flirt | Zikoko!

Welcome to this masterclass. Please take a seat and listen attentively. Here are a few tips to use to beat Nigerian men at their own game.

1) Tell the person not to call you by a formal title.

Emphasize that they call you by your first name because we are all “adults” here.

2) Deny your wife and kids.

Raise your voice and look hurt if it’s ever insinuated that you’re married.

3) If you don’t deny your family, deflect every time the subject comes up.

Special use: “It’s complicated. Can we talk about something else? Thinking about it makes me sad.”

4) Sprinkle “I love you” in the conversation every 10 minutes.

Go big or go home.

5) Declare your love interest greater than any other commitment you have in life.

Especially greater than the one you made to your family. Ready to risk it all beb.

6) Say you wish you met her before meeting your wife.

Make sure you swear by whatever you believe in.

7) If all fails, beg and guilt trip.

Example: “Is it a crime that I love you so much? Is it is a crime that I can’t control my feelings for you? And I even prayed about it.”

Hassan Yahaya

August 12, 2020

Inside Life

banter, flirt, guide, Men
Flirting is not easy, and it seems to be especially hard in Nigeria — where “have you eaten?” and “big head” is usually as good as it gets. So, we’ve created a quiz that tests just how good your flirting game is (on a scale of terrible to legendary).

Take it to find out:

Can You Guess 8/11 Nigerian Meals From These Brain Teasers?

Are you clever enough? Take this quiz.

NerdEfiko

March 12, 2020

In Your Feels, Quizzes

flirt, flirting, Nigeria, Quiz
1. When one fine boy is talking to you and you’re like

Eskis sir, do you really mean me?
2. You, when someone is trying to form small talk with you

Just stop and leave me alone, abeg.
3. You, trying to up your flirt game

Shebi applying lipstick is sexy?
4. When a fine boy just says ‘you’re beautiful’ out of no where

No, why you lying?
5. You trying to smile in public so you look like you’re fun and interesting

I kuku use Close-Up before.
6. When your crush says something funny, you’re like

Laughing like hyena so he knows it’s real.
7. You, when your crush is actually talking to you

Do I reply or do I just keep looking like a mumu until he goes away?
8. Anytime you’re at a social event, you and your phone are like

You can’t make awkward eye contact if you’re not looking at anybody.
9. When you’re really trying to be funny with a group of guys and nobody laughs

Even your crush!
10. When someone cute tries to make eye contact with you

11. You, when you see your crush losing interest in you because you’re weird AF

See my life in the outside!
12. When you finally give up and just kuku stalk your crush on Facebook

Shola

February 27, 2017

Oldies

Awkward, flirt, Funny, Nigeria, Nigerians
1. You, when you see fine boys

What’s up boy?
2. As you’re looking at the fine boy, another one passes by and you’re like

See fine fish!
3. You, talking to a fine stranger like you’ve known him since forever

Because that’s how you roll.
4. How you sprinkle ‘my dear’ and ‘sweetheart’ into every conversation you have

Everybody is a ‘dear’.
5. When you enter an office full of men, you’re like

You’re a fisherwoman in a sea filled with fishes.
6. When you buy a new see through top and you know how eyes will feast on you

Game about to be lit!
7. When people accuse you of being a flirt, you’re like

Don’t loud it, abeg.
8. When a guy looks ashy AF, but you still throw in a compliment because flirt

If you don’t do it, who will?
9. How your smile game is always 100% anytime you see boys

Come rain or harmattan, your own is just to be smiling upandan.

Shola

February 17, 2017

Oldies

boys, flirt, Funny, Girls, Like, love, relationships

1) Tell the person not to call you by a formal title.

2) Deny your wife and kids.

3) If you don’t deny your family, deflect every time the subject comes up.

4) Sprinkle “I love you” in the conversation every 10 minutes.

5) Declare your love interest greater than any other commitment you have in life.

6) Say you wish you met her before meeting your wife.

7) If all fails, beg and guilt trip.

Can You Guess 8/11 Nigerian Meals From These Brain Teasers?

1. When one fine boy is talking to you and you’re like

2. You, when someone is trying to form small talk with you

3. You, trying to up your flirt game

4. When a fine boy just says ‘you’re beautiful’ out of no where

5. You trying to smile in public so you look like you’re fun and interesting

6. When your crush says something funny, you’re like

7. You, when your crush is actually talking to you

8. Anytime you’re at a social event, you and your phone are like

9. When you’re really trying to be funny with a group of guys and nobody laughs

10. When someone cute tries to make eye contact with you

11. You, when you see your crush losing interest in you because you’re weird AF

12. When you finally give up and just kuku stalk your crush on Facebook

1. You, when you see fine boys

2. As you’re looking at the fine boy, another one passes by and you’re like

3. You, talking to a fine stranger like you’ve known him since forever

4. How you sprinkle ‘my dear’ and ‘sweetheart’ into every conversation you have

5. When you enter an office full of men, you’re like

6. When you buy a new see through top and you know how eyes will feast on you

7. When people accuse you of being a flirt, you’re like

8. When a guy looks ashy AF, but you still throw in a compliment because flirt

9. How your smile game is always 100% anytime you see boys