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  • If Disney Princesses Were Nigerian

    If Disney Princesses Were Nigerian

    Let’s imagine Disney princesses as Nigerian. How different would their lives be?

    1. Snow White would have been accused of bleaching her skin. And if they didn’t accuse her, a bleaching cream company would have asked her to model for them.

    2. Sleeping Beauty would probably never find a man to kiss her because of the accumulated bad breath of sleeping for 600 years.

    3. You see that Jasmine that followed Aladdin? She will come back home when she realises that there is more to life than flying on a carpet. Besides sef, where Aladdin wan see magic kettle? Something they would have used to boil water for eba.

    4. They would have killed Ariel a long time ago. As per demonic influence. Mermaid wanting to marry a human? God forbid. Where is the union of light and darkness?

    5. The real question for Bella would be: ARE YOU MAD, SIS? Have men finished on the surface of the earth that you have resorted to running after a beast?

    6. Cinderella would never marry the prince. Not when the wicked stepmother can buy special package for her daughters.

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    Kunle Ologunro

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  • Disney Is Giving Us An African Princess Named Sadé!

    Disney is about to have the first African Disney Princess, and it is a really big deal.

    Peep this article’s author name. 😀

    I mean, there’s been eleven whole other princesses.

    We’ve had multiple white princesses, a Native American princess, an Asian princess, but never an African one! I mean, Tiana of The Princess and the Frog was African-American, but Sadé has probably never gone abroad, yannoh. So, what do we need to know about Sadé?

    Sade is a warrior princess which kind of reminds us of Mulan.

    We stan a fighting princess. Fight them in your diamond-encrusted dress, natural-haired sis!

    Sadé has powers.

    Well, she is an AfricanNigerian princess…

    She has a cute prince as a sidekick, and an animal best friend.

    Because after you finish making war…

    Sadé’s kingdom is being threatened by a mysterious evil force, and she has to use her newly discovered powers to protect it.

    Yup, this is definitely a Nigerian story. I mean, we already know Chiwetalu Agu is the one trying to take over the Kingdom.

    This animated movie is still in the works so even though we know the producer is Rick Famuyiwa, there’s no cast, release date or anything else yet.

    Nobody asked me sha, but this is who I’d cast if I had magical powers like… Sadé. 🙂

    Funke Akindele voicing the older Sadé.

    And if she can just do that Jenifa voice and accent, in fact parvect!

    Banky W voicing the Prince

    Because you already know the music will come naturally.

    What does this mean though?

    Representation. Because black, and African little girls need to know that they don’t need that accent, the abroad or that whiteness to feel like princesses.

    What do you guys think about this movie?

    Sade

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