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  • 5 Diet Tips Everyone Should Know Before Fasting

    5 Diet Tips Everyone Should Know Before Fasting

    People fast intermittently for different reasons e.g. religion, health, aesthetics etc. What ever your reason, it’s easy to go into intermittent fasting thinking that all you have to do is load yourself with enough food to keep you full till when you can eat again.

    Doing that can have terrible repercussions.

    Don’t do that.

    Here are five diet tips you need to know before you start fasting.

    When you do eat during a fast, make sure to include fluid-rich foods.

    Even though your kidneys do their best to retain water during fasting, your body still loses a lot of fluids (as it would on a normal day) through sweating and urinating. To ensure that you’re properly hydrated until you can eat again, it’s best to eat fluid-rich foods e.g. soups, fruits, etc.

    If you don’t have access to fluid-rich foods, rehydrate with a homemade oral rehydration solution comprising of sugar, salt, and boiled (then cooled) water.

    Unless you’re going to experience headaches, dizziness, and extreme fatigue during your fast. You might even faint.

    Eat foods whole grain foods high in fibre content.

    Because they keep you fuller for longer and aid in digestion, which is a thing you want if you don’t want to be constipated.

    Stay away from processed foods.

    Super difficult because they look really good but avoid them at all costs. Processed foods will leave you feeling bloated, lethargic, moody, and craving even more processed food. Which is terrible because then you’ll find yourself fighting hunger pangs way before it’s time to break your fast.

    When breaking a long fast, it’s best to take things slow.

    When breaking your fast, the temptation will be there to scarf down a whole bowl of eba but you have to chill. Your gut is less active during a fast and at the time of breaking the fast, it might lack the proper digestive enzymes necessary to break down food. Which is why you have to start slow with things like soups or fruits. Failure to do so can lead to inflammation and gastrointestinal stress.

  • This goalkeeper has been secretly saving his teammates’ Ramadan

    See this story? We dunno if it’s funny, or cute, or inspiring.

    Please grab a seat.

    Some days ago, halfway into the match between Portugal and Tunisia, the Tunisian goalkeeper, Mouez Hassen suddenly collapsed!

    Helpppp!! Don’t let me die like this

    After a few minutes, Hassen came back looking very alright

    Yes yes I’m okay, let’s continue.

    It was that time again and the Tunisian boys were warming up

    “Ha! we will finish Portugal today” and they did score a goal after the break

    Fast forward to their next game, Hassen abruptly collapses on the pitch again!

    Uncle nawa ohhh

    This guy had a plan all along

    But just continue watching.

    The referee had no choice but to call for another break. This time we noticed some of the players were quickly eating whatever they could.

    “Guy guy abeg sharply borrow me that water”

    After investigating, it turns our guy had been faking it all along

    But why was he doing that? Was he just tired?

    Hassen was helping his teammates break their fast, because you know, Ramadan.

    Since there was really no other way. Hassen, our Hero!

    They say lying is not good in Ramadan

    Is this lying or strategic positioning though? You decide. But while you’re here, check out all the other struggles Muslims have in Ramadan.
  • 19 Pictures That Perfectly Sum Up Your Ramadan (Number 7 Is the Most Hilarious)

    19 Pictures That Perfectly Sum Up Your Ramadan (Number 7 Is the Most Hilarious)

    1. You’ve been counting down to Ramadan all year and you can finally smell it in the air.

    Time to turn a new leaf.

    2. So you go on serious binge eating of all your cravings.

    That shawarma and White House amala won’t eat themselves.

    3. And get your Ramadan stash.

    Man must prepare for the days ahead.

    4. When the moon sighting wahala starts and you’re not even sure when to begin fasting.

    Can we not do this?

    5. So you jejely wait for the moon sighting announcement in Nigeria.

    Sultan of Sokoto, wyd?

    6. And you start blocking all those accounts that make you sin.

    Mufti mode activated.

    7. Including anybody that tweets about anything that looks like food.

    https://twitter.com/NoLaughingMata/status/739424714364473345
    Have you seen their food posts? God!

    8. Realising you can’t have coffee or your usual morning snacks.

    My chest, or rather, my stomach.

    9. But you can’t afford to miss Sahur so you set all the alarms in life.

    My body is ready.

    10. You eat everything you see including anyone that thinks you’re eating too much.

    Food must not waste.

    11. When someone insults your daddy but you can’t slander them.

    The Lord is testing me.

    12. When you realise you can’t blame your sins on shaytan this month.

    Hay God!

    13. When someone says something funny but you can’t be wasting energy for ordinary laughter..

    I’ll laugh when I see food at Iftar.

    14. When that annoying non-Muslim colleague asks why you can’t drink water.

    Just look at this one.

    15. When your body is only half ready for Taraweeh.

    Those long Surahs.

    16. How you wait for Iftar after fasting all day.

    The struggle is real.

    17. Because you’re ready to eat like never before.

    https://twitter.com/CertifiedBaghi/status/611498243852214272
    My phone looks like meat-pie right now.

    18. When you know you’ll have peace of mind for the next 30 days.

    Bye bye, Shaytan!

    19. How the entire Muslim Ummah looks when Ramadan starts.

    All happy and Masha Allah.
  • 10 Frustrating Things That Happen To Muslims During Ramadan

    1. When someone stains your white and expects you to not talk because you are fasting.

    “Aunty, you dey fast na’.

    2. Getting your period 10 minutes before Maghrib.

    The fast won’t count because Aunty Flo decided to spoil show.

    3. When your colleagues ask you why you can’t drink water.

    “But water is not food now”

    4. When you attend an Owambe and have to turn down party Jollof.

    You have to pretend it is not chooking you.

    5. When your colleagues start eating their lunch in your presence.

    “I’m not crying, rice enter my eye”.

    6. Waking up late and missing Sahur.

    Because bad things happen to good people and now you have to fast on an empty stomach.

    7. THIS!!!

    Someone will definitely catch these hands.

    8. Hearing the Imam recite ‘Alif Lam Mim’ during’ Taraweeh.

    It is going to be a long night.

    9. When you eat one spoon of rice at Iftar and get full immediately.

    So the hunger pangs were for nothing?

    10. Knowing you can’t blame any of your bad deeds during Ramadan.

    Satan is chilling in hell so you are just a terrible person deep down uno.

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