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  • Is Nigeria the Cocaine Capital of Africa?

    The UN Office on Drugs and Crime (UNODC) has released its Global Cocaine Report for 2023, which, without mincing words, is immensely worrying for Nigerians. 

    The 184-page report disclosed the trends in cocaine trafficking worldwide and noted that Nigeria played a “significant role in smuggling activities across West and North Africa.” 

    We went through the report and highlighted the big talking points from it. Here’s what you should know.

    [Nigeria as a coke hub / SBM Intelligence]

    Nigerians trafficked cocaine to 20 countries between 2018 and 2021

    Based on the UNODC’s aggregated report, between 2018 and 2021, Nigeria was a primary origin of cocaine trafficking to 20 territories. The countries within West Africa were Burkina Faso, Senegal, Mali, Ghana, Niger and Liberia. 

    Transit countries in Africa were Morocco, Ethiopia and Algeria. In the Asian-Pacific region, destination territories were Australia, China, Sri Lanka, Hong Kong, India and Malaysia. The Middle East and South-West Asian destinations were Pakistan, Saudi Arabia and the UAE. The UK and Turkiye were the European destinations for cocaine from Nigeria.

    The most common means of cocaine trafficking is through mules via a widespread trafficking network

    Data on 52 specific cocaine seizures from 2019 showed that Nigeria also trafficked cocaine to neighbouring countries besides the primary destination. These include Benin, Cameroon, Equatorial Guinea, Libya, Cyprus, Italy and Spain. In April 2020, Saudi Arabia authorities disclosed that cocaine trafficked by air from Nigeria was “on the rise.”

    Out of the 52 seizures, those outside Nigeria were trafficked by air using drug mules. Nigeria’s seizures were trafficked by mail, express parcel or commercial flights—a small number of these used vehicles.

    In Brazil, in each year between 2018-2020 and the first four months of 2021, Nigerians were the most frequently occurring foreign nationals arrested at Brazilian airports for being drug mules. 

    The report notes, “The most prominent departure country for cocaine reaching Nigeria is Brazil. Thus, despite the established and well-connected presence of Nigerian traffickers within an international network of actors and counterparts trafficking cocaine (and other drugs), notably concerning trafficking by air, given the available seizure data, it is plausible that the volume of cocaine transiting Nigerian territory is a relatively modest share of the quantities reaching West and Central Africa.”

    Cocaine comes into Nigeria via popular routes

    According to the report, cocaine comes in virtually through all major airports, land borders, and seaports.

    Cocaine arrives in Nigeria via various channels, including bulk carrier vessels arriving at seaports such as Apapa, Tincan Island, and Onne. 

    They also come in via passenger flights into airports such as Lagos, Abuja, Enugu, and Kano. They travel across land borders at various locations. These include Seme (border with Benin) and llela (border with Niger). Courier companies and postal services also delivered drug parcels.

    Nigeria dominates the cocaine trafficking trade in Africa especially at dealer and mid-level

    Nigeria leads in drug trafficking in Africa, followed by Morocco in North Africa, with a sizable presence of Nigerians involved in cocaine trafficking. However, the analysis by the UNODC suggests that the role of Nigerians is relatively vital at mid-level and dealer levels rather than large-scale trafficking.

    [Source: UNODC]

    Nigerian trafficking gangs have an established presence outside the country

    Cabo Verde is a Lusophone country in Africa. It’s a stopover point for maritime vessels moving across the Atlantic Ocean towards North Africa or Europe. A 2021 report by the Dublin Group assessing the scale of the drug problem in West Africa said, “Nigerian criminal gangs are well established in Praia (the capital), Mindelo, and the island of Sal.” 

    Take Côte d’Ivoire as another example. Lebanese, Brazilian, Italian and Nigerian criminal groups control cocaine trafficking. The report warned about the spread of Nigerian cult groups involved in the trafficking trade in Europe and South America. 

    Addressing the trafficking problem

    Ghada Waly, the UNODC executive director, warned that the potential for the cocaine market to expand in Africa is a “dangerous reality”. She asked governments to look into the report’s findings and provide solutions to these threats.

    According to The Cable, in September 2022, the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) seized 1.8 tonnes of cocaine said to be worth ₦194 billion in Lagos state. The confiscated drugs were suspected of belonging to members of an international crime syndicate. 

    While this is laudable, there’s still a long way to go. The UNODC report highlights a few challenges that still need to be addressed by the government. They include the porous borders through which drugs still pass. There’s also the problem of cultism which has not only exported itself but has now become entwined with the drug problem. 

    The connivance with security agencies, as has been alleged, needs to be addressed. Shipping lines that abet drug trafficking, as the NDLEA alleges, need to be identified and dealt with. High unemployment is a pressing concern as this drives young Nigerians to a life of crime.

    Ultimately, the war against drugs is a long and arduous one. There are no quick fixes. To reverse this trend of Nigeria’s worrying dominance in drug trafficking, the government must proactively tackle the listed challenges head-on.

  • Coming to America or A Trip to Kuje Prison: What’s Abba Kyari’s Future?

    We already know the life of DCP Abba Kyari is a movie. What we don’t know for certain is just how many parts of it we’re going to have to watch. Is it even just a movie at this point? Because it’s running for long enough to qualify as a mini-series with the potential for an unplanned second season.

    The Abba Kyari Show has been...interesting

    The last time we talked about Kyari, he was a fresh boy in the custody of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA). But before we talk about what’s new, it’s useful to do a quick recap of his life over the past eight months.

    From grace to grass

    Abba Kyari was a celebrated “supercop” until the nosy Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) from faraway United States of America stumbled across a huge skeleton in his closet.

    The Abba Kyari Show has been...interesting

    It wasn’t any one of his many awards of excellence.

    What the FBI found was that Kyari’s team had arrested one Kelly Chibuzo Vincent on January 20th, 2020 and detained him till February 25th, 2020. What’s controversial about Nigerian policemen arresting anyone and keeping them for longer than the law allows without charging them to court? Well, Vincent’s one-month imprisonment was arranged from Dubai by Ramon Abbas, aka Ray Hushpuppi. You may remember him as the now-convicted international fraudster with the glossy Instagram page.

    The FBI discovered that Kyari’s arrest of Vincent helped Hushpuppi to succeed in scamming a Qatari businessperson of $1.1 million. 

    He was immediately suspended and investigated by Police authorities to determine if to send him to America to answer for his crimes. But the investigation was taking too long, and we assume Kyari was bored of being idle, which is (probably) why he went and got new skeletons to stuff in his closet.

    On January 21st, 2022, Kyari called an NDLEA officer in Abuja to tell him his team had arrested suspects who were smuggling 25 kg of cocaine. We’ve told this story before and you can read all about it here, but the short version of the gist is he resold a large portion of the seized drugs and offered NDLEA a cut. It’s the kind of deal that would make Pablo Escobar proud.

    But some haters at the NDLEA didn’t like his audacity, so they declared him wanted on February 14th, 2022. It was the day of love but the NDLEA said:

    So, what’s new with Abba Kyari?

    Many Nigerians have been debating the Federal Government’s willingness to extradite a high-ranking police officer to answer for crimes in America. The longer the investigation took, the more conspiracy theories were created.

    But on March 3rd 2022, the Minister of Justice, Abubakar Malami, gave the green light for Kyari to relocate to the land of the free and home of the brave. Very likely in chains.

    There was just one problem — Abba Kyari was already sitting in a cell courtesy of the NDLEA. And when the agency heard about the extradition case going green, it quickly announced that it had already filed charges against him in court. The agency then quickly clarified that the charges had been filed a week before the announcement.

    The clarification was in reaction to Twitter detectives that were speculating that Kyari’s drug case is an elaborate scam to keep him in Nigeria. Dealing with a local case, which is already in court, is sure to complicate extradition. Charity begins at home, after all. Section 3 of Nigeria’s Extradition Act provides for an extradition to be rejected if the suspect has a pending criminal case in Nigeria. It makes you wonder if Kyari got himself entangled in another criminal case just to delay or abort that trip to America. Because doing drug deals while suspended from police work sounds like a crazy thing to do. But it appears like another Friday in the life of Supercop Kyari.

    The Abba Kyari Show has been...interesting

    During his first court appearance on March 7th, 2022, Abba Kyari pleaded not guilty to the charges against him. His lawyers then begged the judge to allow him to remain in NDLEA custody pending his bail application hearing on March 14th, 2022.

    So it’s clear that he doesn’t want to go to Kuje Prison, where we imagine he’d get an uncomfortable reunion party with people he put there in his past life as a supercop. But we bet he doesn’t want to go to America either because of what looks like a clear case against him there.

    It’s uncertain to say where the supercop’s case ends, and the suspense of it all is why everyone keeps watching The Abba Kyari Show.

  • Narcos Nigeria: The Curious Case of Abba Kyari

    Imagine that life is a movie and your name is Abba Kyari, a deputy commissioner of police.

    The day is June 11, 2020, and you are in the green chamber of the House of Representatives, the centre of all attention.

    I wonder if they know I have skeletons in my closet.”

    Elected lawmakers are calling you the toast of the Police Force and the best thing since soft agege bread.

    This scene would likely happen at the end of a celebrated career that has put many bad guys behind bars.

    The credits would roll and our supercop would live happily ever after.

    Abba Kyari's life has taken a dramatic turn

    But things are falling apart for DCP Abba Kyari since he made that appearance at the National Assembly.

    One year after his red carpet ceremony, he was exposed as a collaborator in an internet fraud case involving convicted international fraudster, Hushpuppi.

    To clear his name, he first claimed he was a middleman tailor for Hushpuppi, and then claimed he was conned by him to make an illegal arrest.

    Unfortunately for him, it was the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) from across seven seas that had all the dirt so the allegation was hard to shake.

    Since this is Nigeria, it has been seven months and authorities have failed to make any meaningful progress in investigating and confirming the case against him.

    “When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging” is usually a commonsense approach for most people, but Abba Kyari is not most people.

    What is a suspension?

    Abba Kyari does not know what suspension means

    When you are on suspension from work, it would usually mean that you are, well, suspended, but we now know that Abba Kyari does not like to be idle.

    Nigeria’s most infamous supercop turned a moment of forced rest into an opportunity to try his hand at other things. Who doesn’t like multiple streams of income?

    Abba Kyari is out to get all the bags

    The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) namedropped Kyari at a media briefing on Monday, February 14, 2022, as a principal suspect in a major drug trafficking case.

    He was already replaced as the head of the elite Intelligence Response Unit (IRT) last year, but our supercop is not a man to be stopped by protocols.

    From what we have now been told by the NDLEA and the Police, Kyari was instrumental in a drug bust in Enugu state.

    While that would be commended under different circumstances, it is the point where Abba Kyari’s story takes another wild twist.

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    This is the NDLEA’s retelling of what Kyari has been up to:

    Allow us to break it down for you:

    On January 21, 2022, Kyari called an NDLEA officer in Abuja to tell him his IRT team had arrested suspects who were smuggling 25 kg of cocaine into Enugu from Ethiopia.

    Our anti-hero proposed that his team and his informants be allowed to take 15 kg to resell and replace with dummy powder.

    To sweeten the deal, he offered to help his NDLEA contact sell 5 kg of the remaining 10 kg, leaving only 5 kg to be tested and used to prosecute the suspects.

    At this point, we just have to assume this guy was out of fucks to give about getting caught, or it was just another regular deal to him.

    Four days after initial contact, he was caught on camera passing $61,400 to the NDLEA officer for his cooperation.

    Kyari had since then been airing the NDLEA’s messages after they told him to come and face the consequences of his bad decisions.

    We have questions

    The very obvious red flag in this whole story, of course, is how Kyari still held such a commanding position that he was able to call the shots on a drug bust.

    He wasn’t only suspended from the Force, he had already been immediately replaced as the head of the IRT.

    This incident speaks to the institutional rot that fueled 2020’s historic EndSARS protests against police brutality and impunity.

    Even worse is that Kyari’s IRT had been accused of many extra-judicial actions before his internet fraud case finally drowned him last year.

    The failure of authorities to reach any serious conclusions on his pending case reflects poorly on the government’s claims of reforming the Police.

    Police vs NDLEA

    Clearly unsettled about being exposed as having rogue agents, the Police Force has also released its own version of events.

    The short version is this:

    The long version is the two drug traffickers arrested in Enugu have apparently confessed they were being helped by NDLEA agents. 

    Their contacts had been helping them operate unhindered at the Akanu Ibiam International Airport since 2021.

    This explains how they were able to successfully clear the drugs before Kyari’s team picked them up outside.

    The one good thing that has come out of this whole episode is that Abba Kyari is now in custody, arrested by the police and handed over to the NDLEA alongside four other officers.

    If this was a movie, we know for certain this is not the end.

    We should be expecting a sequel of our supercop’s adventures in detention and maybe beyond.

  • Interview With Cocaine: “Why Are Abuja People Ashamed Of Me?”

    Interview With… is a Zikoko weekly series that explores the weird and interesting lives of inanimate objects and non-human entities.


    A lot of people accuse Zikoko writers of taking cocaine and crack, so I decided to reach out to Cocaine, to see if it would be interested in giving a statement that would clear us of such accusations.

    But during the course of our interview, Cocaine dropped a major bombshell about its relationship with Abuja people, and I knew I had to sit up and pay attention.

    Zikoko: Hello, Cocaine.

    Cocaine: Hi.

    Please, don’t be shy.

    Shy? Me I’m not shy oh. I just said let me survey my environment first.

    Don’t worry, NDLEA cannot find us here.

    Alright. So why did you ask me to come?

    First of all, a lot of people are under the impression that we use you in this office…

    Use me, cocaine?

    Yes.

    At first, we took it as a joke.

    As you should. Everybody keeps denying me.

    But then people started to see us as cocaine addicts, so we had to show them what really happens in the Zikoko office.

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    Cool. Did the accusations stop?

    See ehn, people took it to the next level.

    My goodness. Why are Nigerians like this?

    They started accusing us of taking something more serious than you.

    And what would that be?

    Crack.

    https://twitter.com/EjuraSalihu/status/1335796091565039616

    Um, sorry, did you just refer to Crack as my senior?

    Yes…

    You are a novice. Crack is my younger sister. We might look alike, but we are not mates — not in value or influence. Please, don’t ask me to tell you more.

    Wow.

    Why are you acting shocked? Don’t you have Abuja people working in your office?

    I don’t get. What is that supposed to mean?

    Abuja people are my regular customers nau. In fact, Abuja is where I’m based. You didn’t know?

    No oh.

    Look at you. Anyway, I don’t blame you. Abuja people are trying to hide my existence. They are trying to pretend that we are not in a relationship with each other.

    Does this mean it is a one-sided relationship?

    What do you mean ‘one-sided’?

    I mean, are Abuja people actually in a relationship with you, or is this just in your head?

    Are you interviewing me or is it just in your head?

    I am interviewing you.

    Good, that’s how certain I am of my relationship with Abuja people. It’s not in my head. It is real. I know true love when I see it. They spend their happy moments with me. Their sad ones too.

    Look, Abuja people do not casually organise house parties because they want to see their friends’ faces. They do it as an opportunity to celebrate me, their one true love.

    I—

    You don’t believe me? Smuggle your way into an Abuja house party today and see if they will not include cocaine in your small chops package.

    Let me tell you, I have experienced love in the hands of white people, but the love from Abuja people hits different. These people incorporate me into their daily lives.

    If they had their way, they would even sprinkle me on food.

    So why are you complaining that they are trying to pretend you don’t exist?

    They are. Our relationship is a secret one, but you Internet people won’t shut up about it. Every day, Abuja people and Cocaine, Abuja people and Cocaine. Are they the first to use me?

    The problem with these posts is that people in other states are inclined to believe that when you enter Abuja, the breeze that hits you is laced with a whiff of cocaine. I mean, we love each other, but it’s not that deep.

    https://twitter.com/nty_o/status/1377585633120649220

    If you ask anybody what Abuja is known for; if they mention three things, best believe that cocaine is one of them. And really, this is bad PR for—

    Hold on, let me text somebody to confirm.

    You see what I’m saying?

    Omo.

    Nowadays, if someone posts something about Abuja people using me, you will see Abuja people actively denying me under that post.

    https://twitter.com/EhiMekwuye/status/1228732453663186946

    Y’all have successfully bullied Abuja people into becoming ashamed of me. We have a beautiful thing. I wish they would just give a middle-finger to the naysayers and tell the world that they are in love with me.

    Stigmatisation? Arrest? I mean, you are illegal in this country, after all.

    Do your politicians know that?

    Wait a minute. Do you mean—

    Yes, I mean it.

    But why didn’t you speak up? Were you silent or were you silenced?

    Both. I was silent because of my nature. I know how dangerous I am, all the things I am capable of. Because of this nature, I was silenced by the law too. All my life, I have been loved in secret, shamefully. And so when I found comfort in the nostrils of Abuja people, I thought I had found my home.

    But look at me today, about to lose my lovers. [Cocaine breaks down in tears].

    I’m so sorry. That must hurt.

    [Cocaine stops crying]. Thanks for your kindness. Should I enter your nose small?

    Ah. Abeg oh.We just met now.

    You see? [Cocaine starts crying again].

    Check back every Friday by 9AM for new Interview With episodes. To read previous stories, click here.


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