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  • 20 Funny Jokes From The #GhanaVsNigeria And #UgandaVsNigeria Twitter Battles

    20 Funny Jokes From The #GhanaVsNigeria And #UgandaVsNigeria Twitter Battles

    It’s been said that the only time Nigerians successfully unite is when it’s time to defend the country from others who try to make fun of it. That was what happened on the 3rd of May 2020 when Uganda and Ghana attacked in what will forever be known as…I’ll think of a name later.

    Let’s just get into the funniest clapbacks!

    Nigeria Vs Ghana

    When this Nigerian struck a low blow by referencing the accent of Ghanaians.

    https://twitter.com/jibbyford_/status/1257043285585125376?s=20

    Ghanaians proved that they are also not above throwing low blows with this tweet.

    https://twitter.com/legon_prince/status/1257006550255898625?s=20

    It’s truly amazing how these guys suddenly became a big part of African pop culture. Also, this tweet isn’t wrong.

    See, the folks at Kellogg’s are somewhere screaming about this one.

    Well, our roads are shitty so we couldn’t exactly fight this “L”.

    OH MY GOD!

    Even flags were not safe.

    We all remember what Ghanaian food did to Cardi’s digestive system.

    Nna ehn.

    https://twitter.com/Ankamagyimi/status/1256936882883174400?s=20

    How did this happen??

    https://twitter.com/sunny_BOSSS/status/1257042771447353344?s=20

    Nigeria Vs Uganda

    More flag slander.

    Is nothing sacred?

    It kinda looks like the DJ in that second photo is running a click farm.

    This is like that meme of the guy who’s pouring water from a bottle on his head even though he’s in a pool.

    https://twitter.com/signor_bobby/status/1256954887058972673?s=20

    Girl, what is this suit?

    LMAO!

    AH! FEET!!!

    Zombies have rights?

    https://twitter.com/Ugandan15553051/status/1257252326110302214?s=20

    All footballers want to do is kick balls around and be left alone sha. They don’t deserve this.

    Uganda’s coat of arm is…interesting.

    https://twitter.com/slimmz1/status/1257250887678013442?s=20

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  • Runtown Attempted a Clapback But Nigerians Are Not Interested

    Runtown Attempted a Clapback But Nigerians Are Not Interested

    A few times in the past, Nigerian celebrities have handed out some really juicy clapbacks.

    And most of those times, they absolutely killed it!

    Ah mean, just look at how Adekunle Gold jam this guy anyhow:

    So that was how Runtown too tried to do his own:

    https://twitter.com/Rouvafe/status/871849976946712576
    But Nigerians are not even in support at all.

    This guy thinks Runtown needs to go and be sleeping inside studio instead of wasting his time on Twitter:

    This one thinks the clapback was just weak:

    This one thinks Runtown needs to go and get sense so he won’t “run made over himself”:

    https://twitter.com/Vicky__U/status/871991926500864001

    This guy is just really tired of hearing that Mad Over You song:

    This one thinks Runtown’s tweet just wasn’t savage enough:

    This one thinks Runtown is the big loser and recycler:

    https://twitter.com/OlaamideA/status/871978507559153664

    Oshey! Runtown the recycling agent!

    And so, the verdict is out…

    Runtown has been found guilty of the lamest clapback in history…

    …and is sentenced to 365 days in the studio to produce another beat.

    More Zikoko!

    https://zikoko.com/list/16-times-aki-and-pawpaw-killed-it-on-your-tv-screen/
  • Nigerians Were Almost Winning Against Ghana Until This Guy Mentioned Our President

    Nigerians Were Almost Winning Against Ghana Until This Guy Mentioned Our President

    It is no news that there is, has been and most likely will continue to be, a kind of sort of ongoing beef like this between Nigeria and Ghana.

    But is it really any wonder? To Nigerians, Ghana is like that younger brother that is tired of staying under his big bro’s glory and wants to shine too.

    So it is common to find Nigerians throw shade at Ghanaians regarding everything from their complexion to whose jollof rice is really better.

    And it appeared like we were winning, for a while at least, until this happened…

    While this one was trying to claim Nigerian born but British trained current world heavyweight champion, Anthony Joshua, he forgot that it is not good to play with stones if you’re wearing glasses.

    https://twitter.com/IzuOdD/status/858454740312743936

    That’s how the thing backfired.

    Which really shouldn’t have pained Nigerians, if not that it was true.

    You see for the past few weeks Daddy Bubu has been using us to do hide and seek.

    And as this one has come to yab us now we cannot even report.

    Na to just siddon cry remain.

    Daddy Bubu, where are you na?!!

  • This Babe’s Response To A Judgy Couple Is The Best Clap back Of The Year So Far

    This Babe’s Response To A Judgy Couple Is The Best Clap back Of The Year So Far

    1. It is 2017 and some Nigerians still insist on minding other people’s business for them.

    2. Can you just imagine this rubbish?

    3. They didn’t know they jammed someone that has their time.

    4. No lies, fam! This is the gospel!

    5. Why can’t everybody just mind their business?

    6. This is our motto this year!

    7. A big round of applause for Natasha, please!

    8. The next time someone wants to put nose in your business, you know what to do.

  • Nothing Serious, Just Another Episode Of Ela Chronicles

    Nothing Serious, Just Another Episode Of Ela Chronicles

    1. Nigeria’s yama yama exchange rate is just the worst.

    2. Instead of this Uncle to just face the recession and economic wahala with his chest, he was having nonsense dreams.

    3. Just look at the response someone gave him:

    4. Ah! This person doesn’t have any chill o!

    5. Someone can’t play with people on the internet again sha.

    6. It’s because some of you are dreaming up and down instead of facing your work.

    Catch us next time on your award-winning Ela Chronicles.

  • This is Absolutely The Greatest Trailer Jam of 2016!

    This is Absolutely The Greatest Trailer Jam of 2016!

    What happens when someone jumps into your jejely resting mentions?

    A Twitter user expressed her concern for the #FreeEse movement

    On August 12th 2015, Ese was taken by a man from her mother’s shop in Opolo, Bayelsa.

    The Twitter user shared her sentiments in a conversation with some of her followers.

    And she shared her opinion on those defending the Emir.

    @sugabelly @idomagirl if you cannot condemn kidnapping and rape as separate and distinct from your religion then you are troubled. End of.

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 28, 2016

    Then this person tried to trailer jam her for her views.

    @larimah @sugabelly @idomagirl All you calling Emir of Kano out.. what has the Govt and Senators/Reps of her state done for her?

    — Lekan Olatunde (@olalekantunde) February 28, 2016

    She tried to make him understand her point.

    @olalekantunde @sugabelly @idomagirl did you read article at all? Parents are still seeking redress. Emir could have ended issue months ago

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 28, 2016

    But he insisted on his in-depth knowledge of the situation.

    @larimah @sugabelly @idomagirl Missy , i read this story over a week ago. I know what I’m tweeting. So don’t judge on what u just read.

    — Lekan Olatunde (@olalekantunde) February 29, 2016

    This then prompted her to ask what he was doing in her mentions.

    @olalekantunde @sugabelly @idomagirl Missy, if you read the article, why are you in my mentions asking dense questions?

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    And then he came for her with this tweet…

    @larimah Piece of Amphibian shit.

    — Lekan Olatunde (@olalekantunde) February 29, 2016

    And she clapped back with this..

    @olalekantunde stop taking about yourself like that. You should really do something about this poor self esteem.

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    And instead of jejely taking a humble bow out of her mentions..

    @larimah lol. Take a look at your image. Lolololol.

    — Lekan Olatunde (@olalekantunde) February 29, 2016

    She clapped back hard with not just one tweet.. She told him the sad story of his life.

    Do you know the story of your birth, @olalekantunde? It’s a good one, let me tell it.

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    There was once proud old goat in the village, a strong muscular ram, so large it was worshiped @olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    Over the years age dwindled it to a shell of itself, but people respected the old goat. @olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    One day, the venerated ram was crossing the road and got hit by a car. As it lay dying a woman walked up to it. @olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    She found herself suddenly overcome w/ lust and lay down with it. W/ last breath, the dilapidated goat gave her his seed. @olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    The woman fell pregnant and every night she worried what horrible beast grew in her womb. @olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    Would it be a terrifying monster? A deformed creature no one would rest eyes on?@olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    Finally the child’s birth day arrived. The woman hid in the bush and pushed and pushed. @olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    When the baby slid out the woman hurried to examine it and was disappointed. @olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    No fearful monster, no thing to inspire terror. Just an ordinary stupid child that wld grow into an ordinary stupid man. You.@olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    So she abandoned you in the bush to be found by the people you think are your parents today. @olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    HAY GOD!

    When someone tells you the story of your life and ends with how you’re a useless son of a goat.

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  • Wale’s Response To An American Fan Who Dissed Olamide is Beyond Epic!

    Wale’s Response To An American Fan Who Dissed Olamide is Beyond Epic!

    Despite having African origins, some African Americans appear to lack basic knowledge of African culture and more specifically, Nigerian culture.

    The most elaborate wedding of January 2016 i.e #Tsquared2016 happened on the 30th of the month and the pomp and fair shook Lagos.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BBI3v0cJ_Si/?taken-by=nigerianwedding

    Coincidentally, Wale came into the country around the time of the wedding.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BBIqnwENO4J/
    Are you pondering what we’re pondering?

    But of course, he made an appearance at the wedding and even took pictures with his Nigerian musician friends, Olamide and Wizkid.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BBNII4sNO_A/?taken-by=wale
    We forgive him for doing Mogbo Moya sha.
    https://www.instagram.com/p/BBMTIIgNO2w/?taken-by=wale

    But because people don’t mind their business and like to criticise what doesn’t appear normal to them, an American follower dissed Olamide’s shoes on Wale’s Instagram page.

    Being the true Nigerian that he is, he didn’t mince words and dished it right back.

    We are so proud!

    People of different cultures have their various ways of dressing and that should be respected regardless of wherever they may be from.

    Let us know your opinion.

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  • This Little Girl’s Clapback To Being Told She’s Ugly Is Just Too Epic!

    This Little Girl’s Clapback To Being Told She’s Ugly Is Just Too Epic!
    A lady who knows her worth and won’t let anybody put her down is impressive. But when it’s a little girl and she already has her priorities in the right order, that’s just outstanding!

    Four year old Tatiana Chase was told by a little boy in her class that she looked ugly, her comeback was just perfect! She said:

    A little boy said I was ugly. I said “I didn’t came here to make a fashion statement. I came here to learn, not look pretty!”

    Epic! Epic!

    Watch the video below.

    https://twitter.com/BlackShiite/status/662847105099239424
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