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10 Gender Neutral Pet Names For Your Partner

Contrary to popular belief, you don’t have to be in a queer relationship to have gender-neutral pet names for your partner, If anything, it helps normalise this for queer people. You also score big with your partner for trying to validate them by coming up with a cute pet name. Typically, the best way to go is to ask them what feels comfortable for them. However, if you keep coming up blank, this list will help.

Here are 10 gender neutral pet names other than “partner”.

1. Significant Other

This is a sweet but not-so-soft pet name that shows your partner that they are important to you. It’s endearing and is the perfect gender neutral pet name for people who want their partners to feel like very special coworkers.

2. Love Tyrant

Love has a tyrannical way of walking into your life and making a home there, so it’s fitting to call your partner this, plus it’ll make them laugh. If you want to get more specific, call them Love Hitler. Go crazy with it.

3. Cuddle Buddy

After serious research, we’ve come to the conclusion that 90% of being in a relationship is just cuddling, which is why this is the perfect gender-neutral name for your partner.

4. Hoodie Thief

Imagine being in a restaurant and saying “Hoddie thief, pass the bread.” It’s a funny pet name and also addresses a real problem. Maybe, just maybe they’ll stop stealing your hoodies. Either that or they don’t have shame, and this will just make them steal more.

5. Food thief

If you have that partner that never wants anything to eat when you’re buying food but their appetite returns from war when you’re eating, you can’t go wrong with this pet name. Call them this or exactly what they are; Long Throat.

6. Blood circulation restrictor

There should be an award for the people in relationships that give up their hands in the name of cuddling. If you are always the big spoon, here’s the perfect gender-neutral pet name for your partner. This also works if you two like to choke each other. Just don’t overdo it because then the surviving one would have to change their name to “murderer.”

7. Boss

What do you call the person at work that orders you around? Boss. It’s only right that you also reserve that name for the person who orders your heart around.

8. My inevitable social suicide

Some people get into relationships and never leave their houses again. They just chill with their partners inside until they break up. If this is you, you are welcome.

9. My side quest

If you are in a relationship where you guys enjoy each other but don’t expect anything more from each other, then this is the perfect pet name. These types of partners don’t influence your life positively or negatively. In the end, it’s all love. Or whatever you two want to call it.

10. Supreme meme overlord

This is the partner that sends you all the funny posts they come across online. The basis of your relationship is that they send you funny memes to make you happy… It’ll make you laugh every time they call and your phone reads out their name.

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Malakai Bassey

November 8, 2021

Ships

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15 Cute Names To Call Your Girlfriend

If you call your woman by her first name, she’s just going to assume you hate her. To avoid wrecking your happy home, we helped you gather these cute names you call your girlfriend instead of her government name.

1. Monkey

This is a cute name to call your girlfriend but make sure she’s not sensitive to this, else you will sleep outside. Make sure you say it in a sweet way before she bites you for real.

2. Sweet Pea

Think of a pea and how cute and tiny it is. Doesn’t that remind you of your girlfriend?

3. Beautiful

This is a bit of a low-hanging fruit but you can go for it if this is your first time with cute names.

4. Baby

Another low-hanging fruit but it’s sure to leave your babe feeling precious and cute.

5. Noodles

This is perfect, especially if she likes noodles. Change it to Semo if that’s her favourite food.

6. Gorgeous

Just like with Beautiful, you can be doing better but if this is your first time flexing your romantic muscle, this is a good place to start.

7. Snowflake

You know how no two snowflakes are the same? This is a great way to leave your girlfriend feeling fuzzy on the inside.

8. Love

Whether you’re an 18th century English nobleman or a Nigerian man trying his best to pick up a babe at a crowded club, calling someone “love” will never fall out of fashion.

9. My better half

This one is a bit heavy so be sure that you’re on the same page before you let this loose before it results in “had I known.”

10. Paws

This is perfect if she’s an animal lover because what is actually cuter than paws?

11. Light of my life

Like “my better half” be sure you people are on the same wavelength before you unleash this lesser-known but equally terrifying L word.

12. Sweet face

Does she look like a chipmunk? This is the name for her.

13. Cutie Pie

This is great if you’re not trying to get too committed but want some cute names to call your girlfriend anyway.

14. Soulmate

Be sure to clarify that it’s not the relaxer — it’s how you feel about her.

15. Snuggles

What’s a better way to let her know how you really feel about her inside?

Olufemi Fadahunsi

October 5, 2021

Man Dem

Couple, cute pet names, love
8 Disgustingly Cute Pet Names For Your Lover

Hey, you. Are you tired of calling your significant other by their name, or worse, by their sex (like a 72-year-old married man)? Regardless of what your answer was, you’re in luck. Here’s a list of disgustingly cute pet names for your lover.

Don’t you dare thank me.

Throw some Français in there.

What’s better than a delicious vital organ?

Serving “Bonnie & Clyde” realness.

Again I ask, what is better than a delicious vital organ?

Let’s face it, it is the best-tasting thing in a small chops pack. All the Samosans, let me hear you say “AYYYYE!”

Don’t think too much about it.

Yes, agbalumo, with its sweet-sour taste. Just like your toxic-ass relationship.

What? What’s cuter than a cre –?

That’s it. I’m done. Go use these cute pet names for your lover(s).

While I have your attention, go read these 15 love puns you can use to butter up your significant other before steamy sex.

Astor George

February 25, 2020

Inside Life

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