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  • Yoruba Nollywood Has Held The Nigerian Film Industry by the Neck and Won’t Let Go

    Over the years, Nollywood has given us stellar movies like Lionheart, Blood Vessel, and King of Thieves, which have broken records and language barriers. The industry has given us different storylines on different platforms, with more movies debuting first in cinema before finding a home on one of the two streaming giants in Nigeria – Netflix and Amazon’s Prime Video.

    Calculate the amount of money made from ticket sales and whatever the streaming service will pay for streaming rights real quick.

    The Yoruba branch of Nollywood seems to have seen the performance of these “big production” movies that debut in cinema and have decided to pitch their tent there. 

    Mainstream Nollywood seems to have mastered the art of hiding behind these big productions and bigger names to deliver stories that leave you at a loss for words, wondering what you could’ve possibly done to deserve such treatment. 

    While Mainstream has been doing this for years, the Yoruba branch’s insistence on breaking in with the cinema crowd has only become obvious in the last year, with back-to-back cinema releases from industry OGs like Femi Adebayo (King of Thieves), Odunlade Adekola (Orisa), Jaiye Kuti (Alagbede), and Toyin Abraham (Ijakumo).

    READ: The Latest Yoruba Movies You Should See in 2024

    These movies get the audience’s attention with big premieres and interesting marketing strategies, causing people to flock to watch them on release only to return with mouths full of questions regarding the storyline, acting, and general quality.

    Naturally, this has us moaning and groaning every time a new movie is released, but maybe this issue affects the entire industry, not just this branch.

    Here’s why

    On multiple occasions, Nigerians have come out to complain about the lack of authentic stories about the reality of the average Nigerian, their experiences, and culture, as well as their tiredness at the continuous portrayal of flamboyant displays of wealth and the Lekki-Ikoyi link bridge – all of which are actually part of the Nigerian experience – on their screens.

    Nollywood has obviously taken this to heart and tried its hands at something new, but just because the action genre, language-speaking epics, and the theme of police brutality work for some doesn’t mean they’ll work for others. 

    The industry needs to realize that the audience has grown tired of seeing the same storylines with the same faces in the same settings. It’s time for the industry and all its branches to return to the drawing board and figure out how to tell stories in ways that don’t leave the audience questioning their sanity.

    Yoruba language films may currently be offering us poor-quality entertainment on multiple distribution platforms (cinema and streaming services) in exchange for our time and money, but this isn’t a problem peculiar to them. 

    The entire industry moves as though it could care less for its audience, almost like they’re poking, prodding, and daring us, trying to see how much they can get away with in plotlines, costume, location, makeup, and VFX. At this point, we might need to stop complaining, get down on our knees, and beg industry stakeholders of all the branches (Mainstream, Yoruba, Asaba, Kannywood, Abuja, etc) to have mercy on us and start caring about the art that comes within the business of filmmaking.

  • Top 8 Nollywood Wins of the Last Decade

    Nollywood has come a long way since travelling theatres in the 1940s and the VHS cassettes of the 1990s. From Nollywood’s Netflix debut to breaking into ₦1 billion naira in sales, here are all the times Nollywood shattered glass ceilings in the last few years.

    First Netflix original film and Oscar nomination

    After 28 years in front of the screen, Genevieve Nnaji made her directorial debut with Lionheart, a film about a first daughter looking to save her father’s company and prove her worth. Netflix acquired and released it in 2019. The same year, Lionheart became the first Nollywood movie to be nominated for an Academy Award in the Best International Film category, until it was dropped because only ten minutes of it featured a foreign language (Igbo).

    First Netflix original series

    A remake of the 2003 Nollywood classic, Blood Sister, the mini-series made its way to Netflix as the first Nigerian original series on the platform. It hit the top 10 list in 30 countries and garnered a viewing of 11,070,000 hours and counting.

    First Nigerian feature film to premiere at the Sundance Film Festival 

    In January 2023, Mami Wata began its journey at the world’s biggest indie film festival, Sundance Film Festival. The black and white fantasy thriller, directed by CJ Obasi and produced by Oge Obasi, has gone on to win the 2023 National Film and Video Censors Board (NFVB) Award for Best Nigerian Film at AMAA and 2023 Best Feature Film at the Mashariki African Film Festival. It’s also received an Oscar 2024 nomination for Best International Film.

    First Nigerian Prime Video original

    A storyline that mirrored the average Nigerian’s reality, love, and fight scenes that had us jumping in glee, you name it, Gangs of Lagos had it. Nollywood’s debut Prime Video original was written and directed by Jade Osiberu, starring Tobi Bakre, Adesua Etomi, Chike, Bimbo Ademoye and Tayo Faniran.

    Top five on global Netflix 

    Editi Effiong’s revenge thriller, The Black Book, was released in September 2023 and hit Number 3 on Netflix’s global charts before the end of the year, with more than 20 million views worldwide. The film, which follows a father seeking justice for his son, gained 5.6 million views just 48 hours after its release, breaking Netflix’s Top 10 list in more than 69 countries.

    Number 1 non-English film on Netflix 

    Directed by Moses Inwang, Blood Vessel follows six youths as they flee their towns as stowaways on a mysterious ship. The thriller is majorly in Ijaw and Niger-Delta pidgin, and it emerged number one on Netflix’s top 10 non-English titles chart, with over 8.8 million hours of viewing time and 4.4 million views.

    The most streamed African original in Nigeria 

    After a two-year break, Chidi Mokeme returned to our screens with Shanty Town in January 2023. The Netflix original series not only had us in a chokehold for months, but it also went on to become the most streamed African original in Nigeria and the second most streamed across Africa.

    The first film to gross ₦1 billion

    One thing Funke Akindele will do is make a box office blockbuster. With her films already gracing the top 3 spots at the Nigerian box office, her only competition is herself. 

    A Tribe Called Judah made its way to cinemas on December 15, and seven days later, it hit ₦400m at the box office. Three weeks after its premiere, the movie grossed ₦1 billion in sales, becoming the first Nollywood film to achieve such success.

  • 7 Brilliant Nollywood Short Films That Need to Be on Your 2023 Watchlist

    What if I said you didn’t have to go to the cinema or spend over an hour on a streaming service to get a good Nollywood experience? While most people have heard about short films, not many give this subsection of Nollywood the flowers it deserves for constantly raising the bar when it comes to storytelling. 

    A Japa Tale

    From anniversaries gone wrong to stage plays masqueraded as church services, these are some of the Nollywood shorts I rate. And since I have taste, there’s a high chance you’d love them too. 

    A Japa Tale— Dika Ofoma 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuxNfo6BFM

    What would you do if you discovered your partner has plans to japa without you? This head-scratching question is the main driver of Dika Ofoma’s A Japa Tale. Drowning out the noise of the outside world, this beautifully paced film focuses on a simple love story between two characters, and the massive wrench that could either make or break their relationship. 

    In a time when Nigerians are either dealing with the hurdles of trying to japa or managing the feeling of being left behind by their loved ones, A Japa Tale feels incredibly poignant and grounded in reality. 

    Ijo — Fatimah Binta Gimsay

    If you’re trying to get your partner to attend a dance class with you, then watching Ijo with them might do the trick. Led by Charles Etubiebi and Genoveva Umeh, Ijo delves into the complexities of marriage, compatibility and how love can slowly turn into resentment over time. The bulk of this film tracks a long back-and-forth between the two actors. But, still, Ijo nicely unwraps its characters and their motivations in 14 minutes. 

    I’ll suggest saving Ijo for Valentine’s Day, so you can test the strength of your relationship. 

    The Rehearsal  — Michael Omonua 

    Christian or not, it’s hard to deny the theatrical nature of churches these days. This thin line between performance and religion is what Michael Omonua plays with in The Rehearsal. The film follows a priest leading a group of people to practise how to faint and convulse in the name of getting delivered at the upcoming Sunday service. In this film, the church is turned into a stage, with everyone putting on their best Stella Damasus fainting shoes to deceive an unassuming audience. 

    The Rehearsal will have you laughing and questioning everything you know about deliverances by the time you’re done. 

    Samaria — Chiemeka Osuagwu

    In a little under 18 minutes, Chiemeka Osuagwu is able to weave a familiar yet shocking story with his debut short film, Samaria. The film explores the budding friendship between its lead character, Amarachi, and the good samaritan who motivates her to fight for her right to an education. 

    Just like in the relationship between these characters, Samaria slowly invites you to trust it, making you confident in the direction it’s taking before it takes an unexpected turn that’ll have you saying, “WTF?” repeatedly. 

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    The Way Things Happen — Ugochukwu Onuoha and Dika Ofoma

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn6xI2v_s94&t=134s

    If there’s one Nollywood film that hits the spot when conveying grief, without feeling over-the-top or too restrained, it’s The Way Things Happen by Ugochukwu Onuoha and Dika Ofoma. 

    The film opens with an introduction to Echelon Mbadiwe and Benjamin Maazi as a couple with such fantastic chemistry, you’ll be wishing you were a third. However, it isn’t long before the film snatches that “God, when?” feeling and replaces it with sadness following the death of Benjamin’s character. From then on, we’re made to observe, join in and work our way out of the grief, with Echelon Mbadiwe leading the way. 

    The Way Things Happen doesn’t try too hard to make you feel things. Instead, it tells a simple story with an intention and care that inadvertently tugs at your heartstrings. 

    The Verdict — Stanley Ohikhuare

    The Verdict is a hard film to watch. Based on a true story, it reenacts the last moments of 19-year-old Laveena Johnson, who passed away in 2005 after joining the American military. While evidence shows she was attacked, raped and killed, the military ruled her death a suicide. With Zainab Balogun taking on the role of Laveena, Stanley Ohikuare argues her case by showing how impossible it is for someone to do the things Laveena allegedly did to herself. 

    Lizard — Akinola Davies Jr. 

    Set in the 1990s, Akinola Davies Jr’s Lizard peels back different layers of organised religion and some of the “non-religious” ways of the people who subscribe to it. Exploring different scenarios through the eyes of its young lead character, Juwon, we see pastors bumping genitals with church members, church staff stealing money from the congregation and a thief who prays before going on his robbery spree. 

    There’s a lot to unpack here, and just like Juwon, there’s a high chance your perception of sin and religion might change after watching Lizard

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  • You’ve Met All These Annoying People at Nigerian Cinemas

    I went to see Black Panther: Wakanda Forever last week, and I can’t tell if I liked the movie or not because I was too busy hating everyone around me for being the absolute worst. Then I went on Twitter and saw that other people experienced the same thing. Because look at this tweet. 

    I met at least two of these kinds of people last week, but if you hang around a Nigerian cinema long enough, you’ll meet them all.  

    The blockbuster you’ve been anticipating is out

    Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!

    And you have some loose change

    Sapa is outside, but you find small ₦5k in the back pocket of the trousers you haven’t won since you were four 😉. 

    So you decide to go and see the movie on its premiere day

    Let them know you’re a real fan. 

    But once you see the crowd, you know you won’t have a great time

    Wahala. Wahala o. 

    If it’s a Nigerian cinema, these are the people you’ll meet

    Let me prepare your mind.

    People with children

    I once sat between two people with children in a cinema hall. I left before the movie finished. The child on the left wouldn’t stop crying and the one on the right wouldn’t stop asking the silliest questions. It wasn’t even a children’s movie. And this is a normal thing in Nigerian cinemas. Why? Leave your kids at home!

    People making out

    Just look out of the corner of your eye in a Nigerian cinema, and I promise you’ll see two teenagers kissing and touching each other. In a room full of people o. We should actually start flogging these people when we catch them. 

    Comedians 

    These are my personal least favourite people to share a cinema hall with. They’ll make one joke that makes three people chuckle and take it as a sign that their comedian career is off to a great start. They’ll then proceed to make terrible jokes throughout the movie even though nobody is laughing. 

    When I went to see Black Panther: Wakanda Forever last week, a group of about 15 boys were loudly making jokes every five minutes. Someone told them to keep quiet, and the entire group insulted them, which turned into loud fire-for-fire insults. The movie was still playing. 

    Torchlight flashers

    I know you’re trying to get to your seat, but does that mean you should blind me? Ehn?

    Call receivers

    Have you been in a cinema hall with a Yoruba uncle? His phone will ring loudly while he’s struggling to bring it out of his pocket, and when he eventually gets it out, he’ll pick and have the entire call at his loudest voice — “Can you hear me?!”

    People who keep standing up to go out

    People need to control their bladders better. I said what I said. 

    People who came to eat

    Let me not lie. Me, I want to be one of these people. I’m just jealous I didn’t have money to buy shawarma.  


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  • Six Types of People You’ll Meet in a Cinema

    Cinema going is a constantly rising culture in Nigeria and we are here for it. Oftentimes, a lot of us can’t wait to watch a newly premiered movie, so rather than wait a long time for the DVD’s we’d prefer to have the cinematic experience.

    But, you are bound to encounter one moviegoer that will annoy the heck outta of you, making you wish you’d stayed home instead. Here’s a list of 6 types of people you’d see in a cinema:

    1) The ones that just came to do PDA:

    Proceeding to make everyone uncomfortable because they couldn’t afford to get a room!

    2) The ones that will talk from the beginning of the film to the end:

    They will either speak loudly during a looooong phone conversation or their phone’s screen-light will never go off because of the nonstop texting.

    3) The narrators:

    Oh, their desire is to be a screenwriter, so they have a different scenario for each scene. Better still, they are the ones that have watched the movie before so they narrate EVERY SINGLE SCENE.

    4) The clappers:

    You’ve not been to a Nigerian cinema if you’ve not met them. They are the one’s who clap and hoot at every movie stunt. God help you if you are with them when Dwayne Johnson drags a helicopter with his bare hands.

    Pretty sure, movie producers and actors will love this enthusiasm though.

    5) The sleepers:

    Why did you bother to leave your house,” is the thought that comes to mind when see these people. The next thing is sleep, once they get settled in.

    6 ) The foodies:

    These ones will unload the trailer load of food they sneaked in, alongside the popcorn and drinks they brought. And proceed to chew loudly.

    Which one of these people have you encountered? Which annoyed you the most?

  • 8 Kinds of People You Meet At The Cinema

    1. The Foodies

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    For these ones, watching a movie at the cinema is never complete without some food to go with it. And this is not just the regular popcorn, shawarma/hotdog with soda kind of food. I’m talking Shoprite spaghetti/seafood paella with fried chicken. There are even those that will go traditional with a bowl of amala and gbegiri to enjoy their movie. Yes. You read that right. Amala and its trusted sidekick, gbegiri.

    2. The Inquisitioners

    These ones can ask so many questions during the course of the movie that you’ll start to wonder if you’re in the cinema or in the examination hall writing JAMB. From the beginning of the movie, they’ll want to know who Dreamworks is and why there is a boy sitting on the moon. “Aunty, watch and find out na”.

    3. The Ones Who Come With Spoilers

    Also known as the ITKs, these ones will be feeling like they joined to act the movie. They’re constantly dropping hints on various scenes in the movie and can very well ruin the surprise for you – especially if the surprise was all that you were looking forward to. They’ll be forming, “I know what happens”. Uncle, who asked you?

    4. The Scream Queens

    These ones just like to shout. Whether it’s a horror movie, action movie or romantic comedy, their mouths are perpetually open and screaming, “Ooh! Ahh! Aww! Eeww!” Any sound that can be made will be made by them. There is no such thing like a quiet cinema when they are around.

    5. The Commentators

    They are almost like the ones that give spoilers except they don’t know anything about the movie so they just comment on everything that is happening like the entire cinema can’t see it for themselves. They’ll be shouting, “You see, you see, he’ll kiss her now”. Err…oga, we know.

    6. The Ones Who Wait For Post Credit Scenes

    These are the ones that know whazzup. They did not come to the cinema to play. They are the real movie buffs that know to wait after the movie looks like it has finished because they know that the best part is always saved for last. As per, bottom pot na im sweet pass.

    7. The Ones Who Don’t Wait For The Post Credit Scenes

    These ones are just learners. If by 2017 you haven’t learned to wait for post credit scenes after a movie, you definitely know nothing. Or you don’t care. Either way, these ones who walk out immediately after the movie are either JJCs (Johnny Just Come) or IJDWF ( I Just Dey Watch Feem), and they’re all missing out on something special.

    8. The Ones Who Just Come To Canoodle

    For these set of cinema goers, it’s not about the movie or the post credit scene, they just came to find a place to conduct their funny business. Maybe it’s the dark ambiance of the cinema, the soft chairs or the fact that they feel nobody can hear or see them. Whatever the case, coming to the cinema for these ones is about more than screaming at the screen. They usually prefer sitting in the corners to avoid being spotted, but we all know what they’re doing in the dark.
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    Now here’s a complete list of all the stressful things that involve going to the cinema:

    https://zikoko.com/list/all-the-stress-that-comes-with-going-to-the-cinema-in-nigeria/
  • 1. When you are on a date and you bump into all your ex’s.

    Is this a reunion?

    2. When the ticket seller says she doesn’t have change.

    Are you people okay at all?

    3. When the security is harassing you about having food in your bag.

    When the food you people sell is not sweet what is someone meant to do?

    4. When there is a rat in the cinema.

    Is this how I die?

    5. When one girl and her boyfriend start arguing in vernacular.

    Can you imagine? Is that what we are here for?

    6. When NEPA takes light during the movie.

    This country is not serious sha!

    7. When the couple you’re seated next to decide to turn the cinema to their hotel room.

    Are these ones mad?

    8. When people start clapping at the end of the movie.

    Bush people!