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  • 10 Things You Should Do At least Twice In Your Life

    Before you become bent with age and turn to dust, make sure you try more than three things on this list at least twice. Consider it a bucket list of sorts.

    1. Eat food directly from the pot

    You should try this right now if you haven’t already. It’s sweeter. Oh, you’re welcome.

    2. Jump down from a roof

    That is, if you don’t break your neck the first time.

    3. “Disappoint” your parents

    If they’re Nigerian parents, they’ll probably still say you’re a disappointment.

    4. Lose your home training

    There’s a time and place for home training, but you can lose it and find it later, especially if you live in Lagos. Before they take you fi idiat.

    5. Wear your clothes inside out

    Normal is boring abeg. Don’t be surprised if some people stop you on the road to check your temperature sha.

    6. Shave off your brows

    Let the skin breatheeee.

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    7. Bathe in the rain

    The one you did when you were small doesn’t count. Try it now in this your big age.

    8. Eat Amala and bread

    Spice up your food life with this combo and thank us later. Elite.

    9. Sleep with your enemy

    By the time you channel all the hate you feel into thrusts, the knacks will hit different. Try it.

    10. That thing you’ve always wanted to do

    Don’t lie, you know it in your heart of hearts.

  • 15 Things A Guy Should Do While Alive
    There are over a thousand things to do in a lifetime really. But there are some really important things you should do no matter where you live. We made a list to make it easy for you.

    1. Spend money on that outfit you so much want

    We know you have a “perfect outfit” idea in your head. From the shoes, pants to the shirt, blazer or suit, wrist watch, hat etc. Make sure you definitely buy that whole outfit while you are alive. Don’t be only well dressed in the coffin.

    2. Skip work to go skydiving

    These two go together so perfectly. It is going to be a day of thrills. Skipping work, and being over three thousand feet in the air. The adrenaline is second to none!

    3. Go to a gun range

    As a kid you surely did gunshot motions with your bare hands, right? Don’t let it stop there. Go to an actual gun range and fire some rounds, then frame your target sheet. Perfect!

    4. Try to meet your hero/role model

    You sure do have to meet someone you have always tried to emulate or be like. Make moves to meet them, trust us this is going to be amazing, well except your role model is dead.

    5. Get married

    Oh yes we went there! Get married settle down with someone you really love and be merry, have kids and be examples for other couples. We purposely did not put this at the end because: Life does not end after marriage.

    6. Come up with an idea that is unconventional

    Be brilliant. Your brain is a power tool and using it is really encouraged. You may not be an Einstein but come up with an idea you can call your own and flourish.

    7. Open the door for a lady repeatedly

    You know how it is said that “real men open doors for ladies”? Yeah, you should do that repeatedly you’d earn that badge of honor for opening doors.

    8. Give someone an expensive and needed gift

    This is hard sometimes, but a well thought out gift that is usually not averagely priced will be super appreciated. You sure want to be that person that “was the suerhero”, at least once in a lifetime. Don’t go broke sha.

    9. Make a million

    This is a life goal. Make a million whatever currency it is in. You have to do this in a lifetime or even move it up to the next level…billion.

    10. Get ripped and fit for the fun of it

    Its really good to stay healthy. And you know what else? Getting ripped! You have to do this also, it takes time but you know in your head you had/have them packs.

    11. Do a photoshoot or be in one

    Before you die you have to be photographed professionally. You know this, we all know this. (You need nice pictures to be in your burial program booklet when you die).

    12. Get a memorable award

    Nothing as good as being honored with an award for an achievement. It is really fulfilling. Make sure you do something that is worth being mentioned or being awarded. Even if it is “employee of the month”.

    13. Do something sexually fun/memorable with your partner

    Well this one does not need a lot of explaining *winks*

    14. Car race

    At a point in a man’s life, he must race – Martin Luther King Jr. You see you have to tick this pr put this n your bucket lists definitely. It is an amazing experience! Well go karting is also racing.

    15. Earn money doing what you love

    THis is probably the ultimate. You don’t want to be stuck in a job or career you despise. Get out and pursue/do what you love. NB: It is never too late.