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  • A Side Chick’s Guide for When the Partner Finds Out

    Sometimes, cheating partners get sloppy. An unlocked phone here, a wrong text there, and your position as their side chick gets exposed. As a side chick, you have to always stay ready, because it can happen at any time.

    From information shared with us from side chicks, here’s the line of action to take once your position as a side chick has been compromised.

    If you’re in a relationship, make sure your partner is aware 

    They might be tempted to “expose” you to your own partner. Beat them to it. That way, there’ll be no news to break, and they can’t “ruin” your own life. 

    Assess your partner’s main partner and their friends

    Remember everything you’ve heard about their partner. That way, you can assess the kind of action they might take if they found out about you. If the person is known to be crazy, you might need to change states. Your due diligence should also include their friends. Once you’ve done that, you can carry out the next line of action. 

    RELATED: QUIZ: How Many Side Pieces Do You Have? 

    Don’t sub them on social media 

    Subbing the partner will only cause problems for you. Don’t post lyrics that relate even remotely to romance and love. Stick to Portable

    Don’t lock your social media accounts 

    Leave your account wide open. Locking it means you have something to hide. You don’t. They’ll go through your account to find hints that you were being used to cheat. Let them. It could be their own form of closure. Plus, they found out before you, so they’ve already created a locked burner account to follow you. 

    RELATED: 12 Nigerian Women Share Their Experience as Side Chicks

    Post your hottest picture 

    The main chick might be tempted to say things like, “Look at this ugly fool they cheated on me with”. You’re many things, but ugly isn’t one of them so post and shut that part down. This is the only thing you should do that’s remotely related to a statement on the matter and make sure you don’t use a shady caption. 

    Don’t post your location 

    People can be tempted to move like evil spirits, and you don’t want your white to be stained in public. If you’re at an event, make sure you’re with people who won’t let some random fight you outside, just in case. 

    Travel 

    On second thought, once the news breaks out, go on leave and travel to a new location for at least two days. Your enemies might try, but don’t allow them to use their own to spoil yours. 

    RELATED: Be a Side Chick With a Difference by Following These 8 Rules

  • 15 Things You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A Nigerian Man’s Side Chick

    If you’ve ever been the side chick to a Nigerian man, then you’ll definitely recognise a few of these struggles, from waiting to be promoted to ‘main chick’ to being introduced as his “friend”.

    1. When you go to confront his side chick and find out you’re the side chick.

    It can pain.

    2. When you go through his phone and see your number saved as ‘Tunde Mechanic’.

    See my life.

    3. How he takes pictures with you:

    Hian. Am I smelling?

    4. When you tell him you’re falling for him.

    Better stand up.

    5. When you call him your boyfriend.

    Nothing. I didn’t say anything.

    6. When he introduces you to his guys as his “friend”.

    Friend ke?

    7. When his friends ask if you’re the Nkem he is always talking about, but your name is Chioma.

    Uhm! Actually…

    8. When you post a picture of him on Instagram and he calls you to delete it.

    No vex.

    9. How he looks at you when you ask about his girlfriend:

    Sorry oh!

    10. Him, when a stranger calls you guys a lovely couple:

    If you like carry your face.

    11. When you think he is cheating.

    Why so unfaithful?

    12. When you know he is going to see his main chick.

    You’re sha not leaving my side.

    13. When you ask him where he sees your relationship in the future.

    See kini?

    14. When he buys you and his main chick the same perfume so he doesn’t smell like another woman.

    Professional cheater.

    15. When you remember that he said he was going to “dump her soon”.

    Still waiting oh!

  • QUIZ: How Often Do You Cheat In Relationships?

    Are you a relentless cheater, a once-in-a-while cheater or none of the above? No need to answer that. This quiz actually knows how often you cheat when you’re in a relationship.

    Take and be exposed:

  • You guys remember the touching video of this scum-in-man’s-clothing who admitted he cheated on his girlfriend

    We even gave you the full gist here.

    This scum-like creature wasn’t even counting how many times he cheated!

    https://twitter.com/dianelomeli/status/832133351418912770

    1. Now, Twitter people have memefied it. They’ve used it to drag Buhari

    https://twitter.com/fayZuus/status/832743436503568390

    2. When Nigerian politicians finish the National Cake

    3. When Nigerian harmattan will not stay in one place

    4. All stubborn children, unite!

    5. When Nigerian mums want to be a nuisance

    https://twitter.com/TheDejiBalogun/status/832291520959102979

    6. People with anxiety can relate

    https://twitter.com/_shaniahx/status/833457845144260613

    7. They even came for Drake!

    8. Smokers are liable to ….

    https://twitter.com/CoonActivity/status/833063309339398146

    9. For Food Only

    https://twitter.com/whoareyouthox/status/832630300236673024

    10. Honestly, this is me

    https://twitter.com/rihajamil/status/832515120882278400

    11. Who else can relate so bad to this?

    12. If you read WhatsApp messages and don’t reply, you’re scum

    https://twitter.com/KingTooColdd/status/833358885801099267
  • 13 Things A Nigerian Man Will Call His Girlfriend When He Wants To Cheat

    When a Nigerian man is about to cheat and the babe he has targeted asks him:

    That’s when his brain starts working overtime and one of these lies fall out:

    1. “I donated to her charity. It was just a ‘Thank you’ picture.”

    2. “Ah! That one? She is just a work colleague.”

    3. “No oh! She’s in plenty pictures because she is my neighbour.”

    4. “She is one of my sisters in The Lord. We are in the same unit in Church.”

    5. “Which babe? Oh! That one is just a family friend.”

    6. “She is a client. We were just having a work lunch.”

    7. “That one I was hugging? That’s my cousin.”

    8. “Oh her? She is just one girl like that. She is always disturbing me.”

    9. “Wait! Is it the fair one? That’s my guy’s babe.”

    10. “Is it that one wearing blue? She was just a classmate in school.”

    11. “That’s just my ex. I’m about to delete her pictures sef.”

    12. “Her? She is just like a sibling to me.”

    13. “The one wearing wedding gown? We were doing a music video.”