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  • How You Know That Nigerian Babe Isn’t Into You

    How You Know That Nigerian Babe Isn’t Into You

    Nigerian babes aren’t exactly subtle when they aren’t feeling you, but a lot of guys still struggle with taking a hint. Well, here are some clear signs that she isn’t into you.

    1. When you see a fine babe and you hit her with your signature “you look familiar” line:

    Do better.

    2. When she gives you her number just so you can let her be.

    “Free me, abeg”

    3. How she replies your messages:

    Ouch!

    4. When you ask her to hang out and she says “I’ll tell you when I’m free”.

    You go wait die.

    5. You, calling her with all the persistence of a goat:

    Take a hint, my nigga.

    6. When she finally agrees to go on a date with you just so she can see road.

    At least it’s something.

    7. You guys actually have a good time, but now she is giving you brother-sister vibes.

    Chai! Well, you can be Lannisters.

    8. When she starts coming to you for relationship advice.

    It’s all over.

    9. Whenever a stranger says you guys make a cute couple and she laughs a little too long.

    Is it funny like that?

    10. This painful conversation:

    See the amnesia.

    11. When she says she wishes she could find a guy like you.

    Am I not a guy like me again?

    12. Whenever you try to escape from the zone.

    Just chill in that zone like that.

    13. Her, whenever you try to profess love.

    Ouch!

    14. When she hits you with her finishing move.

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  • Have You Ever Gotten Friendzoned Before?

    1. When they say you are their best friend ever.

    2. When they say they wish they could date someone as nice as you or as kind as you.

    3. When they say you would be the perfect boyfriend or girlfriend … for someone one day.

    4. When they come and ask you for relationship advice.

    5. When you ask them out and they say they don’t want to ruin the friendship.

    6. When they try to use you to make the person they really like jealous.

    7. When you use all your bars on them and get “wow thanks” as a reply.

    8. When you confess your love and they say “stop joking”.

  • Have You Ever Seen This Type Of Friendship Photoshoot Before?

    Have You Ever Seen This Type Of Friendship Photoshoot Before?

    Can a guy and girl just be friends?

    The consensus is divided on that one.

    But we’re here to show you this lit photoshoot we found. 

    Yes. This one! ?

    The cute couple took these pictures for Valentine’s Day! Check out this one too.

    In the above pictures, the guy says they’re just friends.

    Really?

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  • 13 Signs That Will Make It Clear You Are Being Friend-zoned

    13 Signs That Will Make It Clear You Are Being Friend-zoned
    Could it be? Maybe it is? Maybe he is…? There are so many perceptions about ladies being friend-zoned, here are some clear signs that will show you you are being drafted in that zone.

    1. When your crush finally says “we should hang out”.

    Making you feel he’s about to propose.

    2. And while at it he says “You’re so nice”.

    Nice? Do you mean nice enough to be your girlfriend?

    3. Then he keeps inviting you to social gatherings… With his friends.

    But you never go out alone together.

    4. When he tries to introduce you as his new best friend.

    Brother…this was not the perception or plan.

    5. So you start throwing heavy hints.

    I just thought to make you breakfast as your friend.

    6. But he is acting “brand new”.

    Please open your eyes.

    7. When he tells you his girl problems.

    Wait so I am not the only one?

    8. And goes on to give you dating advice.

    What are you doing?

    9. So you push further with the hints.

    Just thought to get you a gift.

    10. And he says “I am not ready for commitment”.

    Oh no. What have I done?

    11. “I don’t want to ruin our friendship”

    *cries in salt poured on an open wound*

    12. So things get awkward super fast.

    Everything has been ruined.

    13. And the texts are now like…

    Wow, what is life? Must be bad network.

    14. And you start getting “Let me call you right back”.

    Why is this happening to me?

    15. And finally you understand.

    That you have been awarded a seat, in the Friend-zone.