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  • Northern Nigeria Invasion: How Kano and Sokoto Fell to Britain

    Northern Nigeria Invasion: How Kano and Sokoto Fell to Britain

    If you’ve been religiously following the “Northern Nigeria Invasion” series, I have a bottle of wine to congratulate you. This is where we draw the curtain on it. However, key highlights from the two events we’ve covered are Lord Lugard’s British invasion of Northern Nigeria and the capture of the Bida and Yola Emirates.

    Catch up:

    • The British Empire declared Northern Nigeria a protectorate in 1900 but had no territorial control. They needed to gain power over the region due to the fear of European rivals outsmarting them and to gain the local leaders’ respect.
    • To do this, they called upon Frederick Dealtry Lugard, who grew from a British soldier to High Commissioner for Northern Nigeria in 1900.
    • After the official proclamation, he sent a memo to the Sarkin Muslmi, or King of the Sokoto Caliphate, to which there was no reply. This led to a rampage from Lugard to depose various emirates in the Caliphate. 
    • Amongst the lands he captured were the emirates of Bida and Yola. Bida fell due to a rebellion and their eventual alliance with the Royal Niger Company (RNC). Yola was captured due to the defiance of the Lamido, Zubaryu, who escaped capture from the British. The Lala tribe from Bornu State later killed him.

    For today, take your straws to sip the last drink and dive deep into what ultimately ended the Sokoto Caliphate—the fall of the Kano and Sokoto emirates.

    The Fall of Kano – January 1903

    A view of a part of Kano City (Inside the Wall) [New York Public Library]

    We must backtrack to Lugard’s feud with Sarkin Musulmi in 1900 to understand how Kano fell. His revenge mission against the launch started because the Sarki refused to respond to Britain’s proclamation of the North as a protectorate.

    To better understand the feud, read: Northern Nigeria Invasion: How Lugard Disrupted Sokoto Caliphate

    Lugard as colonial administrator, Northern Nigeria [Britannica]

    In 1902, Lugard finally received his long-awaited reply from the Sarki, but it wasn’t what he expected. Originally written in Arabic, the message says:

    “From us to you. I do not consent that anyone from you should ever dwell with us. No agreement can ever be made with you. I will have nothing ever to do with you….This is with salutations.”

    If we thought Lugard couldn’t get angry at Sarki, as we explored in the first edition, we might need to recount our words. The High Commissioner was as furious as ever, and as a result, he interpreted the Sarki’s response as an act of war, and an immediate annulment of the treaties between Sokoto and the Royal Niger Company (RNC) was drawn.

    However, scholars believe the message was sent to Lugard’s second in command, Commissioner Wallace, instead of him.

    How did Lugard launch the war?

    You must know that for Lugard to start a war, he needed the support of Britain’s Colonial Office in London, and those folks were not ready to engage in more battles without a reasonable cause. Lugard, knowing this, eventually got his chance when a British resident at Keffi, Kano, Captain Moloney, was killed under “mysterious circumstances.” 

    And who better to blame for the murder than the warrior chief of Keffi, Dan Yamusa? It didn’t help that Yamusa was already openly defiant of Britain’s rule in the North.

    The Sarki’s letter and Moloney’s murder were enough for Lugard to launch a war. And even though there was a window for negotiations with the new Sarkin Muhammadu Attahiru after the death of Abdurrahman, Lugard wasn’t having it. 

    The Sultan of Sokoto, Religious Head of Hausaland [Getty Images]

    He wanted to assert authority and was bent on using  Kano to prove his point.

    The Battle of Kano

    To make his reasons for war convincing to the Colonial Office, Lugard claimed that the emir of Kano, Aliyu, was marching with warriors to attack the West African Frontier (WAF).

    But in reality, the Emir was on the march—but only to pay homage to the new Sarki at Sokoto, hundreds of miles away. And even though the British didn’t buy Lugard’s excuse for a war, that wouldn’t deter him from his goal of total Northern Nigeria dominance.

    However, Lugard still had a major problem—the walls of Kano. These walls were specially designed for defence, with a 40 feet thick base and 30 to 50 feet high. The city also had ditches and cultivated farmland inside its walls, which the people could use to feed themselves in cases of siege. 

    The Ancient Walls of Kano [Naija Biography]

    Surprisingly, Lugard’s captain, Colonel Morland, found little to no resistance from the Kano army due to the Emir’s absence. They blew a hole in the wall, stormed the city, stormed the Emir’s palace, and hoisted the Union Jack (the de facto national flag of the UK of Great Britain) on top of the city walls. 

    The Fall of Kano [Kano Chronicle/Twitter]

    No British soldier was killed, and only 14 of them were wounded. Lugard then appointed the Emir’s younger brother as the new emir.

    Up next on Lugard’s hit list was Sokoto

    The Conquest of Sokoto Caliphate – March 1903

    In February 1903, Colonel Morland wrote a letter to Sarkin Attahiru informing him of the fall of Kano and their anticipated attack on Sokoto.

    “Sir Thomas Morland” [The Great War by Ed H.W. Wilson]

    Attahiru replied by informing Morland that he would consult with his advisers and get back to him, but they could never conclude between negotiation, battle, or outward defeat. With their inaction, Morland’s army proceeded to march into Sokoto.

    The War Against Sokoto Caliphate [LitCAF]

    “We chase and kill until there are no living men”

    On March 14, 1903, Britain fought with the Sokoto Caliphate outside the city walls. Fighting without the safety of their walls was a grave mistake for the Sokoto army, as they were no match for the British artillery and machine guns.

    However, the Sokoto army did not give up but stayed valiant until the end. They took the green flag of the Sarki into battle, and every time the flag bearer was shot, another would take his place—until all the flagbearers were dead. After the battle, the British infantry chased down what was left of the survivors and killed them. They also hacked legs and arms off corpses to take items of value. In a British soldier’s words:

    “We chase and kill till the area is clear of living men — and we tire of blood and bullets.”

    Comparatively, the casualties on the side of the British were remarkably small. Only two of their forces were killed—a carrier and a soldier. 

    The Aftermath

    Sarkin Attahiru survived the battle and fled. Lugard asked Sokoto officials to nominate a new Sarki, and they eventually chose a ruler named Attahiru. In a March 21, 1903, proclamation, Lugard told the people that even though they could practise their religion, all independent Fulani rule had ended. The British system of government was here to stay.

    What happened to Attahiru?

    He was still on the run alongside Kano’s former Emir, Aliyu. While in exile, Attahiru was able to garner supporters from surrounding villages. This was due to the anger of the indigenes towards the British for deposing the head of their religion.

    The British saw Attahiru’s fame and survival as a threat, and despite trying to capture the former Sarki six times at Burmi in the Borno Empire, all their efforts were in vain. In one of the battles, the British army got hit with poisoned arrows, which gravely injured two soldiers and six horses. To ease the two soldiers’ deaths, their colleagues shot them. 

    This article draws inspiration from Max Silloun’s “What Britain Did to Nigeria”

  • How King Koko Created the White Man’s Graveyard in Bayelsa

    How King Koko Created the White Man’s Graveyard in Bayelsa

    You may notice something odd when visiting the Twon Brass Community in Bayelsa State, around the present-day Niger Delta region in Nigeria.

    An aerial view of the Twon Brass Community in Bayelsa, Nigeria [Guardian Nigeria]

    There is a piece of land called “Whiteman’s Graveyard” in Ada Ama area of the region. It is a cemetery dedicated to the graves of British Soldiers who died in the Akassa Assault of 1885.

    “The White Man’s Graveyard” [Nairaland Forum]

    Today’s story will explain the history behind the ‘white graves’. 

    It is a story of the trickery of a British mercantile company and the revenge of a local king. 

    This is the story of Frederick William Koko Mingi VIII (aka “Koko”) and his fight against the defunct Royal Niger Company (RNC). This was the Akassa Assault of 1895 or the Brass Oil War.

    We must know the Royal Niger Company and its origins to understand this story. 

    The Royal Niger Company (RNC)

    The flag of the Royal Niger Company [Wikipedia]

    Known as the “African Steamship Company” in 1832 and later the West African Company, it was founded by British explorer Richard Lander and 49 others as a trading post. The company’s trading post was located at the confluence of the rivers Benue and Niger in present-day North Central Nigeria. 

    A flyer for the African Steamship Company [Wikimedia Commons]

    Richard Lander, the British Explorer [Cornwall Guide]

    A trading post is typically a store or small settlement in a remote place where trading takes place. 

    Their first expedition was unsuccessful, as 40 out of 49 members died of fever or wounds. However, one of the survivors, Macgregor Laird, remained in Britain. He directed and funded the company’s expeditions until he died in 1861.

    In 1863, the company’s name changed to the West African Company (WAC). Around that time, other competitors sprang around their trading area, making it difficult for them to profit. 

    Here, we bring in an ambitious colonial administrator, George Goldie.

    George Taubman Goldie and the National African Company

    Sir George Dashwood Taubman Goldie by Sir Hubert Von Herkomer c. 1931 [National Portrait Gallery, London]

    When Goldie arrived in the Niger Delta region in 1877, he clamoured for all the trading companies to be registered as single chartered company. 

    By 1879, he had combined James Crowther’s WAC, David Macintosh’s Central African Company, and the Williams Brothers and James Pinnock’s firms into a single United African Company. He then acted as the firm’s agent in the territory.

    Kingsway Stores and the United African Company (UAC) in 1960 [Kirby Histories/Twitter]

    This amalgamation brought international competition from foreign trading companies from France and Senegal, which was not good for business profits. 

    To solve this, he needed to obtain a royal charter. This is when a member of the ruling monarchy issues gives the company access to certain rights or powers to trade in an area without competition. 

    However, the government was not giving it to him for two reasons. This avoided unnecessary conflict between the companies and the NAC’s poor financial status. However, he soon secured £1,000,000 in investments under a new name — National African Company

    By 1885, after the Berlin Conference, his company acquired 30 trading posts along Niger, giving the company a huge advantage over foreign trading companies. 

    This also helped him gain the British Monarchy’s royal charter in 1886, changing the company’s name to the Royal Niger Company Limited (RNC). With this, he could now authorise aides to supervise the Niger Delta and lands around the rivers Niger and Benue without any competition.

    The crafty negotiations between RNC and local chiefs

    With the royal charter, Goldie started meeting local rulers for trade negotiations on their most valuable product, palm oil. Goldie spent two years signing treaties with the rulers to give them free trade in their regions — but these treaties had clauses that the rulers didn’t know.

    Why was Palm Oil important? We touched it here: How Britain Bought Lagos with Blood and £1,000 

    The Royal Niger Company making a treaty with local chiefs c. 1899 [Financial Times/Getty Images]

    Due to the language barrier, the local leaders agreed they couldn’t export goods without RNC permission and taxes. As time passed, the leaders began to grumble about the unfair nature of the deal and started to take matters into their own hands. 

    King Koko takes revenge against the RNC

    Frederick William Mingi Koko, the Brass King [Alamy]

    By 1894, the Royal Niger Company dictated whom the locals could trade with and denied them direct access to formal markets.

    This limited their profits and kept them under the caprices of the RNC. In neighbouring communities such as Opobo, where the leader refused to bend, the Brits found a way to exile them to continue trading.

    As a result, local chiefs and kings were angry at the Brits and their ways. One such person was Koko, who converted to Christianity and was a school teacher at some point. 

    Koko rose to prominence as King of Nembe. This was alongside other chiefs and kings in the Niger Delta region who had burnt their gods to show allegiance to the white man’s God.

    Tired of the unfair trading conditions, Koko soon reverted to his traditional religion, refusing to worship a God used to oppress his people and allied with the neighbouring region, Okpoma, against RNC to take back their trade.

    King Koko goes to war

    On January 29, 1895, King Koko led an attack on the RNC headquarters in Akassa in present-day Bayelsa. He was accompanied by 22 war canoes and 1,500 soldiers.  

    King Koko in His War Canoe on His Way down the River, from The Daily Graphic of March 30, 1895 [Wikimedia Commons]

    They destroyed the warehouses and offices, vandalised official and industrial machines, and burnt down the entire depot. 

    70 men were captured, 25 were killed, and 32 Brits were taken as hostages. This was part of the spoils of war to Nembe, and 13 were not accounted for. Many Brits were allegedly executed at the “Sacrifice Island” the next day, January 30, 1895.

    He then attempted to negotiate the release of the hostages to the RNC and choose his trading partners in exchange. Britain refused to negotiate, and, in retaliation, he had 40 hostages killed.

    The RNC reacts

    On February 20, 1985, British Royal Navy, led by Rear Admiral Sir Frederick Redford, attacked Nembe and killed most of its people. They also burnt the town to ashes.

    Admiral Redford [Wikimedia Commons]

    In April 1896, Koko refused the British settlement terms and was declared an outlaw. Britain then offered a £200 bounty for King Koko. He was forced to flee from the British, hiding in remote villages.

    Koko fled to Etiema, a remote village in the hinterland, where he died in 1898 in a suspected suicide.

    The RNC’s many atrocities led to its charter being revoked in 1899. It had to sell all holdings and territories for £865,000. 

    This is equivalent to  £110 million today, which in today’s exchange in naira is ₦53 billion. This was the money used to buy the territories now known as the country Nigeria.

    The RNC is still present today in Nigeria, only that it is known by a different name— Unilever.

  • How Britain Bought Lagos with Blood and £1,000

    How Britain Bought Lagos with Blood and £1,000

    If you asked a Nigerian in the 15th to 19th centuries to describe their version of “oil money”, two words come to mind — slave trade.

    British traders were at the heart of the slave trade before the UK government abolished the trade [BBC/Getty Images].

    Popularly known as the Transatlantic Slave Trade or Euro-American slave trade, this involved selling enslaved Africans to the Americas and Europe, usually by other Africans. 

    The first slave traders in Nigeria were Portuguese, who sold over 3.5 million Nigerians to the Americas and the Caribbean, primarily as cotton plantation workers. More than a million died from disease and starvation during the voyages. 

    Captive Africans being transferred to ships along the Slave Coast for the transatlantic slave trade, c. 1880. [Photos.com/Getty Images]

    Despite these deaths, these amounted to exponential economic growth for the nations involved. 

    The USA grew to provide 60% of the world’s cotton and some 70% of the cotton consumed by the British textile industry. 

    Profits made in the slave trade provided money for investment in British industry, with banks and insurance companies offering services to slave merchants. 

    Local chiefs enriched themselves with guns, mirrors, and other profitable income due to the trade-offs with these Western powers. 

    All this happened until the abolition of the slave trade in 1807 with the Slave Trade Act by William Wilberforce.

    The official medallion of the British Anti-slavery Society [Wikimedia Commons]

    Once slavery was abolished, Britain needed a legitimate means of exploiting resources conducting business. One of the largest slave ports came to mind — Lagos.

    This is where the story of Oba Akintoye and Prince Kosoko comes to light.

    The Akintoye-Kosoko power tussle 

    Obas Akintoye and Kosoko.

    After abolishment, slavery didn’t just disappear from Africa until 1852, especially in coastal places like Lagos.

    Trading at that point was so bad that the British Royal Navy had to establish a Task Force called the West Africa Squadron to pursue Portuguese, American and French slave ships and prevent local chiefs from selling more people.

    This affected local politics as some chiefs and kings wanted to keep trading, while some thought quitting was reasonable.

    A West Africa Squadron ship, HMS Black Joke fires on the Spanish Slaver, El Almirante [HistoryUK].

    In 1841, Oba Oluwole of Lagos died from a gunpowder explosion triggered by lightning. This left a vacancy on the throne that was contested between Prince Kosoko, the rightful heir, and his uncle, Prince Akintoye.

    Prince Kosoko was pro-slave-trade, making him popular with the chiefs and slave traders. However, Akintoye was a populist, a friend to the British and anti-slave trade, which made him unpopular with the local leaders.

    With these factors against Akintoye, it was easy for Kosoko to establish a coup against Akintoye and oust him from the throne into exile in 1845. With Kosoko’s ascension to power, the slave trade heightened. Lagosians became domestic slaves or chattel slaves for export. 

    Kosoko grew in wealth, with the ability to purchase guns, velvet robes, umbrellas, gunpowder and other valuable items from the proceeds of the slave trade. 

    With all this going on, Lagos looked more like a lost cause for the British anti-slave trade movement despite negotiations with Kosoko, and they didn’t like this. 

    They sought counsel on their next steps from a formerly enslaved person and first Black Bishop, Samuel Ajayi Crowther.

    The Revenge of Bishop Samuel Ajayi [Adjai] Crowther

    Bishop Samuel Ajayi Crowther [Guardian Nigeria]

    Samuel Ajayi [Adjai] Crowther is a familiar name in Nigerian history. 

    Many of us know him as a child from Osogun sold into slavery at 13 and traded several times before being rescued by the Royal Navy West African Squadron in Sierra Leone. 

    We also know him as the first Black Anglican Bishop and the first person to translate the Bible from English to Yoruba. 

    How was he then involved in the Lagos tussle? 

    Samuel Ajayi Crowther, 1890 [Slavery Images]

    Eight years after being admitted to the ministry as a priest by the Bishop of London, Crowther was received by Queen Victoria and Prince Albert in November 1851.

    Both the Queen and the Prince studied a map showing Lagos and Abeokuta and displayed great interest in the country’s trade. Ajayi described his enslavement and the state of slavery in Lagos at the time. 

    When Queen Victoria asked what the solution could be for slavery on the West African coast, Ajayi replied, “Seize Lagos by fire and by force”. He also argued that if Lagos were under Akitoye instead of Kosoko, the British commercial interest would be guaranteed and the slave trade suppressed.

    On November 20, 1851, a team consisting of the British consul in Lagos, Lord Beecroft, and other officers negotiated with Prince Kosoko one last time to end the slave trade, but he refused. 

    And with that, Beecroft sent the word to the senior officer of the Bights Division, Commander Forbes, to expel Kosoko and wage war on Lagos.  

    Preparation for war 

    “British Men o’ War Attacked by the King of Lagos” [James George Philip, 1851]

    One month later, in December 1851, the British Naval Forces travelled to Lagos for warfare. 

    On the part of the Lagosians, they had two concerns — the safety of their gunpowder, which was essential for fighting, and the effectiveness of the artillery forces, which were cannons, rockets and muskets. 

    For the British, their problems lay with the lagoon’s shallow waters. This made movement more difficult for their larger warships (HMS Penelope and Samson). Therefore, they had to make do with the smaller warships, HMS Bloodhound and Taser. 

    You will enjoy this story about the Ekumeku War: How Igbo Vigilantes Resisted Britain for 31 Years

    This was good news for the Lagos Army Commander, Oshodi Tapa. The Lagosians would not have been able to withstand 32-calibre cannons firing at them per minute. But that didn’t mean they were going to take chances. 

    Obituary poster for war chief, Oshodi Tapa [Sahara Weekly]

    Two rows of spiked coconut tree stems were placed underwater as an engineering technique to prevent the big warships from moving towards the shore. Then they placed long cannons on piles above sea level. 

    Now, the Lagosians were ready for the British. 

    A bloody Christmas 

    1851 Bombardment of Lagos by the British Naval Forces [Guardian Nigeria]

    On December 25, 1851, Oshodi Tapa attacked British ships that had gathered at the ports for weeks in disguise of a truce. Tapa planned to lure them into the traps they had set as soon as possible.

    The British fleet, which had 306 soldiers under Commander Forbes, sailed inward the following morning, and the Lagosians fled.

    However, this was a decoy, as the British were ambushed by Lagosians who murdered one officer and 13 soldiers and wounded four officers and 60 soldiers, including Lieutenant Corbett. They also captured one of their warships. 

    But the British retaliated 

    The Royal Navy were furious with the battle’s outcome and retaliated on December 27, 1851. They decided to go the route of an artillery storm because they knew they’d lose with infantry combat. 

    Captain Jones led the attack party consisting of HMS Bloodhound, HMS Teaser, and a flotilla of boats, including The Victoria and The Harlequin, equipped with overwhelming firepower.

    They engaged Kosoko’s army in a battle lasting three days. Kosoko put up a stiff resistance, but the Royal Navy’s superior firepower won the day. Kosoko and his leading chiefs fled Lagos for Epe on December 28, 1851.

    The aftermath

    A group of Lagosians managed to escape the blaze of the war and ran to the city’s northern outskirts. 

    They created a community called Agindigbi, which signifies the deafening sound of the cannons. This still exists as an area in the now Ikeja part of Lagos.

    Modern day Agindigbi in Ikeja [PropertyPro]

    The British chased away the remaining indigenes to spread the word upon arrival. 

    They found 48 letters in Kosoko’s palace corresponding with Kosoko and European slave traders. These can now be found in the British National Archives. 

    On December 29, the British installed Oba Akintoye as the Oba of Lagos. After Akintoye’s death on September 2, 1853, his son, Dosunmu, succeeded him as king. 

    King Dosunmu, King of Lagos [Alubarika]

    Under Dosunmu, the slave trade was revived briefly until the British convinced him to exchange the ports of Lagos for a yearly pension of 1,200 cowries (equivalent to £1,000). This was known as the Treaty of Cession in 1861. 

    From then on, Lagos was annexed to become a colony under the British.

    The impact 

    An aerial view of CMS in modern-day Lagos [Council on Foreign Relations]

    Britain’s conquest of  Lagos and its commercial activities made Lagos an economic hub. By 1872, Lagos was a cosmopolitan trading centre with a population over 60,000

    Since then, it has become one of the largest cities in West Africa, with an estimated metropolitan population of over 15.9 million people in 2023. Lagos is also the most profitable state in Nigeria, with a $136.6 billion GDP

  • We Know How the UK Should Punish Nigerian Politicians

    We Know How the UK Should Punish Nigerian Politicians

    It seems like Nigerians aren’t the only ones concerned about the 2023 elections, even our colonisers have taken some interest as well. Considering that our immigration rate to the United Kingdom has increased to 64% in one year, it’s not exactly surprising.

    The British High Commissioner to Nigeria, Catriona Laing, has warned all political parties and officials that Britain would be “watching very closely” to see who’ll mess up and commit electoral fraud or sponsor violence. The punishment? Visa restrictions that’ll stop them from flying to the  UK. 

    But is this enough to stop Nigerian politicians from misbehaving? The UK can do more to pepper our politicians should they dare to tamper with the elections and we have some ideas.

    Ban all UK hospitals from attending to Nigerian politicians

    Medical tourists like the All Progressives Congress (APC) candidate, Bola Tinubu, and Peoples’ Democratic Party (PDP) candidate, Atiku Abubakar, and others like them should be banished to the Nigerian medical trenches if they do so much as sneeze on our votes.


    Seize all their foreign assets 

    Nigerian politicians love showing off their wealth with assets abroad, and the UK is a favourite destination. It would be a shame if the UK government seized everything election riggers own in their jurisdiction, from apartment buildings to the smallest toothbrush. 

    Deport their children 

    Who says it’s only politicians that need to pay for rigging elections? Even their children studying at Cambridge and Nottingham need to pay for their parents’ misdeeds. 

    Public humiliation

    The UK always threatens visa restrictions for election riggers before Nigerian elections but we never hear about the people affected. Maybe it’s time for them to start naming offenders on their blacklist so we can more loudly shame them in public. We have some rotten tomatoes that need to be thrown. 

    You’re free to add your own punishments too.

  • But How Does Queen Elizabeth II’s Death Affect Nigeria?

    But How Does Queen Elizabeth II’s Death Affect Nigeria?

    Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom lived a long eventful life, but she finally died at the age of 96 on September 8th, 2022. 

    The queen’s exit is the end of an era and its impact isn’t limited to just her home from where colonialism did a global tour. Her death will directly impact many things in Britain from the nation’s anthem to its banknotes. 

    But what impact can the queen’s death possibly have in Nigeria?

    We’ll probably name something after her

    But How Does Queen Elizabeth II's Death Affect Nigeria?

    As Nigeria’s former monarch, it should come as no shock to anyone when the Nigerian government decides to (re)name something important after Queen Elizabeth.

    Serial presidential aspirant, Adamu Garba, is already ahead of everyone and suggesting the University of Nigeria, Nsukka (UNN) be renamed in the queen’s honour

    We can expect the Nigerian government to do oversabi and name the Fourth Mainland Bridge or soon-to-be-completed Second Niger Bridge in her honour.

    There may be a public holiday

    But How Does Queen Elizabeth II's Death Affect Nigeria?

    The United Kingdom will likely set aside a day as a public holiday in honour of the queen. As part of the Commonwealth of Nations, Nigeria may decide to adopt this holiday, but this isn’t set in stone. We can always do with an extra holiday sha, and treat it as a final gift from the queen. Buhari, make it happen!

    ALSO READ: Why the FG Needs to Give Us More Public Holidays

    Renegotiate Commonwealth membership

    Speaking of the Commonwealth of Nations, the queen’s death is expected to affect the political association that’s been criticised as a post-colonial legacy of the British empire. It’s a PR club to launder the history of an empire that colonised and exploited the world. And the queen’s death may be the catalyst to finally burn it to the ground.

    But How Does Queen Elizabeth II's Death Affect Nigeria?

    Those Benin Bronzes

    Over 100 years after British soldiers destroyed the Benin Kingdom and stole thousands of artefacts, many of them remain scattered all over the world. While many institutions are starting to return these artefacts, the British Museum which houses the biggest collection has insisted on hanging on to them. They keep telling Nigeria:

    Maybe King Charles will press the museum’s neck to return them in an attempt to earn some low-hanging goodwill?

    Buhari has a trip to plan

    But How Does Queen Elizabeth II's Death Affect Nigeria?

    Buhari can’t allow a good excuse to travel to the UK go to waste, and the queen’s death is a reason as good as any. Expect our travel blogger-in-chief to hop on a plane anytime soon to go console King Charles.

    But How Does Queen Elizabeth II's Death Affect Nigeria?

    ALSO READ: Operation London Bridge: Queen Lizzie Is Dead

  • This Video Perfectly Describes Everything We Feel About Adulting

    This Video Perfectly Describes Everything We Feel About Adulting

    Adulting is hard.

    Like very very very hard.

    Whether you are in Nigeria or in Obodo, you will agree that “adulting” is not even easy at all.

    There are so many responsibilities and expectations. Sometimes you just want to scream:

    In Nigeria, PHCN will suffer you. Fuel prices will make you cry. The Federal Government will just be doing anyhow.

    In the obodo, they will work you like a slave and tax you like an animal.

    But at least there’s plenty light na abi?

    …Only if you pay your electricity bill sha.

    Short story, there’s sha sufferhead everywhere.

    Although some people prefer their sufferhead in the abroad.

    This Naija guy chose obodo sufferhead and now, it appears he’s tired of it all.

    Below is a skit by comedienne Maraji, showing an argument between a Nigerian man and his British wife, and it perfectly describes everything we feel about adulting.
    https://youtu.be/qq5YPY64QnE

    If you could totally relate to this video, and you’re absolutely done with adulting, then this next post is for you:

    https://zikoko.com/gist/read-these-tweets-and-relate-to-how-life-really-is-for-men-aged-between-24-29/