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  • This Cameroonian’s Experience in Nigeria Made Her Street Smart

    This Cameroonian’s Experience in Nigeria Made Her Street Smart

    In this week’s episode of Navigating Nigeria, Citizen spoke to Naomi*, a 22-year-old Cameroonian who migrated to Nigeria under special circumstances. She talked to us about the process of getting in, her experience with Nigeria’s educational system, being in darkness for the very first time in her life and why she thinks Nigerian police are the worst.  

    Walk us through your experience.

    Where do I start? I was born in Cameroon. My dad is someone whose job takes him around a lot. So we sometimes moved with him. Today he could be in Mali, tomorrow Niger, next Togo, and so on.

    He got a job in Nigeria and it was time to move again. We weren’t supposed to move with him this time around, but there were a lot of family issues happening in Cameroon. You know those kinds of issues where your dad’s family doesn’t like your mum’s family and vice-versa. This was why we had to relocate.

    The arrangement for relocation was taking longer than usual and I really wanted some stability to move on with my own life. I was tired of the constant moving. Eventually, we found our way to Nigeria and it was a totally different experience for me.

    What was the first thing that surprised you?

    For starters, the schooling system here is totally different from what I had known. I went to register for WAEC at a secondary school in Fagba as an external student. It was a “special center”. Omo, I wrote WAEC and failed woefully. I got F’s everywhere. I started hearing talks about how to handle “expo”, that there’s a way to “dub”. 

    Lmao.

    I used to think of myself as a scholar because the competition was quite tough in Cameroon and I was acing it. Nigeria humbled me.

    I think part of what affected me is that Cameroon is majorly a French-speaking country. Although I stayed in the English-speaking part, we had to adapt to the French standard. 

    Another difference I noticed was that in Cameroon we had off days for school. I think ours was Wednesday. So school was four days a week. Here in Nigeria it’s everyday.

    Anyway, I wrote WAEC again and this time I was more attentive and passed. Then I wrote JAMB too and passed.

    Nice!

    I got admitted to study medicine and surgery in UNILAG. 

    But ah, the competition was too much and exhausting. I had to drop out. I went back again to take up psychology and I’m almost done now.

    How has life in Nigeria been for you?

    I would say it has been interesting for me. First off, stepping into Nigeria was the first time I ever experienced darkness in my life. I passed out when I saw my shadow. That is something I’ll always remember. 

    When we first moved in, we hadn’t wired our house. So my mum lit a candle that night. I came out of my room and saw this mighty shadow and screamed. I ran to a corner of the room and this shadow followed me. I saw it and passed out. They took me to the hospital after. My mum couldn’t explain to people that it was my first time seeing the shadow of a candle.

    Lol.

    Secondly, I remember that when I was trying to register for JAMB, I was told that northerners in Nigeria have a better chance of getting admitted. And my name sounds like someone from the North, so I went to get documents claiming that my state of origin was from the North. 

    The immigration process was something else. They told us that residential fees, work permits and all would come at outrageous prices. My dad had someone who advised him to take shortcuts. To even get Nigerian citizenship I think the law says you must have lived in Nigeria for fifteen years. See, I got my Nigerian passport through magomago. The forgeries were done so well. My National Identification Number and all were attached to one northern state.

    I also had to deal with a lot of bullying. In my first three years here, I had five cases with the police that centered on bullying. I had lots of fights with girls who sometimes beat me up. 

    In 2017, three girls beat me because apparently, they thought I stole the boyfriend of one member of their clique. I was living around Shomolu then to give you an idea of my environment. I was beaten up so badly, I spent one week in the hospital. Crazy times.

    Wow.

    My friends at the time wanted to handle the matter their way but I felt the police would do a better job. My mistake. My experience with the Nigerian police was bad. They’re very terrible at their jobs. I went there with my clothes all torn and covered in blood and they told me to pay them before they’d attend to me. 

    I transferred ₦5,000 to them. They still asked me to buy fuel for their vehicles. The whole process was irritating. Another thing I learned too is that no be who report to police first dey win case. Sometimes, you just have to take matters into your own hands.

    My parents were angry because they felt I wasn’t adapting to life in Nigeria. I had to create a narrative in my head that I wouldn’t allow myself to get into police trouble again.

    Any takeaways?

    All in all, I do enjoy Nigeria. The experiences are what keep you on your toes. If I hadn’t come here, I don’t think I’d be the way I am now. I’m now street smart and know a lot of things. 

    Nigerians are lovely and very sociable. In Cameroon you could be in an estate with your house close to others and you’d die inside with no one noticing. In Nigeria, people know you right to the compound you reside in. If they don’t get to see you for days someone will come knock on your door. “Ah, e don tay wey I see you o, how far?

    I really love that and the attention they pay to their surroundings. If I ever get to leave Nigeria I won’t take my experiences for granted because it has really shaped me.

    *Name changed to protect their identity

  • “I Became a Child Slave in My Aunt’s House” — Abroad Life

    “I Became a Child Slave in My Aunt’s House” — Abroad Life

    The Nigerian experience is physical, emotional, and sometimes international. No one knows it better than our features on #TheAbroadLife, a series where we detail and explore Nigerian experiences while living abroad.



    The subject of this week’s Abroad Life left Nigeria to live with her grandma at age 3. Two years later, she moved in with her aunt, and that was the beginning of the worst period of her life. She talks about the abuse she went through and how she was finally able to return to Nigeria. 

    When did you first move to Cameroon?

    1999. My grandma visited us and I got attached to her, so I did that thing that children do when someone they like is leaving. I cried till I was allowed to follow her back to Cameroon. I was three years old. 

    Was it meant to be a temporary visit?

    The trip was not defined. It was just me following my grandma to her place. I also had about three aunts in Cameroon, so I was going to be around family anyways. 

    What was living with your grandma like?

    It was nice. People always said that she spoilt me because she treated me very specially. I think it’s because I was named after her. She really liked me. 

    I didn’t stay with her for long though. I left in 2001. 

    Where did you go? 

    I moved in with one of my aunts in Cameroon who had just gotten married. She didn’t live so close to my grandma, so it was like I’d totally switched places. 

    Do you remember why you moved?

    One thing I’ve constantly liked since I was a child is television. I love seeing people move on a screen. Even till now, I watch every movie that comes my way. My grandma did not have a television, but my aunt did. Her husband also liked TV and had movies, so once again, I cried and said I wanted to live with them and that’s how that move happened. 

    How did the move go?

    It was normal at first. I wasn’t the only person living with them. There was another girl that was a bit older than me that I met there. She’d lost both her parents, so she had become their responsibility. I think she was related to one of them. 

    My aunt’s husband’s brother and sister also lived in the same house. They left not too long after I got there though. I noticed a few disagreements and arguments before they left, but I didn’t really understand what was going on.

    What happened next?

    My aunt had a baby and things changed. First of all, every form of pampering or care stopped. I was attending public school, so I was technically getting free education, but one day my uniform tore, and I was told to wear it like that. Shortly after, my sandals cut irreparably, and I was made to walk with my bare feet to school everyday for over a month. And then I was made to start hawking food. I was 5. 

    What? 

    It all happened so fast, but there was nothing I could do about it. At this point, I was constantly severely beaten for the littlest things like not being able to completely sell everything I was meant to, and not having all the complete money of sales. 

    I started going to school on an empty stomach because I was not given any food, and then when I got to school I would be chased home for not paying the 500 CFA that every student was meant to pay in a term. 500 CFA was less than ₦100 in 2001. Whenever I got home from such a situation, I would be given garri to soak and then sent out immediately to continue my hawking. 

    That’s terrible… 

    I learnt to survive by staying away. Whenever I went out to hawk, I would stay out till about 11 p.m., so I knew that all I had to do was get in, wash my dress and sleep. I had only one dress that I washed every night. In the mornings, I would remit the sales money from the previous day and leave for school again. Sometimes, school let me stay.

    [newsletter]

    The girl you met there, was she treated the same way?

    Absolutely. Everything I suffered, she suffered. We went through everything together. 

    Did anyone else know about this? 

    There was no way I could tell any other person. I was young. I couldn’t reach any other person. The next time I saw my family was in 2003 when my aunt took us all to NIgeria for Christmas. I was 7 years old. By this time, my aunt already had two children. It gets really cold in eastern Nigeria in December, so when my mum noticed that my aunt packed a sweater for both her children and not for me, she suspected that something was wrong. 

    At this point, I told her and my grandma everything. My mum was angry. She wanted to keep me back in Nigeria, but I told her I wanted to go back to Cameroon on the condition that I lived with my grandma and not my aunt. She agreed. 

    She also told my aunt that she’d made a promise to herself that she’d never let any of her children hawk in the streets, and that she should never make me hawk again. So, I went back to Cameroon. 

    To stay with your grandma again…

    Yes, but very shortly after, my grandma said she was too old to take care of me, so I needed to start staying with my aunt. She told me to tell her if my aunt ever abused me again. 

    So, what happened next?

    It got worse. Well, maybe the treatment didn’t get worse, but because I was older, I could see things more clearly. She spent so much money on her children. I wasn’t even looking for any special treatment. I just wanted to be treated like a human. They wore all the best clothes, attended really expensive schools and ate good food while I hawked everyday and still got chased out of classes because of 500 CFA.

    Did you report to your grandma? 

    My grandma was getting old and using that time to visit all her other children, so she was hardly ever around. In 2006, she moved to Nigeria, so there was no way I could tell her. I started looking for ways to contact my mum by myself. I needed a number or something that I could reach my mum on. I also needed money to go to a call center. I didn’t get anything.

    My aunt knew I was smart, and she knew I was trying to reach my mum so she made things a bit tighter around the house. 

    In 2008, when I was 12, I told her that I didn’t like the way she treated me. She gaslit me and said I was only saying that because I was not her child. I threatened to kill myself. She didn’t take me seriously. Even I didn’t take myself seriously. 

    That same year, she left me alone in their four bedroom home in Cameroon and went to Nigeria on holiday with her three children and the girl that stayed with them. 

    Alone? At age 12?

    Completely alone. She told me that if I ran out of food, I should go to a church member’s house, and they would feed me. 

    Did anyone in your family know she left you alone?

    My parents knew and they didn’t like it. I heard they complained bitterly. My aunt and her family were in Nigeria for about four weeks. When they got back, I began to rebel. I got in a lot of trouble and got beaten a lot, but I didn’t care. I just wanted to go back home. I had reached my breaking point.

    After some time, we came to an agreement. She said that if I passed my exams in school and got a scholarship, she would allow me to go back home. So everyday when I was done hawking, I would stay out and cram all my notes for the exams. Sometimes, I even got home after midnight. Nobody cared. 

    In 2010, I passed the exams, got the scholarship, and she kept her promise. Before we went back home, she bought a new dress and new shoes for me. The clothes weren’t my size. I had to give my mum. 

    Did you tell your family about your ordeal?

    My dad noticed all the scars on my body and asked me how I got them. When I told him, he was super angry. He told my mum, but my mum told him to drop the matter because it was her younger sister. So they forgave her.

    So nobody challenged her?

    A few years after I got back to Nigeria, my older sisters told me that they actually challenged my aunt about the way she treated me, but she told them she was only training me. 

    Where was your aunt’s husband in all of this?

    He was hardly ever around. He was first in business school, and then when he was done with that, he went to a seminary — he was a pastor. I don’t think he was ever around for up to one week at a stretch throughout my stay in Cameroon. 

    Have you seen your aunt ever since?

    I’ve seen her three times. Whenever I see her or hear her voice, or even a voice that sounds like hers, I begin to panic.

    Have you been to Cameroon since you left?

    No. I have stayed in Nigeria. 

    What do you do right now?

    I just finished university. I’m currently serving. 

    Do you plan on going back to Cameroon anytime?

    Nope. Not at all. 

    Hey there! My name is Sheriff and I’m the writer of Abroad Life. If you’re a Nigerian and you live or have lived abroad, I would love to talk to you about what that experience feels like and feature you on Abroad Life. All you need to do is fill out this short form, and I’ll be in contact.

    Want more Abroad Life? Check in every Friday at 9 A.M. (WAT) for a new episode. Until then, read every story of the series here.

  • 15 Hilarious Tweets About ‘Biggy 237,’ Cameroon’s Version Of ‘Big Brother’

    15 Hilarious Tweets About ‘Biggy 237,’ Cameroon’s Version Of ‘Big Brother’

    Nigerians are currently having a field day on Twitter after finding out about Cameroon’s version of Big Brother named ‘Biggy237’. Pictures of the discount reality show hit social media and Nigerians have been going off.

    Peep some of the funniest tweets:

    https://twitter.com/itzyoungabi/status/1291147709446082561?s=20

    Girl I –

    Isolation center pro!

    Hay God!

    Not banking hall counter!

    For God’s sake!

    Wow. Why bring Ghana into this??

    https://twitter.com/Updateboyx/status/1291274404962488320?s=20

    CRYING!

    https://twitter.com/Mayolamoomy/status/1291059856041037827?s=20

    This is a valid question. Also, why are the beds so close together??

    God

    https://twitter.com/__Omoissy/status/1291141594842910721?s=20

    I heard their version of Biggie will appear and physically fight you.

    https://twitter.com/__Omoissy/status/1291134944920719360?s=20

    This guy is on a roll.

    This is also doubles as a self-own because Nigeria is notorious for shitty electricity but lmaooo!

    All hands on deck.

    That’s it. We’re done!

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  • 9 #BidoungChallenge Pictures From Cameroonians That Will Seriously Crack You Up

    9 #BidoungChallenge Pictures From Cameroonians That Will Seriously Crack You Up
    Cameroonians are trending #BidoungChallenge after the Sports Minister, Pierre Bidoung greeted President Paul Biya ‘too respectfully’.

    Apparently, simple Yoruba home training is amusing Cameroonians.

    Is this not how we greet every day?

    1. They’re seriously finding the minister’s greeting too funny!

    Someone even did the math and found out the Bearing and Distance!

    2. Just look at!

    3. Even this small girl has joined.

    4. These people are just rude!

    5. These ones have changed the game, though!

    6. Did they just turn their president into a dog?

    7. Has it now reached this level?

    8. It’s never that deep now!

    9. We’re done! Just done!