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Christmas Holiday | Zikoko!
  • #MoneyByZikoko: “What’s the true cost of a long-distance relationship?”

    Vol 7 | 05-12-2022

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    Christmas is almost here.

    I know you’re wondering why I’m rushing you, but honestly, there’s no better time than now to get into the Christmas spirit of giving and, of course, receiving.

    Today’s Love Currency had me thinking about the true cost of a long-distance relationship. Apart from all the money that will be spent to make the distance not so long, there’s also the part where it’s emotionally draining.

    If you’ve ever been in one of these, I’d like to know what some hidden costs you didn’t expect were.

    Without any more ado. Let’s get into today’s edition.

    In this letter:

    • The #NairaLife of a Housekeeper Tired of Suffering
    • The Love Currency: Long Distance, $4k/m between London and Lagos
    • Money Meanings: “Capital”
    • Game: #HowMuchLast
    • Where The Money At?!

    The #NairaLife of a Housekeeper Tired of Suffering

    Today’s subject on #NairaLife finished secondary school in 1997 and couldn’t get into university. After that, she moved from Ibadan to Lagos to get a chance at a better life.

    From housekeeping to tailoring, she worked several jobs, and now at 45, she’s still hoping the good things of life locate her.

    Read her story

    The Love Currency: Long Distance between London & Lagos on $4k per month

    I love that our subjects for this story have a deep understanding of what they both want out of life and are making serious moves to get there.

    But you see that distance? That’s what I have an issue with because long distance is the actual ghetto.

    An excerpt: “Earlier in the year [2022], I told her I’d always prioritise helping her reach a point where she can afford to get herself whatever she wanted instead of buying it for her. For instance, I can’t buy a wig of ₦1m, but when she needed about ₦1.4m to go to culinary school in October 2021, I assisted with ₦800k — ₦500k first, then ₦300k.

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    Some other great money articles you should read:

    Money Meanings

    Game: #HowMuchLast

    #HowMuchLast is a game where we show you an item and you tell us (and the world) the highest amount you’d pay for it.

    Some weeks will be Okin biscuit, some others will be SUVs.

    This week, we’re kicking off the Christmas shenanigans. #HowMuchLast for a Christmas Tree?

    What’s the most you’d pay? Tweet at us here.

    Where The Money At?!

    We can’t say we’re about the money and not actually help you find the money.

    So we’ve compiled a list of job opportunities for you. Make sure you share this with anyone who might need it because in this community, we look out for each other.

    Again, don’t mention. We gatchu.

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    All good things must come to an end. But not this good thing. We’ll be back next week.

    In the
    meantime, keep reading Zikoko’s articles and be sure to share the love.

    Till next week…

    Yours cashly,

    Dwin

    The Other Mr Money

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  • 8 Ways to Beat the Traffic During the Holidays

    It’s the holiday season again. While we all love spending time with loved ones and not having to work or attend classes, there’s something we can all as a society agree we hate about the holidays. Traffic. Traffic is always horrible this season, and with traffic comes increased cab prices. Our tired is tired. That’s why we’re here with some concrete tips to help you beat the traffic this holiday season.

    1) Stay in your house

    There’s no traffic if you stay in your house. Why are you going out all the time anyways? Is Christmas your own birthday? Why not take time to sit and reflect on the reason for the season. Traffic can’t stress you in you stay in your house.

    2) Reindeer

    If someone can fly a reindeer and visit all the houses on Christmas night, don’t you think it’s worth investing in? Flying reindeer is a sure way for you to beat traffic this holiday season.

    3) Teleportation

    Look at your mirror, tap your chest three times, shout Zikoko and you’d find yourself at whatever location you desire. Please note that if the teleportation doesn’t work for you, then it’s not Zikoko’s fault. You’re just bad vibes.

    4) Flying broom

    If reindeer is too hard for you to find, why not try a flying broom? Just place a call to a witch near you and ask for them to share their secrets. Haven’t you noticed that witches never complain about traffic?

    5) Climb your Christmas chicken

    Have you seen the speed at which chickens run and dash? Well, a simple way to beat traffic this holidays is to mount your Christmas chicken and let it carry you to your destination. Since they’re small animals, they can pass tight corners.

    6) Take to the skies

    Traffic is limited to the roads, so why not try flying? It doesn’t matter if you have wings or not. Work with faith.

    7) Kidnap Santa Claus

    When you kidnap him, tell him that his condition for release is to grant you one wish, and that’s a Christmas free holidays.

    8) Nigerian coat of arms horse

    The Nigerian horses on the coat of arms once complained that they need a new job to do. Why not borrow them this Christmas season. At least when you go to the beach and they want to charge you for a horse ride, you’d say you came with your own.

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  • QUIZ: Who Will You Celebrate Christmas With?

    Are you going to be spending Christmas all by yourself or with your church people? Take this quiz to find out.



  • QUIZ: What Do You Deserve For Christmas?

    Everyone deserves a Christmas gift. What should yours be? Take this quiz to find out:

  • QUIZ: How Many Christmas Terms Can You Unscramble In 2 Minutes?

    If you can unscramble these Christmas terms, you deserve a Christmas gift. Take the quiz:

    Father Christmas

    Songs and hymns

    Cold and dust

    Jesus was born in a…

    Birthplace of Jesus

    A day after Christmas

    Christmas month

    Another name for gifts

    Another name for birth

    Christmas makes you spend time with…

    Jingle…

    Revamp

    No hint needed