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  • 8 Things to Do When Your Lover Has Enemies

    Is your lover in a bit of a situation? Are their enemies chasing them left, right and centre and you don’t know what to do? Worry no more, we’re here to help. 

    Here’s a list of things to do when your lover has enemies.

    1. Relocate

    They’re the ones with enemies, not you. Better relocate before the enemies find a way to your house and collect what’s not lost from sorry. Apologies to your lover o, but long-distance relationships still work

    2. Send the name of their haters to your Babalawo

    The situation is bigger than you and your lover. Take the names of their enemies to Babalawo, let the Babalawo do whatever needs to be done to set your lover free. 

    3. Send 100k to their enemies 

    We didn’t say 100k money o, it can be 100k stones or 100k cotton wool, that’s up to you to decide. Send them 100k pieces of anything that’s not money. That would be more than enough to keep busy and take their attention off the person you love. 

    4. Become your lovers enemy 

    Love is sweeter when you’re chasing someone. If you become your lover’s enemy, you’ll be on their mind 24/7 the same way they keep thinking about their other enemies. 

    5. Break up with them 

    You have no business frolicking with someone with enemies. Break up with them for your peace of mind. Let them go and deal with their enemies themselves. 

    6. Tear shirt and fight for them

    What’s a greater form of love than fighting for the one you love? Tear your shirt and fight their enemies for them. 

    7. Send your lover’s name to a Babalawo

    Sending the name of their enemies to a Babalawo is one thing o, but sending the name of your lover to a Babalawo is the most important thing for you. You need the Babalawo to look into the future to see who wins between them and their enemies.  

    8. Vanish

    Just stand under the sun or under the moon till you vanish. Wetin concern you with enemies? 

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  • QUIZ: Who Are Your Enemies?

    This quiz will tell you the people wo are constantly plotting against you and trying to impede your progress. Is it your church members, your in-laws or you yourself?

    Find out:

  • 9 Ways To Identify Your “Village People”

    Your village people won’t wear a sign stating their agenda in your life, which is why you should identify them before they come after you.

    These are some ways to fish them out.

    1. They stan patience Ozokwor, Kanayo O. Kanayo and Chiwetalu Agu

    If you think this is a coincidence, think again. From who they stan, you shall know them.

    2. They always know about good things that happen in your life before you tell them

    If you ever share good news with someone, and they say they’re already aware of the developments, fear them. That’s a village person right there.

    3. They work in NEPA office

    I mean, this is the biggest red flag of all. That’s why there’s always a power outage when you’re about to iron your work clothes.

    4. They ask questions like “How are you?” too often

    How else will they confirm if their plot against you is working if they don’t ask about your well-being? Better reply with “I’m fine” and avoid them.

    5. They’re the first and last person you see daily

    Village people thrive on dominating your life. So, the more you see of them, the better their chances of putting sand in your garri.

    6. They smile too much when you’re around

    This is one of the tactics they use to mask their village-peopleness. Don’t for fall it.

    7. They appear in your dreams

    Plead the blood of Jesus and mark their face.

    8. They laugh at your misfortunes in the name of “jokes”

    The only reason why they find your downfall funny is because they caused it. Classic village person move.

    9. If you see this type of pot in their house

    Never eat food cooked in a pot like this if you like your destiny.

  • 15 People That Don’t Want You To Prosper

    1. Your roommate that always sets irritating alarms but never wakes up to them.

    Meanwhile all your eyes have opened oh!

    2. Your “waka pass” friend asking you to buy their 50k aso ebi.

    Do I even know you like that? My friend shift to the front jere.

    3. Tax people that want to collect your whole salary and give you the change to manage.

    Please all the tax I am paying what are you people using it to do?

    4. NYSC that wants to stress you in the name of serving your fathers land.

    Please me sef I want to serve my individual land you people cannot kill me!

    5. The person that stops to buy garden egg on the road during rush hour and causes traffic.

    I hope it gives you explosive diarrhoea!

    6. The person that spends 20 minutes in front of the atm.

    Are you browsing sir?

    7. The waiter hoarding drinks and small chops at the wedding.

    Is this one alright?

    8. The bouncer that doesn’t want to let you enter the club.

    Why now? Why?

    9. The person blasting their horn behind you even though the traffic light is red.

    Please jump over the car!

    10. Made in Nigeria fashion designers that want you to use your whole salary to buy one blouse and half a pair of trousers.

    The foreign one is there you will not kill me!

    11. Your ex that keeps calling and texting you.

    Kindly vacate my life, thank you.

    12. Classmates that always remind teachers about assignments and tests.

    For once!

    13. Bosses that stroll into the office at 4pm and start piling work on your desk.

    Don’t worry I will soon leave this work for you!

    14. Family members that don’t mind their business.

    If you mind your business I promise you won’t die.

    15. People that shout “ride on pastor” after the service has already passed 3 hours.

    I’m sure even the Holy Spirit has gone home for lunch but you want to keep us here by force.
  • 8 Powerful Ways To Make Your Enemies Fear You

    You can’t always escape enemies, but in whatever form they present themselves – friends, neighbors or family – you can make them fear you.

    Simply follow these 8 powerful steps.

    1. Put a rosary in your car

    That’s how they’ll know you aren’t one to be messed with.

    2. Wear this kind of shades at all times

    No eyes, no case. This will protect you from their evil eyes, plus you can monitor them without their knowledge.

    3. Drink anointing oil every morning before you go out

    Make sure it’s at least two tablespoons for maximum results. Enemies can’t touch you when you are anointed from the inside.

    4. Smile when you see them

    Frowning is the worst thing you can do in front of your enemies, especially if you know who they are. Instead, smile and act like you’re cool with them. This will throw them off balance, and they won’t know what to expect.

    5. Show them what has happened to your past enemies

    Seeing is believing, after all. Confront them, and tell them to go and ask about you – how you’ve obliterated your past enemies. If they want the same fate, then they can keep messing with you.

    6. Look the part

    Hit the gym. If you eat three times a day, increase it to six. The goal is to be so menacing physically that they have to lower their eyes and take to their heels when they see you.

    7. Stay indoors for seven days

    This is for fortification purposes. Make sure your windows and doors are locked so the enemies won’t be able to spy on you.

    8. Join Next Level Prayers by 6:30 am everyday

    Make it as early as 6 a.m. That is not the time to murmur silently or sleep. You need to be loud enough for your enemies’ bones to rattle wherever they are.

    If you like sleep too much and want to stay consistent, you can join an online prayer platform like the #NextLevelPrayers hosted by @BolajiID on Instagram ‘Pastor BolajiIdowu‘ on Facebook and ‘HarvestersTV’ or YouTube.

    Share this with friends you suspect might also have stubborn enemies.