Fail | Zikoko!

So this cow was just chilling, minding its business.

Then from nowhere, these guys decided to form voltron and kill it.

Only problem is… no be small cow them wan kill.

Well…maybe not that big, but E big shaaa.

So they nominated one guy to do the killing.

As he’s trying (and failing) the cow’s looking at him like.

Baba cow decides he’s had enough and attacks.

The guy’s like.

His friends abandon him like.

The rest is history, watch it yourself.

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Osaretin Tunde-Oni

October 24, 2016

Gist

cow, Fail, Funny, Nigeria
To a Nigerian parent, failing = coming anything but first.
1. “Your mates that passed, do they have ten heads?”

Na wa oh!
2. “How will you pass when you keep following lazy people. Better change your friends and change your destiny!”

Just small failure.
3. “Shebi if you’ll stop following girls/following boys/playing football/living/breathing, you’ll have time to pass.”

Kuku kill me.
4. “Can’t you see so-so-so-and-so’s child?”

Okay…
5. “When you won’t stop pressing your phone.”

Oya take the phone now.
6. When you ask for anything at all. “this is where they will see you; if it’s to pass exam now, you can’t pass.”

Are you giving me or not?
7. “You want to bring shame to the family?”

When you’re all now looking at me nko?
8. “You think you’re doing us? Keep failing.”

Thanks?
9. “Someone will just be wasting money on school fees on you.”

I’m so confused!
10. “You can eat but you can’t pass.”

I should die?
11. When you want to go out with friends. “The friends you want to follow, did they pass their exam?”

But can I go out?
12. “When I was your age…”

You never failed…yeah I’ve heard.
13. “If you don’t want to go to school tell us.”

“I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that…”
14. When you mistakenly oversleep. “That’s why you failed.”

Wow.
15. First day of holiday. “Have you read your books.”

Fineeee!
16. When you try to explain why you failed the exam. “Did you write all these explanations down in your exams?”

So unpleasant!

Odunayo

April 22, 2016

Oldies

bad result, Fail, Nigerian parents, School
1. When the teacher asks if everyone understands and the class says “YES!”.

You people understood that?
2. You, in most classes:

Why am I even here?
3. When the teacher doesn’t give an area of concentration before exam.

What sort of devil?
4. You, trying to study:

I don’t understand what I’m looking at.
5. When you hear that the class efiko is organizing tutorials.

Can’t dull it.
6. When you get your exam questions and start wondering when they taught you all this.

Hian. I didn’t miss class na? What is all this?
7. When all your classmates are collecting extra sheet and you haven’t even finished the one they gave you.

What is this struggle?
8. When you look around during an exam and see everyone using a compass and you don’t know what it’s for.

You people sef.
9. You, whenever you hear “10 minutes left” during a test:

Didn’t we just start?
10. When your classmates are comparing answers after a test and they all got ’24’, while you got ‘Sodium’.

Hay God!
11. When your classmates are calculating what they need to get an A and you’re calculating what you need to not carryover.

We have different issues, abeg.
12. You, when you hear that results are out:

The stress.
13. When you hear the class efiko complaining about getting a B.

See this mad person.
14. When you get a C in a course you thought you’d fail.

God is good.
15. Your motto:

It’s true sha.

Daniel Orubo

January 14, 2016

Oldies

Class, Efiko, Exam, Fail, Pass, School, Teacher

So this cow was just chilling, minding its business.

Then from nowhere, these guys decided to form voltron and kill it.

Only problem is… no be small cow them wan kill.

Well…maybe not that big, but E big shaaa.

So they nominated one guy to do the killing.

As he’s trying (and failing) the cow’s looking at him like.

Baba cow decides he’s had enough and attacks.

The guy’s like.

His friends abandon him like.

The rest is history, watch it yourself.

1. “Your mates that passed, do they have ten heads?”

2. “How will you pass when you keep following lazy people. Better change your friends and change your destiny!”

3. “Shebi if you’ll stop following girls/following boys/playing football/living/breathing, you’ll have time to pass.”

4. “Can’t you see so-so-so-and-so’s child?”

5. “When you won’t stop pressing your phone.”

6. When you ask for anything at all. “this is where they will see you; if it’s to pass exam now, you can’t pass.”

7. “You want to bring shame to the family?”

8. “You think you’re doing us? Keep failing.”

9. “Someone will just be wasting money on school fees on you.”

10. “You can eat but you can’t pass.”

11. When you want to go out with friends. “The friends you want to follow, did they pass their exam?”

12. “When I was your age…”

13. “If you don’t want to go to school tell us.”

14. When you mistakenly oversleep. “That’s why you failed.”

15. First day of holiday. “Have you read your books.”

16. When you try to explain why you failed the exam. “Did you write all these explanations down in your exams?”

1. When the teacher asks if everyone understands and the class says “YES!”.

2. You, in most classes:

3. When the teacher doesn’t give an area of concentration before exam.

4. You, trying to study:

5. When you hear that the class efiko is organizing tutorials.

6. When you get your exam questions and start wondering when they taught you all this.

7. When all your classmates are collecting extra sheet and you haven’t even finished the one they gave you.

8. When you look around during an exam and see everyone using a compass and you don’t know what it’s for.

9. You, whenever you hear “10 minutes left” during a test:

10. When your classmates are comparing answers after a test and they all got ’24’, while you got ‘Sodium’.

11. When your classmates are calculating what they need to get an A and you’re calculating what you need to not carryover.

12. You, when you hear that results are out:

13. When you hear the class efiko complaining about getting a B.

14. When you get a C in a course you thought you’d fail.

15. Your motto: