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  • QUIZ: This Periodic Table Quiz Will Tell Us if You Failed or Passed Chemistry

    This quiz will test your knowledge of the first 20 elements on the periodic table. Don’t be scared, give it a try:

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  • 1. This one about the formula for ice.

    2. This one about the true nature of Anions.

    3. This one about the real reason chemists like Ammonia.

    4. This one about not leaving footprints.

    5. This one about chemical workers.

    6. This one about the Joker.

    7. This one about the floating book.

    8. This one about a popular TV show.

    9. This one about the most important rule.

    10. This one about a quiet laugh.

    11. This one about the Marvel universe.

    12. This one about the real reason no one believes Atoms.

    13. This one about bros.

    14. This one about free beer.

    15. This one about a clique.

    16. This one about a second date.

    17. This one about an excited mole.

    18. This one that is basically an excuse for when you make a bad chemistry joke.

    19. This one about why chemists are so optimistic.

    20. This one about the short conversation between a proton and a neutron.

    21. This one about the fate of every sick chemist.

    22. This one about the dumb ass chemist…..or dumb ass bartender.

    Depends on how you look at it.

    23. This one about why we’re ending this here.

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  • Check Out This Student’s Hilarious Answer To A Chemistry Question

    Not every time complain about how difficult chemistry or any other subject is, it’s not always rocket science.

    Sometimes, comparing some scientific terms to real-life people or situations can be an easy way to answer these questions. Oya, thank us for this life hack.

    This student was asked to define electro-negativity in a question that carried 5 extra marks.

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    And instead of simply defining the exact thing the teacher taught, the student added jara just to show how much the concept was understood.

    “Yes, I’m getting this 5pts! To properly articulate what electronegativity is, I would like to draw your attention to Trey Songz a.k.a Mr Steal your gurl. You see Trey has no chill, he’s a killer, a savage. He steals other men’s girls without any remorse. Electronegativity is a concept with a lot of Trey like behaviour. It’s the ability for an atom to take another atom’s electron with Flourine being the OG Trey Songz because it has the highest electronegativity of all the elements, straight stealing them. That’s an A+ answer Ms Chery.”

    For those of you wondering who Mr Steal Your Girl is…

    And with this amount of buffness (and very little singing prowess), this man goes forth snatching people’s girlfriends up and down.

    Points for creativity!!! This students scored all of the 5 points with this answer.

    If this student were Nigerian, the story may turn out differently though. How dare you answer a question this creatively?

    Only bad Nigerian children know how Trey Songz steals girls instead of cramming every single word in their notes. [zkk_poll post=22973 poll=content_block_standard_format_6]
  • This Nigerian Girl Brought Her Chemistry Degree Into The World Of Slay

    Chemistry, applied or organic might seem to be one of the toughest courses to study in the world.

    Yes, in the world of science.

    But to 24 year old Florence Adepoju, her B.Sc. degree in Cosmetic Science paved way for her into the glamorous world of makeup.

    After working at the counter of a makeup store and getting tired of not finding the perfect lipstick shade for dark skinned women, Florence got inspired to study the science of cosmetics and start her own makeup brand.

    Kicking off in 2014, she launched her lipstick line MDMFlow in varying shades from her parent’s shed in Essex.

    MDMflow short for Florence’s nickname” Madam Flow”, has gained international recognition in Belgium and is currently stocked in Topshop stores.

    The lipstick shades are inspired by her love for Hiphop and have been named after songs and artists.

    The mustard shade lipstick was named after  rapper, 2 Chainz and another was named after the song “Milkshake” by Kelis.

    The latest MDMflow product, Greater Than mascara is selling out really fast and she plans to release her official mascara line later.

    You can watch her 2015 interview for the London College of Fashion Awards ceremony here.