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Let’s not deceive ourselves. When a person leaves their house to come and celebrate at a party, they’re also expecting that you will fill their stomach in return. Let us now look at all the drinks you’ll find at a Nigerian party, and why they aren’t bringing the drinks you want to your table.
Cocktail.
This is the only drink you need a visa to get in some parties. You literally have to have cards, special cards. You know you’re blown when people are hustling cards to get a cup of cocktail and it’s casually brought to your table! VIP wayyy.
Hennessy, Moet & Ciroc Gang.
The Unshakable Table, aka The Gentlemen’s Club. Full stop.
Velveta, Eva, Don Simon, Andre, and friends
You’re welcome, grab a seat and join us.
Star, Heineken, Goldberg, it’s all beer!
and they love it.
Got Juice?
Which one sir? Chivita or 5 Alive?
Excuse me, Can I have a can of Malt?
Okay do you want Maltina or Malta Guinness? We also have Maltex and Amstel Malta, I also have malt liquor and…
JUST GIVE ME MALTINA ABEG!
“We only have minerals.”
Please, just drink your Coke or Fanta or Schweppes or Parle Soda, eat your food, and be going.
Nestle Life, Eva, Aquafina. Let me drink my water and be happy.
At least I’m not destroying my liver.
“See bros please just give me any Bottled Water you have”
It appears that the Nigerian Bottling Company (manufacturers of Fanta, Sprite and Coca-cola in Nigeria) have been doing us plenty wayo
Apparently locally produced Sprite and Fanta are actually poisonous when taken with Vitamin C
And the soft drinks contain dangerous levels of benzoic acid and sunset additives
One Mr Fijabi attempted to ship large quantities of soft Fanta and Sprite to the United Kingdom in 2007, but they were declared unfit for consumption by health authorities in the Department of Environment and Economic Directorate because of a high level of cancer-causing substances. The goods were destroyed and Mr Fijabi sued NBC for damages in 2008.
But NBC says their product is fit for ‘local consumption’
So we should be ingesting poison because we are not Oyinbo?
In a court ruling on Monday,13th March, a Federal High Court Judge said the soft drinks should be fit for consumption by anyone irrespective of race or creed. She also ruled that:
That NAFDAC shall forthwith mandate Nigeria bottling company to, within 90 days hereof, include on all the bottles of Fanta and Sprite soft drinks manufactured by the company, a written warning that the content of the said bottles of Fanta and Sprite soft drinks cannot be taken with Vitamin C as same becomes poisonous if taken with Vitamin C.Justice Adedayo Oyebanji
People are asking why the coloring is so different
What of people that can’t use drugs without adding one bottle of Fanta?
