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  • 7 Struggles Only Nigerians Who Pay For Subscription Services Will Understand

    There are just so many services out there now and quite a number of them are subscription-based. This means if you’re not ready to pay for them, you can’t have access. Fair enough, yeah?

    But for the average young Nigerian adult, this also comes with a set of struggles.

    1. You, looking at a new service you think you will enjoy

    I have Netflix already, but Showmax and Disney Plus look interesting too.

    2. You, when you realise you can afford it every month

    Just ₦3k? Let’s do this.

    3. Also you when a service requires you to pay for a full-year at once

    You people should better take up arms.

    3. When you eventually find out that you’re subscribed to more services than you actually need

    Make it make sense why I’m giving all of these people my money.

    4. When the people you share your accounts with for free use the service more than you do

    And I’m the only one paying?

    5. When it’s the end of the month and the debits start coming in

    It’s the end of the world. No one can tell me anything.

    6. When you share subscription costs with someone and they stop paying after the first month

    You think you’re smart abi?

    7. And the most painful part, when you forget to cancel a free trial before the next charge

  • 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria

    1. When the ATM in front of a bank doesn’t have money in it.

    Are you people serious at all?

    2. When the ATM swallows your card on a weekend.

    I’m dead.

    3. Nigerians and “Are you the last pulzon on the queue? Amatyourback.”

    Leave me, biko.

    4. When someone tries to jump the queue.

    Better respect yourself.

    5. You, when you want to check your account balance.

    Mind your business, please.

    6. When you don’t withdraw because you’re broke and someone asks “is it dispensing?”

    Uhm! Actually…The thing is…

    7. When it doesn’t bring out your money but you get a debit alert.

    Jehovah!

    8. When someone asks you to help them use the ATM.

    See this one.

    9. When the person using the ATM is reading it as if it’s a novel.

    Do and get out, abeg.

    10. Whenever you see “Issuer or Switch Inoperative”

    What does this even mean?

    11. When someone goes to the ATM that doesn’t have a line in front of it instead of going to the one with a queue.

    All of us that are not using it are mad, abi?

    12. When the ATM asks if you want a receipt then says it doesn’t have paper.

    Nonsense.

    13. When the ATM just swallowed someone’s card and they tell you to try your own.

    No, thanks.

    14. You, when the ATM makes that ‘Krrrrrrrr’ sound.

    YES LORD!

    15. How you feel every time your bank takes that N65:

    It’s God that will judge you.