigerian parents do/say in certain scenarios; their behaviours and mannerisms.

    Based on visual cues, can you guess what your Nigerian parents will say or do in these situations?

    Give it a try below:


  • QUIZ: Can You Type The Alphabets Backwards In One Minute?

    How well do you know the alphabets?

    All you have to do is type the alphabets backwards from Z – A on a single line in one minute. Only press “Enter” after you’ve finished typing all the letters of the alphabets on a single line. DO NOT press “Enter” after typing each letter.

    I.e Don’t type Z and press “Enter”. Type ZY…… on a single line until you get to A.

    Try below:

    List the alphabets backwards from Z-A

  • QUIZ: Only True Efikos Can Score 6/8 On This Brain Teaser Quiz

    Brain teasers are a fun way to keep your brain entertained. Here a few to give you bragging rights among your friends. How well do you think you’ll perform?

    Give it a try below:


    Some questions were gotten from here. You can check it out for more fun questions.

  • QUIZ: Can You Guess These Very Nigerian Things Based On My Terrible Descriptions?

    Sometimes, I sit down and make up alternate plots for events in my head. How well can you perform in this quiz where I describe old adverts and everyday reality using totally made-up descriptions?

    Give it a try below:

  • A Week In The Life: The Entrepreneur Working Two Jobs

    “A Week In The Life” is a weekly Zikoko series that explores the working-class struggles of Nigerians. It captures the very spirit of what it means to hustle in Nigeria and puts you in the shoes of the subject for a week.


    The subject of today’s A Week In The Life is Habib, the founder of Smiley socks; a fun socks company. He walks us through running a business, combining it with handling social media, and working 9-5 for two companies. 

    MONDAY:

    The first thing I do when I wake up today is to pray. After that, I map out my plans for the day. Every day I customize socks at a shop near my house for my socks business. Customers always have custom orders and I’ve to give them what they want. When I’m done at the shop, I pack the orders going out for the day and I wait for the delivery guys to come to pick up. Then I take new orders and start the work of the companies that feed me: my 9-5.

    Even though I run a business, I still work for two companies because I’ve to eat. I like both jobs because I have a flexible schedule. I handle social media content for these companies.

    There’s nothing happening today, so I get food, fire up my laptop, and I watch Archer to pass time. 

    TUESDAY:

    One thing that’s exciting about my business is the growth. Recently, we won a grant of N100,000. For us, it’s more than money. It’s the validation that we are doing something great. This is important to us because it inspires us to keep pushing. We also got into the Forbes accelerator program. Out of 5,000 businesses, we were picked. We are part of the top 200 selected businesses and now, we are looking for votes to climb up in the program. If we win, we’ll get the chance to pitch directly to Forbes and that could change our lives. 

    I usually don’t apply for these things. For the N100,000 grant, I just applied with fingers crossed and zero expectations. For the Forbes application, after my partner forwarded it, I remember grumbling and filling the form grudgingly. Imagine my surprise when both of them turned out well. 

    As a result of all the begging for votes, I’ve been getting a lot of love on my personal account. Today, some people that I consider cool on Twitter followed my account. I think this socks thingy is really helping my personal life. I now have business owners following me, and even financial coaches.

    This inspires me to do more. I spend the rest of the day creating content and asking people to vote for my business in the Forbes accelerator program.

    WEDNESDAY:

    Women are our major customers in this business. Although our socks are mostly unisex, people assume that they are for men. I think it’s because they are calf-length. We want to increase our target audience because it’s mostly women buying socks for men as gifts. To balance that, we are adding No-Show socks and these look like they are for women. We want to have products that men can buy for women as well. In addition, we are also introducing socks for children, and briefs for men.

    One of our goals is to be your one stop shop for underwear. But for now, people should buy their socks and boxers from us.

    Today, I made love emoji socks for my girlfriend. I had these plain light grey socks that weren’t moving. Nobody was buying it. So, I decided to make it more fun by adding the love emoji to it and I sent it to her. The plan was to use one stone to kill two birds: firstly, to make my babe feel nice. Secondly, to also get her to take cool photos of it because she takes really cool photos.

     She took photos which she sent to me. I posted the photos, and voila, all the light grey socks I had finished because many people ordered for the same product. 

    Today has been a win-win for me. 

    THURSDAY:

    I feel that the best content is spontaneous. You don’t plan for it, it just comes to you. At least that has worked for me, but I am not Seth Godin so don’t take my word for it. At my former 9-5, I remember doing a random Facebook post about how your birth month is equal to how much money you’d have. Then, I put random figures for each month.

    I remember my MD then asking what sort of rubbish the post was. When the post got over 1 million organic impressions, he had a change of heart. Even me, I didn’t expect people to engage to that extent. After I did that post, the MD didn’t want me to ever leave the company. I sha had to leave because they were killing me. 

    If I’ve to advise anyone on how to create content for social media, I’d tell them that they should first identify their audience. Social media is about content so you must have content direction. You should understand what your audience wants, and you should also be learning as you post. I’d also tell people to add human feeling to the content they make so that it feels relatable. Instead of using 2D images, they should use human images in some of the posts. All these help with the brand tone and identity. The brand tone for my business is happiness and excitement. From how bright our images are, to the tone we engage customers, you know we are a happy brand. As a result, people know that they can come to our page if they want to feel happy or excited. 

    I have to post in-house socks content for the business today. Thank God I have outsourced the job of taking pictures to someone else. Even though I still have to guide her, she’s doing a good job. At least the last time I posted a picture she took, it got love on social media.

    Once I am done with that, I’ll probably spend the rest of my day taking care of my other content duties at my 9-5. 

    FRIDAY:

    It’s so weird that I am looking for a job. I don’t know why, but when I see a job opening, I apply. I have a business (even though I don’t make money from it). I think that’s why most of them that pay haven’t accepted me. However, I’m rejecting the ones that want me but don’t want to pay. 

    I think what’s doing me is that I did a new product management course in February. And because I’ve taken a lot of product management courses in the past, I’m now itching to work on a digital product  So, I’m always on the lookout but I haven’t seen any yet. I think this is God just telling me to focus on my business because the interview process has been wild. 

    Like I’ll go for the interviews that I think I am more than qualified for the job; I’ve certificates and I’ve ideas, but they still won’t call me. 

    Well, until today. 

    One of the companies called back to let me know that they found someone better for the role. That’s new. 

    With the kind of week I’ve had, I need to reward myself. I’m going over to The Place to order spaghetti, turkey, and berry blast. 

    I deserve it.

    SATURDAY:

    Before the lockdown, I used to go to the gym. Since COVID started, that’s no longer possible. I was even doing exercise at home but during Ramadan, I could no longer continue and I lost my streak. Now, my biceps feel soft. 

    A lot of gyms are opening up but my gym is inside a hotel and they haven’t yet re-opened. The only thing that keeps me going through today is the thought of playing football tomorrow – I need the body pain that comes with exercise because I’ve missed it.

    I’ve been staying at home since lockdown started but I’m going to play football tomorrow – may the best immune system win. 

    SUNDAY:

    Well, I missed playing football today; there goes my body pain. I went late to the field because I had to create and post content for my business. 

    I think about how sometimes business can get overwhelming because we have to do a large chunk of it by ourselves. The business structure is like this: we get our goods from our suppliers abroad, we create content, we post, and then we take orders. What gets overwhelming is taking orders and talking to customers because having to manage some customers can be difficult. One time, we had someone volunteer, but that didn’t work out.

    What I do is that I try to sort out the tasks one after the other until it no longer looks like a big deal. If I can’t deal with what’s left that day, I move it to the next day. 

    I can’t stop thinking of a future where we have more capacity. Where we are in charge of our own production. For example, we want to give back to the community and it’s been difficult. According to our partner NGO, more than 80% of public school students don’t wear socks, so we are trying to help out with that. 

    We’ve had to beg for donations to achieve this and we still need more help. If we were in control of our production process, this wouldn’t even be an issue. There’s definitely a future where we partner with a big socks company who have the production capacity but need social media strategy. That way, we both help each other solve a problem.

    Right now, the only future I can see for certain is tomorrow, Monday. I know that tomorrow, I’ll post some of the content I made today, or I may not even post at all. 

    All we can actually do is show up daily while we strive towards our future goals. The goal for today is to have sold 5,000 socks by the end of the year. 

    I think we are on track. 


    Disclaimer: story lightly edited for clarity.

    Check back every Tuesday by 9 am for more “A Week In The Life ” goodness, and if you would like to be featured or you know anyone who fits the profile, don’t hesitate to reach out. Reach out to me: hassan@bigcabal.com if you want to be featured on this series.

  • On Thursday, we all couldn’t wait for the day to be over, because fasting had come to an end and we were finally going to get that short holiday we deserve.

    If you didn’t go home this excited, then I don’t know

    There are the ones who slept from the time they got home till the day they resumed work. Almost all of us fall under this category.

    Ha! This sleep will be tired of me today

    The ones who didn’t get any sleep because they wanted to use enjoyment to kill themselves.

    Please I just have to turn up with my guys

    The ones who made plans to turn up all week but ended up spending the whole weekend at home.

    Because if you stay at home, you don’t spend money.

    Let’s not forget the ones who left their house to look for ramadan meat.

    But realised this isn’t that season. Tragic.

    This is the time we know those who can complete 15 series in one day.

    ” Me and this movies will die on the line today “

    There’s also those people who were on their phone all weekend, watching the people who went to turn up on instagram.

    “I should have just gone out oh “

    The workaholics who continued to work from home.

    Oga you better don’t kill yourself

    The ones who just watched nothing but the World Cup every day.

    What a sweet match

    The ones who were just on their phones doing absolutely nothing.

    ” where’s my phone? oh it’s in my hand “

    Finally, there’s the people who can’t relate to any one of these so far.

    Because they didn’t even get a break from work.
  • 5 Things That Perfectly Describe A Typical Nigerian Weekend

    1. Having Akara/Moinmoin and Pap for breakfast on Saturday.

    The sleep you will sleep after will be out of this world.

    2. The weekly “environmental” or cleaning.

    When you scrub your house spotless, or at least try to.

    3. Attending at least one owambe party.

    Is it even a weekend without attending at least one owambe?

    4. Having fried eggs and bread for Sunday breakfast.

    The best way to start a Sunday!

    5. Having jollof rice for Sunday dinner.

    The best way to end a Sunday!

    Nigerian weddings are without a doubt the best part of every weekend and here are 6 reasons why:

    https://zikoko.com/list/6-reasons-why-nigerian-weddings-are-the-best/
  • If You Love Travelling, This Is For You

    1. When you are somewhere new and exciting … then you wake up and realise it was a dream.

    2. When you see travel magazines or travel channels, you’re like:

    3. Whn an airline is doing heavy discounts to a location you’ve never been to before.

    4. When your office needs someone to volunteer for an out of state training programme or workshop, you’re like:

    5. When you overhear people who often travel for work complain about travelling.

    6. When you check your “travel” account and you will soon be able to afford a trip!

    7. When you meet people who love travelling as much as you do.

    8. When you finally get to your destination and it’s better than you expected.

  • All The Things We Love About Christmas

    1. When you don’t have to go to school or work.

    2. All your favourite shops and boutiques have christmas sales.

    3. All the fun parties and get togethers.

    4. You can see your friends and gist for hours and hours!

    5. Your family is all in the same place, at least for a few days.

    6. Praise and worship in church is extra lit!

    7. All the amazing christmas and end of the year concerts.

    8. All those uncles and aunties are very generous with “christmas money”.

  • 1. When it’s a family wedding and your parents volunteer you for all these nonsense activities.

    Who told you I want to be in charge of RSVP’s?

    2. When you have to pay for aso ebi by force.

    Especially if you don’t even like the couple like that!

    3. When random family members start announcing “don’t worry it will soon be your turn”.

    Thank you oh! Prophet of marriage!

    4. When the caterers and waiters collude to frustrate you from getting the small chops and alcohol you deserve!

    You people want all of us to be unfortunate here abi?

    5. When the MC calls you out to catch the bouquet.

    Is it by force? Or is there money inside?

    6. When your ex is at the wedding and starts giving you “this could have been us but you’re an olodo” looks.

    Better carry your eye from here please.

    7. When the live band and DJ are competing and the whole place is just noisy.

    You people please don’t burst my eardrums!

    8. When you’re tired but the people you came with are still forming “I’m having fun” so you can’t leave.

    Can’t you dance at home?

    9. When people start introducing you to every Tom, Dick and Harry as though you are now a desperate person.

    Please all of you should leave me alone!

    10. When after all your dancing you don’t get sprayed up to 500 naira.

    Is it because I’m not the person marrying?
  • 10 Things We Love About Throwing Parties

    1. When you are writing up your guest list.

    2. When haters hear you are throwing a party and try to get an invite, you’re like:

    3. When you are trying to choose food and drinks for the party.

    4. When people get there in time and it’s going according to plan.

    5. When everyone sticks to the party theme and dresses appropriately.

    6. When the DJ starts playing everybody’s favourite songs and the party really starts popping.

    7. When your crush gets to the party and you are able to bond because they are helping you run errands.

    8. When everyone starts bringing out presents and bottles to complement what you already have.

    9. When everyone is still talking about the party weeks after because it was just that amazing.

    10. When everyone asks you when next you are throwing a party.

  • 1. When you realise you have a public holiday following the weekend, so you have a 3 or 4 day weekend.

    Somebody praise the lord!

    2. Make sure you ignore your boss’s emails asking you to “treat as urgent” anything that will mean you have to work over the weekend.

    Better get out!

    3. This should be your reply to any invitation over the weekend, where there is food.

    “I will be there!”

    4. You preparing for the sort of sleep that ignores your alarm clock.

    The most enjoyable sleep there is!

    5. When you see your church members coming to invite you for any long church programme.

    Not on seat oh!

    6. Tell all your family members you are travelling so they don’t bring their wahala to “visit” you.

    Stay in your own houses please!

    7. Throw away your debit card so you don’t subject yourself to a life of poverty after the weekend.

    Before you spend too much money.

    8. If your ex calls you, don’t pick up the phone.

    It can never be for anything good.

    If you enjoyed this, then you’ll definitely love “Hustle”, an amazing new dramedy on Africa Magic Urban that follows the antics of Dayo, a JJC to the city of Lagos! Catch it on Africa Magic Urban 153 at 21:30 CAT (8.30pm Nigerian time) from October 3, 2016.

  • 17 Dance Moves We All Secretly Practised In Front Of The Mirror

    1. Milly Rock – The dance you have to do on every block.

    2. Dabbing – The dance that had ben destroyed by humanity far and wide.

    3. Nae-Nae – The cutest dance ever!

    4. Jerk – The dance only “I Just Got Back” people were doing.

    5. Crank That Soulja Boy – Some of us studied this dance like homework.

    6. Azonto – The dance Nigerians stole from Ghanaians and then perfected.

    7. Twerking – the dance Yoruba church aunties have been doing since time began.

    8. The schmoney dance – Bobby Schmurda’s masterpiece.

    9. The stanky leg – The dance that only makes sense if you have none!

    10. Galala – The Nigerian two-step.

    11. Shakitibobo – Olamide’s contribution to party lovers worldwide!

    12. Shoki – The owambe favourite!

    13. Makossa – The waist breaking dance.

    14. Dutty Wine – Please make sure your wig is secure before attempting this one sha.

    15. Lean Back – The laziest dance in the history of mankind!

    16. Single Ladies – Beyonce’s lie-lie dance.

    17. Alanta – The scariest looking dance in the world.

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