Nigerian men have been named the 8th Sexiest Men in the World, according to a survey done, when 66,000 American women took a poll on  MissTravel.com.

Great going!

As much as all Nigerian men would like to believe that this ranking applies to all of them, it doesn’t. It probably only applies to these men:

Oh hey there, Richard Mofe Damijo!

Yes or no… to Joseph Benjamin?

But what if Lynxxx was waiting on you?

If you could have a shoulder rub from Alex Ekubo…

Or dinner with Ebuka Obi Uchendu.

After dinner with Ramsey Noah.

Climb into bed with Uti Nwachukwu.

But Chiwetel Ejiofor sees into your soul.

A phone call from Sesan.

Praiz serenades you.

Iyanya err… dances?

Would it be okay if IK Ogbonna made you breakfast?

Or OC Ukeje invites you to skinny dip in a private swimming pool?

Maybe you’d prefer a long walk on the beach, while the sun sets with Peter Okoye.

Or a picnic with John Boyega.

You could go see Paris with Banky W.

Or a have movie marathon with Gbenro Ajibade.

Crown it with bath with Dare Art Alade.

Yup, I said it. Give up.