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  • 8 Things Nigerian Holiday Hampers Desperately Need

    The best gifts are those that come straight from the heart. What better way to show a Nigerian you care about them than by gifting them these eight things. 

    Agbado, cassava, ewa and garri

    Everyone knows the economy is hard, and December is expensive. These foods will be especially useful in the 54 days before salaries are paid in January.

    Gallon of petrol

    Imagine spending your holidays in heat and darkness, or queueing long hours at the fuel station, because NEPA chose to be unfortunate. If you really love someone, you should save them that stress by adding 25 litres of petrol to their hamper. 

    Laxative

    A packet of Flagyl shows you’re thinking ahead. You don’t want your loved ones spending Christmas eating and New Year’s purging. 

    Broomstick 

    With the current hikes, who really wants to spend money they don’t have on transportation? Do someone a favour this season and gift them a magic broomstick. That way they won’t have to worry about traffic or “higher prices due to increased demand”.

    Anointing oil

    Because after flying around on broomsticks, you’d probably need cleansing. We also need to cover ourselves with anointing so sapa and shege will release us from their chokehold in 2023. 

    Visa 

    After the suffering we faced in 2022, the only worthy compensation would be a British or Canadian visa. If you can’t gift someone a visa, at least, give them dollars or pounds. Not every year cornflakes and corned beef, abeg.

    Significant other

    If there’s one thing we should achieve as a nation, it should be reducing the number of people on the streets.  

    PVC

    A reminder that after all the holiday enjoyment, they should come out and vote in February 2023. 

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  • The Best Under-₦10k Christmas Gift Ideas for Your Coworkers

    They lied; it’s not the thought that count. Because the only thing you can think about giving your coworkers is a knock on the head or amnesia so they can stop giving you work. 

    But in the spirit of spreading love (and because you were forced to participate in secret Santa), here are some gifts you can get without breaking the bank: 

    Wine

    When in doubt, the answer is wine. If you’re unsure of what your coworker likes, just play it safe and get them wine. You can spend as low as ₦2,500 on Baron Romero and as much as ₦4k on Agor. Even if they don’t drink it because they’re too bougie for cheap wine, they’ll serve it to their guests. 

    Source: My Liquor Hub Website

    A picture of yourself 

    Printed, not soft copy. Give them something to remember you with for the long two weeks apart. This is only suitable for work besties and work spouses. We’re not sure how much they charge for hardcopy photographs anymore, but we suggest you hold atleast ₦1500. 

    Scented candles

    Since everyone and their family members have become minimalists, they’d definitely appreciate a scented candle. You could get one for ₦5k – 7k and invest ₦1k into packaging it nicely. 

    Source: Rekoja| Online candle store

    A partner 

    What gift could be greater than finding love before the year runs out? And if they already have a partner, add an extra one. There’s nothing like too much love.

    Perfume

    First off, getting someone perfume doesn’t imply they have body odour. Same way you don’t gift candles because you think someone’s house smells, right? You’d be surprised how affordable ouds are depending on size and where you’re getting it from. So you could either go to the market or buy on Instagram. Just make sure to hold ₦5k – 9k for quality fragrances.

    Source: Jumia

    Your body

    Because it’s free, and it’s a gift you’d both enjoy. Just send them the address of the genital meet and greet. Remember, it’s about them, so you’ll have to do most of the work. 

    A journal 

    The perfect place for them to write down all the 2023 resolutions they’ll ignore after January. You should be able to get a nice one for ₦4k, maybe ₦5k if you prefer to shop online.

    A “cute” note

    If you’re broke and can’t be bothered to spend money on a coworker you loathe, you can just gift them a letter — the content is entirely up to you. You could be the bigger person and pray for them, or just be petty and attach your account balance with a list of things you’d rather spend your money on.


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  • The Best Christmas Gifts These 9 Nigerians Have Ever Received

    From thoughtful treasures to life-changing gestures, extraordinary ordinary objects and expensive purchases, our friends and readers look back on the most unforgettable Christmas gifts they’ve ever received.

    Gift red box on christmas background | 🇩🇪Professional Phot… | Flickr

    Ose, 31*

    This Christmas, I got a pair of brown leather shoes from my girlfriend. I’d needed to buy a pair of shoes, so I sent pictures of some shoes for her to help me choose. She persuaded me not to buy it as I already have a lot of shoes. Three days later, someone called me and said he was asked to deliver something to me. No prizes for guessing that the package included the shoes my babe had persuaded me not to. They came in a box labelled “Christmas Gift.” I cried like a baby. I received my first ever proper Christmas gift at 31! For context, I didn’t always count the clothes my parents used to buy for me as a child because those felt like an obligation. I know better now sha, as it wasn’t easy back then. But I’d never experienced getting something wrapped in a box and given to me as a Christmas gift. 

    Ikechukwu, 83*

    My wife died five years ago. Before she died, she gave me a bunch of notes-to-self she had written during the most tumultuous parts of our lives. I’d been a primary school teacher while she had little education. It’s almost as if she knew that she was going to depart from this earth soon; that’s why she wrote them. Her notes are love letters to me which I will cherish till my last breath. I had known her for almost all my life, and reading these letters reached into parts of myself that I never knew existed. I will die a happy man.

    Esther, 23*

    I’m always cold, so when I received a spa voucher and a blanket made of soft yarn with a note wrapped in it, I melted. It’s the most thoughtful gift. First, this person dropped the voucher on WhatsApp very early in the morning. I came online and was like, “Wawu!” The next day, they sent a dispatch rider to deliver the blanket and the note.

    Chiamaka, 28*

    This year, an ex gave me a vibrator dildo. We had a meeting, and he gave it to me. It was cute because he reminded me of how I used to talk about wanting one. It’s the best gift ever because, since gold, frankincense and myrrh didn’t reach my side, I’ll be using this one to hold my body.

    Okon, 26*

    In secondary school, my mum got me a bike. Technically, she bought it because I’d passed maths for the first time since forever. However, she waited until December 24th to hand it to me so it could double as a present for passing maths and for Christmas. I saw it hang in the parlour since the end of November and yearned it so much that I legit cried when she presented it to me on Christmas Day!

    Sira, 36*

    In 2015, I was dating this dude who was broke af. He wrote me a letter — a personal and soulful piece. I’m now married with two kids and nothing tops that till date.

    Kobi, 26*

    Two gifts come to mind; I received a cologne and tailored-fit pants last year and a complete barbing kit this year. The barbing kit came in just when I needed it. As for the cologne, I later found out that it’s very expensive. These Christmas gifts mean a lot to me because the givers — who are my colleagues — put a lot of thought into it and somehow knew exactly what I wanted.

    Mirabel, 22*

    My most cherished gift came to me this year. I hadn’t seen my family for over five years. They came to spend the holidays with me this season and it’s been the best thing ever. I don’t know what I’ll do with myself when they leave.

    Malachy, 43*

    My grandmother gave me a recipe book the Christmas before she died. It means a lot to me because African mothers — talk more of grandmothers — don’t keep cookbooks or write recipes, especially not someone of her age. Apart from being such a Western thing, she could not read nor write. She knew I loved to cook, so while others were feasting in the spirit of the season, she called me aside, and for the next few nights, she described her recipes and narrated how her cooking evolved through the years. She always had remarkable stories to spice things up. She has long passed away, and I no longer cook as much as I used to, but I try her recipes once in a while to relive the memory.

  • 8 Christmas Gifts for a Lover You Are Cheating on

    Christmas is the season to give gifts to people including those you have hurt. Who knows, maybe your gifts will communicate your apologies better than your words can. Here are a list of gift ideas for a lover you are cheating on: 

    1. Sunglasses 

    So they can’t see you cheating. 

    2. Your wedding invitation

    This will only be considered a gift if it comes in those fancy boxes that sing when you open them. Anything else is wickedness. 

    3. A photo album filled pictures of you

    Especially if you have been traveling with your other partner. When they ask whose leg is in almost all the pictures, pick a fight. 

    4. A jar filled with 365 reasons why you can no longer be with them 

    Before they finish reading everything, you must have left their house. A+ gift. 

    5. A trip to a diagnostic center 

    Because you might have given them something. Pay for the tests and medications if it gets to that because you did them dirty. 

    6. Earpods 

    So they can block their ears while you’re doing your thing. It has to an ear pod with the noise cancellation if your really want this to work. 

    7. PlayStation 5 

    Your partner has probably been hyped about PS 5 since it dropped. The least you can do is to figure out how to get it for them. 

    8. Staycation 

    You can plan a trip to a beach house or book an Airbnb away from the world. This is the best way to confess that the devil has been using you all year. 

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  • 10 Valuable Gifts You Can Buy For A Nigerian Man That Has Everything

    The question of what to buy a man that has everything is a true dilemma for the girlies. Because we are so helpful, we’ve put together a list of things you can get them. 

    1. Table mat

    Nigerian men are always asking what women bring to the table. You can buy a set of table mats to set the table for the other things you will bring to the table. 

    2. BYC singlet

    Forget what they say, they actually love the singlets. After complaining, they will wear it all the time until it has holes and you have to buy them another one. 

    3. Wristwatch straps

    You probably cannot afford to buy the wristwatch so just buy the straps and he will know you have tried. 

    4. 3-in-1 shampoo, conditioner and moisturizer

    Men who have everything got there by working hard. Sometimes they don’t have time to shower and do a skincare routine afterwards. This is where a 3-in-1 skincare product comes in. Save their time. 

    5. Ring box

    He’s going to propose anyway so you can just help him out by buying him a ring box for him to put your ring in when he’s ready. 

    Diamond ring in a blue box – 3d render

    6. Magnetic earrings

    Especially if he works in tech and has recently developed an interest in jewellery. Magnetic earrings will help him decide if he wants to pierce his ear or not. 

    7. Black nail polish

    Yes, he has everything but does he have black nail polish? If he does, buy him one that has glitters in it. Help him push the standards of masculinity. 

    8. A sex toy

    You can buy him a fleshlight toy for when you’re not there so he can think of you while he masturbates. You can also add magun so when he is thinking of someone else while he is using it, the thing will hook on his penis. Thank me later. 

    9. Flowers

    Pretty sure nobody has ever sent him flowers. You can send flowers to his home office along with lunch so he knows you appreciate that he works his ass off to sponsor your baby girl lifestyle. 

    10. Gold necklace with your name on it

    After all your investments, it’s only right you claim him by marking your territory. It doesn’t have to be your full name. It can just be your initials. 

    If you buy any of these gifts and he doesn’t propose within the next three months, dump his ass and invest in another man who has it all.