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  • What To Do When Your Partner Is An Onigbese

    What To Do When Your Partner Is An Onigbese

    Granted, the Nigerian government owes a shit-ton of people a shit-ton of money. Your employers probably also owe you at work, but none of this compares to the feeling of living, copulating, and doing life with a renowned onigbese that owes everybody around them money. 

    It’ll be okay, though; we know exactly how you should handle it.

    Collect your money small small

    Congratulations to you, you fell in love and became a payment plan. Sometimes, the only way to deal with the shame and pay the people your partner owes is by tricking the love of your life, taking their money, and paying their debt little by little.

    Report them to their olubawi

    What do you do after your partner has been dragged on the internet, your good name has been tarnished, and someone’s begged you to beg your partner to pay them for the fifth time in a row? Take the matter to their family house and table it there. You’re not the first person to fall in love. But if the olubawi and your partner share the same brain cell, then our sincere apologies because nothing will change.

    Shame them

    Anyone who owes another person has no shame. But for your sake, we hope shaming them works and your LOML feels motivated enough to pay their debt. 

    Get a savings account

    This savings account won’t be taking you away from poverty, but from the shame, disgrace, and ridicule you got yourself into when you decide to fall in love with a chronic onigbese.  Why? you’ll need the money in there to pay off some,if not all, of their debt.

    READ: How To Collect Your Money From an Onigbese

    Embrace sapa with all your heart

    You? Have money? God forbid. As far as your sugar plum is concerned, you’re now 

    perpetually resting in the arms of negative account balances and zero funds.

    Leave them

    Everyone and their daddy can be owing you outside, but you deserve to have a little peace in your house. So, if you can, we suggest you leave your partner before they stop staining your white and fully drag you into the mud.

    Become two onigbeses in a pod

    If you can’t beat them, you join them. This way, you and the love of your life can become an onigbese couple: Loved by none and shamed by many.

    Now that you and your partner in debt have decided to make a career out of this, we also know How To Be The Perfect Onigbese in Nigeria

  • QUIZ: How Many People Owe You Money?

    QUIZ: How Many People Owe You Money?

    If you also want to collect your money back, we’re available.

  • How to Get Your Money Back from Debtors

    How to Get Your Money Back from Debtors

    On July 13, 2023, over 5,000 people witnessed a debt recovery process on Twitter. Microfinance banks might need to learn one or two things here. 

    It’s common knowledge that debt collection can be a very tedious situation. But to help with this, we’ve put together a guide on how to get your money back using legal means and other alternate methods.

    But first, here’s something you should know

    According to Section 18 of the Limitation of Statute Law, an action for debt recovery cannot be brought after six years. Section 20 (1) a of the same Law states, “An action on a simple contract for recovery of debt must be brought to court within six years from the date the cause of action accrued”. 

    This means that after six years, if you’ve still been unable to recover the money owed you, you no longer have the right to take action against the debtor under the Law, especially if no part of the money was paid within that time.

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    So to avoid being in this situation, here’s the lawful process for debt recovery in Nigeria:

    Mediation: 

    In Nigeria, it’s expected that before filing a lawsuit for debt recovery, both parties have tried to settle amicably or through arbitration. 

    Consultation:

    If the process of mediation fails, then a lawyer should be consulted. During the consultation process, necessary documents such as invoices, emails, written notes, memos, letters, or written agreements should be presented for evaluation.

    A Letter of Demand:

    If there’s no written agreement between you and the debtor, then a Letter of Demand must be presented that clearly states:

    • The name and address of the debtor
    • The amount owed and the interest accumulated (if any)
    • A timeline for expected payment (which should be at least seven days)
    • The steps that will be taken if payment isn’t received

     This letter generally shows your commitment to getting your money back and hints at the possibility of a court case. 

    Lawsuit: 

    If the debt still isn’t paid by the end of the timeline indicated in the Letter of Demand, then a suit can be filed through your lawyer. Courts in Abuja, Lagos, and some other states allow for fast-tracking debt recovery cases. Also, under the new Lagos rule, as seen in Order 56 High Court of Lagos State Civil Procedure Rules 2012, debt recovery cases must be concluded in a short time, i.e., nine months. 

    Surprisingly, debt collection under Nigerian Law seems relatively straightforward, but if you’re open to using more unconventional methods, you can try these out:

    Publish your debtor’s name in newspapers

    One lesson we’ve learned from the Bird app is that public shaming works.

    And not surprisingly, this method is quite popular and effective, as people, by default, tend to protect their social image. So, going this route may actually get you your money as soon as possible.

    Involve area boys

    Sometimes debtors need a little encouragement, and the best way to achieve this might be with your local thugs. Don’t let area boys harm the debtor o; just lirru threat here and there. Fear might help them vomit the money. 

    Take the matter to your village people

    If all methods fail, maybe it’s time to use spiritual means, and who better to help than them? 

    The point is that you should go above and beyond in holding them accountable; don’t be shy or feel embarrassed about being cheated. Speak up and ask for help.

  • Sapa Is Real and These Are the 7 Signs You’re About to Be in Debt

    Sapa Is Real and These Are the 7 Signs You’re About to Be in Debt

    If you find yourself in any of these seven categories, just know that you’re one step away from doing bambiala on the streets with a bucket.

    1. You’re always outside

    This is a safe space, so be honest. Are you really outside for premium enjoyment or did your landlord send you packing?

    2. You’re not paying tithe

    Don’t allow Mummy G.O catch you. Better pack the money to her church on Sunday so it can increase. By now, if you check the list of people already going to hell, you’re already there. But at least try and make sure you’re not going to suffer here too before you enter  hell fire.

    3. You’ve not done your 2021 appraisals yet

    If you’re a slave to capitalism, are you sure you’re safe this year? If things go south, do you have any savings or will you be spending 2022 under a bridge?

    4. You’re dating an Abuja big boy/girl

    You’re just one phone call away from lending them the money to lock down a hooge deal. Just make sure they’re not living in a borrowed car first because nobody will put money in your Gofundme.  

    5. Your read receipts are off

    If you can’t use your full chest to turn on your blue ticks, then you’re probably owing money you can’t return without suffering.

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    6. You dine in Lagos restaurants

    If you’re out on the streets of Lagos enjoying spaghetti bolognese and creamy pasta every week, you’re only one step away from packing your bags to the village.

    7. You can only imagine enjoyment

    In December you were shouting, ”Don’t worry about my destiny,” now, you can only afford memories of enjoyment. It is well.

  • QUIZ: Are You An Onigbese?

    QUIZ: Are You An Onigbese?

    There are humans who see a loan as their birthright and do not feel the need to ever pay back. They will beg and cry for a loan but will pull a “Is that why you’re calling me?” when you want your money back. They are popularly known as Onigbese and are the absolute worst. Take this quiz to find out if you are an Onigbese.

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  • 7 Very Nigerian Excuses People Use To Not Pay Back Money

    7 Very Nigerian Excuses People Use To Not Pay Back Money

    Nigerians are pros when it comes to dodging paying people back their money. They’ll give you any excuse on God’s green earth to avoid repaying you your money.

    Remember when we talked about catching the people owing you money?

    Here are some of the most ridicuously Nigerian excuses you’ll hear from Nigerians when its time to pay back your mone

    1. Their grandmother’s uncle’s teacher’s dog died

    And dog funerals are very expensive in their village

    2. They’re under spiritual attack

    You will soon be under financial attack.

    3. Their pastor said they should not touch money this period

    I will beat you and your pastor together.

    4. They deny remembering you borrowing them money

    “Me, borrow money? Are you sure it was me?”

    5. It is forbidden in their village to repay debt

    “If I try it, Amadioha will strike me.”

    If Amadioha doesn’t strike you, I will. Better pay up my money.

    “6. So you cannot even dash me?”

    This one is the most popular one. Dashboard ni.

    7. Is it because of this small money you’re disturbing me?

    You didn’t know it was small when you were begging for it?

    Now, it’s time to catch these dodgy debtors. Find out 6 Ways To Catch The People Owing You Money.