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  • 8 Signs Your Partner’s Bestie Is Just Waiting Their Turn

    8 Signs Your Partner’s Bestie Is Just Waiting Their Turn

    Your partner’s nice and charming “bestie” probably doesn’t wish you well. In fact, chances are they want you to mess up. If you notice any of these things, just know they’re an opp.

    They actually call your partner “bestie”

    That’s the first red flag. Open your eyes so they don’t take you fi idiat.

    They’re nice to you

    That’s because they’re already plotting how you won’t be there for long. Just watch your back.

    Or they’re not nice to you

    Maybe it’s biting their body that you’re taking up their rightful space, and they’ve had enough. Or they were nice to you before, and you’re now overstaying your welcome. Either way, don’t lose guard.

    They’re always offering your partner food

    They’re basically using every tactic in the book at this point. You need to watch out.

    They’re always giving unnecessary advice about what your partner likes

    If you can’t see they’re secretly plotting your downfall, then we can’t save you. Once they start telling you, “Buy this for him, it’ll make him smile”, sound the alarm.

    They’re always shipping the two of you

    They’re overcompensating for the bad belle they have for your relationship when you’re not there. If they start smiling and shipping you and your partner, frown and ask them what’s funny. Don’t let them fool you.

    They stay up to wish your partner “Happy birthday” before you

    If you call your partner by 12:00 a.m., and they’re already on another call, hold their bestie responsible. They’re obviously at war with you.

    They have inside jokes

    Once they start giggling with each other about stuff that happened way before you met your partner, you’re the third wheel.


    NEXT READ: All The Things That Happen When Your Bestie Gets A Boyfriend


  • All The Wahala That Comes With Having A Bestfriend Of The Opposite Sex

    1. When your mom sees both of you gisting and laughing and you try to explain you’re just friends.

    “All other girls have girls as their friends, it’s only your own that is different!”

    2. When you have to tell people you’re not dating for the thousandth time.

    I’m done. Just done.

    3. How his girlfriend starts shouting when she sees you with him.

    Madam you need to calm down!

    4. When your bestie is in a relationship but they’re trying to block your own destiny.

    Nawa! Are you an agent of the devil?

    5. How you console them when they’re heartbroken.

    But did I not warn you?

    6. When you start liking them by mistake.

    Ewwwww!!! How did this happen o?

    7. When you get priority treatment and their girlfriend is vexing.

    I’ve known him since before they born you, so shut up my fren!

    8. How you have to convince your potential boyfriend your relationship is innocent.

    Uncle, we are just friends o!

    9. Your face when people say you should ‘just date now’.

    Will you gerrarahia?

    10. When they get into a fight with their girlfriend, and she comes to meet you to help them settle it.

    Jesus will fix it for you ma!