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12 Ways Unilorin Will Seriously Frustrate Your Life

Studying in Unilorin is a rollercoaster. Everybody thinks you have it all good and easy. And yes, you might have some things easy, but the frustration nko? E plenty.

Here are some of the ways University of Ilorin will seriously frustrate your life.

1. Transportation.

Too little buses for too many students. That’s one simple way to describe this frustration. But see ehn, YOU WILL QUEUE. YOU WILL QUEUE OHHH. And when that queueing doesn’t work, you will trek too.

2. Dress code.

It would have been better if they stuck to their list, but Unilorin? NO. Imagine being stopped by dress code for having waist length braids. Or for wearing sunglasses they consider too large.

3. Hostel allocation.

If you are going to Unilorin and you expect to get a hostel, my dear, you better start summoning whatever gods you believe in. You know why? Something must surely happen that will make sure you don’t get that hostel even if you qualify for it. Imagine what happens if that hostel is the only source of accommodation you depend on.

4. Light issues.

Again, living on campus is not as palatable as you think it is. You know why? Light and water palaver. Expect BC messages from the Student Union Government though. They will tell you they are trying their very best. SUG Cares.

5. Timetable.

Honestly, the timetable is usually fair. Until you resume a new session and realise that 100 level Education students plus 100 level Agric students have 8am courses on the same day and time with you, a 300 level Accounting student. Pele my dear. Prepare to fight for bus like your life depends on it. Prepare to trek into campus.

6. ID Card wahala.

Your ID card is supposed to be for identification. But in Unilorin, it can also be for frustration. Security guards will stop you at the gate and will not hear anything if you forget to wear it. You can be heading to your faculty and you’ll hear that dress code officials are stopping people at the Motion Ground. New day, new wahala.

7. COMSIT wahala.

Whatever you do in Unilorin, pray to never have any issues with COMSIT. Just go down on your knees and pray it now. There’s a reason for that prayer.

8. CBT tests and exams.

CBT in Unilorin is a tug of war. Prepare to stay under the sun. Prepare to fight people for your space in the queue. You know what’s worse? When you’re halfway into the exam and your computer trips off, so they have to restart it for you with a different set of questions. God abeg.

9. Lecturers who want you to write exactly what is in their head.

Oh you think Unilorin does not have them? Them dey everywhere oh. Just pray you don’t take their course. Otherwise, you will keep swimming in a river of carryovers until you figure out the hang to answering their questions.

10. Level advisers that won’t actually advise you.

May you not land in the hands of this kind of level adviser sha. Otherwise, you are on your own.

11. Project supervisor that is not always on seat.

Hmm. Your mates will be in Chapter 3, you will still be waiting for approval on Chapter 1. Last last, you will be asked to submit Chapters 1-4, and then that’s where another wahala will come in, because where will they have time to review it?

12. The sun.

I know this is not Unilorin’s doing, but please. Let us blame them small. That sun in Unilorin can suck moisture from your life.

Please be kind to any Unilorin student you meet. They are going through a lot.

Kunle Ologunro

April 21, 2021

Inside Life

campus, COMSIT, Frustration, Nigerian campus, Nigerian university, unilorin
10 Frustrating Things That Happen To Muslims During Ramadan

1. When someone stains your white and expects you to not talk because you are fasting.

“Aunty, you dey fast na’.
2. Getting your period 10 minutes before Maghrib.

The fast won’t count because Aunty Flo decided to spoil show.
3. When your colleagues ask you why you can’t drink water.

“But water is not food now”
4. When you attend an Owambe and have to turn down party Jollof.

You have to pretend it is not chooking you.
5. When your colleagues start eating their lunch in your presence.

“I’m not crying, rice enter my eye”.
6. Waking up late and missing Sahur.

Because bad things happen to good people and now you have to fast on an empty stomach.
7. THIS!!!

Someone will definitely catch these hands.
8. Hearing the Imam recite ‘Alif Lam Mim’ during’ Taraweeh.

It is going to be a long night.
9. When you eat one spoon of rice at Iftar and get full immediately.

So the hunger pangs were for nothing?
10. Knowing you can’t blame any of your bad deeds during Ramadan.

Satan is chilling in hell so you are just a terrible person deep down uno.
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Maryam

June 6, 2017

Oldies

fasting, Frustrating, Frustration, muslim, Ramadan, stress
All Of The 21 Thoughts in Your Head Whenever Your Phone’s Internet Disappears

1. So your phone’s network has vanished.

What kind of nonsense is this?!
2. At first you wonder if it’s your phone that has the problem and you get the urge to start slapping it.

The official Nigerian solution for faulty electronics.
3. Then you remember that you might break the screen by mistake and you calm down so the devil won’t use you.

There’s no money to repair screen in this recession.
4. You realize your mother was right when she said you were addicted to the internet.

But you won’t admit it to her because if you do, you’ll never hear the last of it.
5. So you decide to entertain yourself with your networkless phone to try and prove her wrong.

Where there’s a will, there’s a way.
6. You find yourself playing the 3D version of Bounce that for some reason, came with your Tecno phone.

So Tecno just stole this game from Nokia like that? Nawa oh
7. And you wonder how you even enjoyed this game back then because you’re already bored.

We didn’t have good taste back then sha.
8. You remember that you haven’t played Candy Crush since one difficult level made you quit so you go back and try that.

Ah, Candy Crush. We meet again.
9. 80 tries later, you still haven’t passed the level. Your frustration intensifies.

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
10. You violently swear for your service provider for putting you in this position.

YOU PEOPLE THAT WORK THERE WILL NEVER KNOW HAPPINESS!!!
11. You decide to re-watch all the funny videos on your phone.

I guess it’s back to Alfa Sule…..again.
12. The videos aren’t as funny as they once were but you force yourself to laugh because you’re trying to fight the overwhelming boredom.

You’re clearly losing the battle but you keep fighting cause mama didn’t raise no quitter!
13. You pause the current video playing to wonder why you didn’t listen when people told you port to another service provider.

Had I known!
14. You start going through your picture gallery and come across a good selfie you took. This makes you smile.

See as I fine. I AM A SLAY QUEEN/KING!!!
15. You realize that the only reason you didn’t port when you had the chance was because your current service provider sells cheap data.

Awoof dey run belle. Lol
16. You decide to take this time to go through your contact list and delete people you know you’ll never call.

Olusanya Balogun. This one that I hated. DELETE!
17. Next, you start taking selfies. Boredom is slowly turning you into Bobrisky.

OSHEEEEY BARRRDEST!!!!
18. As there’s no internet to distract you, you decide to do the dishes.

Every disappointment is a blessing in disguise.
19. You also decide to cook a proper meal for yourself. Not every time noodles.

See what I can accomplish when i’m not wasting my time with the internet!
20. You quietly promise yourself that when your subscription expires you’re porting to another network.

Enough is enough.
21. Suddenly, a message comes through. NETWORK IS BACK! All is forgotten.

After all, God said we shouldn’t make decisions when angry.
23. But You SHOULD Really Consider Porting Sha

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Astor George

April 13, 2017

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Boredom, Frustration, Funny, Mind, Network, Nigerian, phone, sponsored

12 Ways Unilorin Will Seriously Frustrate Your Life

1. Transportation.

2. Dress code.

3. Hostel allocation.

4. Light issues.

5. Timetable.

6. ID Card wahala.

7. COMSIT wahala.

8. CBT tests and exams.

9. Lecturers who want you to write exactly what is in their head.

10. Level advisers that won’t actually advise you.

11. Project supervisor that is not always on seat.

12. The sun.

10 Frustrating Things That Happen To Muslims During Ramadan

1. When someone stains your white and expects you to not talk because you are fasting.

2. Getting your period 10 minutes before Maghrib.

3. When your colleagues ask you why you can’t drink water.

4. When you attend an Owambe and have to turn down party Jollof.

5. When your colleagues start eating their lunch in your presence.

6. Waking up late and missing Sahur.

7. THIS!!!

8. Hearing the Imam recite ‘Alif Lam Mim’ during’ Taraweeh.

9. When you eat one spoon of rice at Iftar and get full immediately.

10. Knowing you can’t blame any of your bad deeds during Ramadan.

More Zikoko!

All Of The 21 Thoughts in Your Head Whenever Your Phone’s Internet Disappears

1. So your phone’s network has vanished.

2. At first you wonder if it’s your phone that has the problem and you get the urge to start slapping it.

3. Then you remember that you might break the screen by mistake and you calm down so the devil won’t use you.

4. You realize your mother was right when she said you were addicted to the internet.

5. So you decide to entertain yourself with your networkless phone to try and prove her wrong.

6. You find yourself playing the 3D version of Bounce that for some reason, came with your Tecno phone.

7. And you wonder how you even enjoyed this game back then because you’re already bored.

8. You remember that you haven’t played Candy Crush since one difficult level made you quit so you go back and try that.

9. 80 tries later, you still haven’t passed the level. Your frustration intensifies.

10. You violently swear for your service provider for putting you in this position.

11. You decide to re-watch all the funny videos on your phone.

12. The videos aren’t as funny as they once were but you force yourself to laugh because you’re trying to fight the overwhelming boredom.

13. You pause the current video playing to wonder why you didn’t listen when people told you port to another service provider.

14. You start going through your picture gallery and come across a good selfie you took. This makes you smile.

15. You realize that the only reason you didn’t port when you had the chance was because your current service provider sells cheap data.

16. You decide to take this time to go through your contact list and delete people you know you’ll never call.

17. Next, you start taking selfies. Boredom is slowly turning you into Bobrisky.

18. As there’s no internet to distract you, you decide to do the dishes.

19. You also decide to cook a proper meal for yourself. Not every time noodles.

20. You quietly promise yourself that when your subscription expires you’re porting to another network.

21. Suddenly, a message comes through. NETWORK IS BACK! All is forgotten.

23. But You SHOULD Really Consider Porting Sha