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  • Have You Ever Gotten Friendzoned Before?

    1. When they say you are their best friend ever.

    2. When they say they wish they could date someone as nice as you or as kind as you.

    3. When they say you would be the perfect boyfriend or girlfriend … for someone one day.

    4. When they come and ask you for relationship advice.

    5. When you ask them out and they say they don’t want to ruin the friendship.

    6. When they try to use you to make the person they really like jealous.

    7. When you use all your bars on them and get “wow thanks” as a reply.

    8. When you confess your love and they say “stop joking”.

    Jola Ayeye

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  • D’banj Gave Someone Ela And It was Just Too Epic

    D’banj, who is definitely one of Nigeria’s pop culture icons, is officially the shadiest of them all!

    1. While the fact that Nigerian music lyrics are weak is a solid truth, an oversabi fan confronted D’banj regarding these videos.

    2. And D’banj gave him a massive ela, just watch the video below:

    3. When the fan said “We need a bit of prophecy in our music”.

    4. When D’banj said, “You need to get yourself a prophet”.

    Maybe oversabi people will learn from this one and stop asking for prophecy up and down.

    Maryam

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  • Nothing Serious, Just A Brand New Episode Of Your Favourite Ela Chronicles

    Nothing Serious, Just A Brand New Episode Of Your Favourite Ela Chronicles
    It’s surprising that in 2016, some grown adult men still pride in their inability to feed themselves.

    1. Instead of minding his business on a quiet Sunday evening, this man sha wanted us to know his future wife’s purpose in their marriage is to feed him pounded yam every Sunday.

    2. Just see his mouth like pounded yam.

    3. That;s how his ex came to give testimony o!

    4. We never hexperredit!

    5. When someone is forming hard guy and their ex comes to disgrace and drag them on Twitter.

    6. When someone’s ex says their break up is a wonderful sign from God.

    7. Maybe he’ll go and learn how to pound his own yam sha.

    Maryam

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  • On Today’s Episode Of Your Award Winning Ela Chronicles

    On Today’s Episode Of Your Award Winning Ela Chronicles

    1. So, you know how some people think PDA is cute? Well this guy is one them*urgh*.

    2. They’re in a relationship now, nobody will hear word.

    3. But it appears things are not as they seem.

    4. This girl is brutal o!

    5. When you people too will not stay in your lane.

    6. We pity the guy sha, but we are only here for gist o.

    Shola

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  • Nothing Serious, Just Another Episode Of Ela Chronicles

    Nothing Serious, Just Another Episode Of Ela Chronicles

    1. Nigeria’s yama yama exchange rate is just the worst.

    2. Instead of this Uncle to just face the recession and economic wahala with his chest, he was having nonsense dreams.

    3. Just look at the response someone gave him:

    4. Ah! This person doesn’t have any chill o!

    5. Someone can’t play with people on the internet again sha.

    6. It’s because some of you are dreaming up and down instead of facing your work.

    Catch us next time on your award-winning Ela Chronicles.

    Maryam

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