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1. Since Trump became President, Americans have not allowed the rest of the world hear word.
2. Everyday one palaver after another.
3. Are they the first?
4. Today they say he wants to ban everybody.
5. Tomorrow, it’s that he wants to use his office to make money.
6. So are they too good to manage corruption and incompetence?
7. The rest of us around the world doing it, do we have two heads?
8. Then they started complaining that Russia interfered in their election.
9. But hasn’t America been interfering in all the elections in the third world since 19whatever?
10. Did we die?
11. Okay many people died, but we are still here!
12. But wait, did they not vote for the Trump man?
13. So what’s all this crying and shouting?
14. This is all of us, laughing at the fact the we don’t have the monopoly on bad and nonsense leadership.
15. Welcome to the club, America!
Now that controversial presidential candidate, Donald Trump, is President of the USA, we can definitely expect hundreds of shocking news stories. These are some of them:
1. “Donald Trump Deports All Nigerians, Also Dumps Unidentified Africans In Nigeria”
2. “Donald Trump Says Theresa May Needs To Visit A Salon, And Leave The Work To Real Men”
3. “Donald Trump Attends Kanye West’s Concert, Raps On Stage With Him”
4. “Donald Trump Repaints The White House To Gold, Renames It Trump Towers 2”
5. “Donald Trump Packs His Hair In Shuku, Says He Gets Inspiration From Justin Bieber”
6. “Donald Trump Announces Ivanka Trump As His First Lady, Says She’ll Take Over Leading The USA After Him”
7. “Donald Trump Builds A Wall Round Mexico, Sends Bill To Mexico”
8. “President Trump Makes Melania Trump His Chief Bullying And Trolling Officer”
9. “President Trump Announces Everything Was Just A Prank, Says Hilary Clinton Is Real President”
LOL WE WISH!!!
The shocking results of the US elections has sparked several conversations all over the world which wouldāve been incomplete without our very own Chimamandaās voice.
In an interview with BBC, Chimamanda schooled Emmett Tyrrell Jr, founder and editor of The American Spectator, who blatantly refused to acknowledge Donald Trump’s racist comments during his electoral campaign.
She basically said, a white person cannot define what racism stands for- which is only right, considering that fact that racism in America was created and perpetuated by white people.
But Nigerians are just angry about her statement sha.
For the people that still donāt understand, maybe this little lesson on racism will help sha. Donāt forget to share your thoughts in the comments section.
1. America voted Donald Trump as president and we can finally hear word.
Theyāve been campaigning since forever!
2. Our Twitter will no longer be flooded with wahala Americans campaigning upandan!
They have carried their wahala away.
3. And let’s not forget the Nigerians that have been acting like they’re election experts!
All the pastors and imams that can see things all the way from here to America.
Incase you don’t know (or currently living under a rock), the most controversial elections ever took place in the U.S on November 8, and shockingly, Donald Trump won the election!
In an unbelievable plot twist, controversial presidential candidate, Donald Trump, is now the president of the United States of America. Ā Part of his campaign promises wasĀ that he would put stiffĀ anti- immigration laws in place. Brethren, itās time to go home.
1. First of all you need to start writing letters to your descendants and forefathers back home.
7. But if you are the stubborn type like this aunty:
8. And you really want to stay back in America with Trump *cringe*.
9. Then you better start bleaching your skin white so you can blend in.
10. And delete all those social media posts where you’ve been running mouth and abusing President Trump.
11. Mind you, you may still be deported after all this.
12. But don’t say we didn’t try to help your case.
In case you just got back from Mars, the USA Presidential Debates kicked off at New Yorkās Hofstra University yesterday, and it was one tense moment! Republican candidate Donald Trump, who is widely known for his aggressive approach towards well, everything, was on the attack against Hilary Clinton, the Democratic candidate. Polls show Clinton is currently ahead of Trump, and financial markets are cheering herĀ for the victory. Nigerians even stayed up to watch the show, and apparently, a few people took notes.
1. First of all, we are very surprised Nigerians actually stayed up to watch the debate.
Nigerians really up at 3am watching US presidential debate.
If you’ve not seen the Debate, let’s bless you with this.
If you donāt know who Donald Trump is, we have no words for you. For those who do, you must be aware of all the controversy the U.S Republican presidential candidate has steered in the course of the elections campaign. His disturbing and unconventional suggestions in dealing with Islamic terrorism and the Migrant crisis facing 1st world countries have earned him biting criticism worldwide.
These reactions to the billionaire businessman are more than hilarious.
1. Little Miss Flint, Amariyanna āMariā Copeny met with President Obama in May, after penning a viral letter to him about the contamination of water sources in Flint, a city in Michigan.
2. But look at Mari’s reaction when she met Donald Trump, who visited Flint as part of his campaign tour.
3. Americans hilariously summed up Mari’s reactions on twitter, and of course dragged Donald Trump too.
4. It appears it’s not only Democrats and Little Miss Flint that are scared of Trump, this eagle he used as a prop for an interview seems to want a piece of him too.
5. But just look at calmly President Obama handled this photo session with another bald eagle.
6. Even these babies could not seem to stand Trump, while he held them for photo ops at the republican rally in Colorado.
7. But see our Uncle Barack here handling another set of babies like a PRO!
8. Still wondering why people just don’t like Trump? Check out when he didn’t care about the lady beside him, versus Obama who braved the rain and left the umbrella for First Lady Michel.
Everyone in the world knows how interesting and lit the U.S presidential race is. And something even more interesting happened on July 18.
During the Republican National Convention, Donald Trump’s wife, Melania, gave her first major public speech, and she slayed so hard!
Well…until people realised her speech was similar to Michelle Obama’s speech at the Democratic National Convention of 2008.
Can you imagine?
Seriously, just look at this…
People on Twitter have no chill, they’ve been dragging her for doing copy-copy.
Did she think we won’t notice a whole Michelle Obama’s speech?
Even though some people need serious cane for this kind of disgrace…
Those of you that are copying our Zikoko posts and using them to shine shouldn’t chook mouth. We see you!
Everybody ā well most people ā knows that Donald Trump is bad news. And though he wasnāt taken seriously when he decided to run for president, the whole world is watching his campaign trails and rallies and debates with morbid fascination.
He is anti-Muslim, anti-Black, anti-Latinos. In fact, he is anti-everything!
The man is so dangerous that the possibility of hisĀ winning the U.S. presidential election is as big a threat to the global economy as Islamist terrorism,Ā according to Global Forecasting Service.
He’s against what America stands for, a country built with the sweat of immigrants.
Posted by BuzzFeed News on Monday, March 14, 2016
And he offers to pay for their legal fees.
So it wasnāt surprising when this happened at his rally recently. But it hit close to home, because it happened to one of us. A Nigerian.
Adedayo Adeniyi, a 20-year-old student at East Carolina University, attended Donald Trump’s rally in Fayetteville, North Carolina.Ā out of curiosity.
But he wasĀ randomly targeted and thrown out of the event by police, because heās Black!
The shocker happened as he was being escorted out of the event.
A middle aged white man, looked him directly in the face and said, āF youā three times, right before slapping Adedayo hard in the face! This happenedĀ while he was being bundled out like a bag of beans.
The gall. The effrontery.
These are scary times, if this is happening in his rally, imagine what will happen if this man actually becomes president! That is enough to give anybody nightmares.
We really hope that this man doesn’t become president, because if he does, this quote perfectly captures what will happen.
We’re also sure that the population of people living in the African continent will definitely increase.
Donald Trump is one of the most controversial politicians in the world, notorious for making several eyebrow-raising comments like this:
Are these comments ridiculous? Yes
Do these comments sound strange? Ā Letās find out.
1. When Donald Trump mocked a journalist’s disability during a live broadcast.
Peopleās struggles mean nothing to Trump and this hits really close to home. How? Adams Oshiomole, former NLC leader and governor of Edo state asked a widow to āGo and dieā while she knelt and begged.
2. When Trump said “Even if the world goes to hell in a hand basket, I won’t lose a penny.”
This comment is so Nigerian, we can totally relate it to the Lamido of Adamawaās outburst during the national conference of 2014.Ā He said he would simply move to the Cameroun end of his kingdom if Nigeria ever breaks. Not so foreign now, abi?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnzsm-f1MFo
3. Donald Trump certainly brags like a Nigerian politician.
Actually, he brags like a leader famous among Nigerians for making films of his āpolitical achievementsā.Ā Yes, he is Rochas Okorocha and his comments were āAny day you hear that PDP brought money with pick-up, tell me so that I will bring money with trailerā.
4. Donald Trump loves to fight dirty and very publicly.. just like politicians in our country.
.@ariannahuff is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man- he made a good decision.
He is so Nigerian, he knows just how perfectly to bash people on social media. Just Like PDP spokeman and renowned lawyer, Femi Fani-Kayode, who openly called former governor, Rotimi Amaechi, a little monkey among other unfriendly names.
5. When Trump blamed the victims of the Paris attack for not being armed.
Rather than take responsibility for the badly planned NIS interview of 2014, Internal affairs minister, Abba Moro, blamed the victims for the stampede that resulted in loss of lives.
6. When Donald Trump called Mexicans rapists and drug dealers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6QEqoYgQxw
We may not have racism but tribalism lives very well in Nigeria. Femi Fani-Kayode wrote an unapologetic, tribalist articleĀ in 2013 against the Igbos. Upon criticism of his article, he made a quick reference to his past relationship with Bianca Ojukwu.
Donald has been nominated as the most African presidential candidate in the United States.
We are sure he will represent and make for a typical Nigerian politician. We also nominate him as the most Nigerian presidential candidate of all.
When Nigerian senator and business man, Ben Murray Bruce tweets, you get the impression that itās a joke. Like no one, absolutely no one, should ever tweet like this.
We thought the Twitter account was a parody, but he has validated the account time and time again. So itās okay, we have accepted him as our political cross.
But we needed to know if other countries had their own Ben Murray Bruces’. Surely, we cannot be the only ones who breed them. Seriously, Iām asking on behalf of Nigerians. Of course they do. Every single country has itās own rich, rude and politically incorrect businessman/political figure.
And we found some of them:
Donald Trump – USA
Does he need any introduction? Heās running for President of the United States of America and his political career seems to combine three ugly things: the outsize role of money, the never-ending campaign season, and America’s embrace of reactionary celebrity figures. He frequently says things like:
Why would anybody listen to @MittRomney? He lost an election that should have easily been won against Obama. By the way,so did John McCain!
Vladimir Zhirinovsky, a loud-mouthed Russian politician, lacks the business credentials of BMB but his statements suggest that they are cut from the same cloth.
For example, he suggests arming every single person in Russia so they can kill birds. He threatened to carpet-bomb Poland and the Baltic states, he bullies female journalists (ordered his aides to “rape” the reporter, then told her that pregnant women shouldn’t be working) and he also rode a donkey in a 2012 election video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTyvTv4lsD4
Some comparisons may not be fair, their faults and virtues may be different from Ben Murray Bruceās but they are definitely toeing the same line.