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  • There are more than 23 million people living in Lagos. So how best do you decongest? Extort, sorry tax people! In the space of four days, the Lagos State government has come up with barrage of taxes aimed at sending everyone back to their villages. Here’s the tea:

    First, there is the new taxes on e-hailing companies. Techcabal has a full load down, but the long and short of it include the facts that:

    1. There is a blanket N10 million operating fee for every 1,000 e-hailing taxis – Think Uber, Bolt, etc. There’s also an annual renewal fee of N5 million.
    2. 10% of every transaction paid by every customer will also be collected as a service tax.

    Of course, who bears the brunt of those taxes, you guessed right, you.

    The State also announced that a 5% levy will be charged on all audio and visual contents produced and sold within the state. The Lagos State Film and Video Censors Board (LSFVCB) has given a one-month ultimatum to content creators, after which defaulters have been told they will severely sanctioned.

    WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?

    Make no mistake, taxes are civic duties that must be discharged. In fact, research shows that civic engagement increases in societies with higher tax remittances. But what is particularly curious with Nigerian governments is the urge to milk the populace dry once they are in financially cash-strapped.It’s 2020. There’s been a pandemic for the literally the entire year. How about we brainstorm on how the already financially handicapped citizens can get back on their feet, and then see how we impose taxes on a wealthy populace. And we had the exact same issue with the NIPOST fee.

    But no, government get coconut head.

  • 13 Things Every Nigerian Who Uses Ride-Hailing Apps Will Get

    If you’re a Nigerian that uses ride-hailing apps like Uber and Bolt to get around, then you know that it comes with its own fair share of stress — from clueless drivers to unwarranted surges.

    Here are 13 things you have undoubtedly experienced:

    1. When you’re about to order a ride and you see a surge.

    Which scam is this again?

    2. You, switching through apps to find the cheapest ride:

    Even if it’s just N50 cheaper.

    3. When the driver that accepts is “completing another trip”.

    Why did you now give me this one?

    4. When the driver accepts your ride then refuses to move.

    Gombe state 100 computers

    What the hell?

    5. When the driver’s rating is lower than 4.0.

    Not today, Satan.

    6. “Hope it’s a cash trip.”

    Ugh. The worst.

    7. “What’s your destination?”

    Why does that matter, abeg?

    8. How they look at you when you sit at the back:

    No vex.

    9. When the driver starts trying to gist with you.

    Please, free me.

    10. When the driver is asking you for directions.

    Use your map oh.

    11. When the driver takes the longest possible route.

    What nonsense is this?

    12. You, calculating your fare when you get stuck in traffic.

    I’m dead.

    13. “Don’t forget my 5 stars.”

    Don’t stress me.