beard | Zikoko!

Astor George

September 4, 2021

In Your Feels, Man Dem, Quizzes

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1. Your beard is basically a food tray.

You think I'm vein when I glance in the mirror.. na fam just checking if I have any bread crumbs stuck in my beard
— AYS (@Badamasiiii) December 22, 2016

2. This always happens because your beard has a life of its own.

I hate wearing certain jackets and the Velcro straps get stuck to my beard #BeardGangProblems
— Good Reverend Dr. Von Doom (@goodreverenddr) March 2, 2017

3. People without connecting beard be like:

Never seen a beard translate to money in the bank though.
— Oladipo (@DipoAW) May 24, 2017

4. You with your beard VS you when you shave your beard.

https://twitter.com/Datzmenoni/status/847849955838570496

5. Dealing with oversabi relatives that like to hate on your beard.

All these "shave your beard" visitors that are not dropping money can like to shift.
— Daniel Orubo (@NerdEfiko) December 26, 2016

6. When a Nigerian police sights your beard.

https://twitter.com/femifactor/status/870273362148417536

7. Guys with connecting beard can’t relate to this.

Bro: "Habibti, would you like to marry?"
Sis: "Nah…. If your beard doesn't connect, then we don't connect."
Bro: pic.twitter.com/qdfzuTyYKi
— 『Jay』Ⓙ (@FreddoAkh) July 7, 2016

8. Nothing truer than this TBH!

https://twitter.com/iamsupervillain/status/861175987891048452

9. Stop slapping your boys o!

https://twitter.com/iamsupervillain/status/854592025773170688

10. Your WCW is triggered by this tweet.

You say you hate Yoruba boys but as soon as 6"3 Tunde with beard says he'll cook for you, you're in his bed doing "I don't usually do this"
— SukunasKitchen (@_Pvplx_) November 23, 2015

11. This forward-thinking woman.

https://twitter.com/TheUfuoma_/status/870726696571371520

Maryam

June 7, 2017

Oldies

beard, beard gang
1. Wole Soyinka

Grey and popping!
2. Phyno

Why such a fine beard?
3. Common

Beard + freckles, equals damn cute!
4. Obi Somto

Does Obi use some kind of fertilizer?
5. Drake

Your boyfriend needs to meet Drake for advice, though.
6. Noble Igwe

Even the hair on our head is not this fine.
7. Lynxxx

Can we be your Mrs Lynxxx(s)?
8. Idris Elba

Diz tew much!
9. Fine-guy-we-don’t-know

Who has his number though? Asking for a friend.
10. Jidenna

Our man crush everyday.
11. Rick Ross

The baba of them all!
12. RMD

You wish your Sugar Daddy looked like this!
13. Hon. Desmond Elliot

How does he keep it so even? lawn mower?
14. Praiz

So grateful he joined the gang!

Shola

November 10, 2016

Oldies

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1. Your beard is basically a food tray.

2. This always happens because your beard has a life of its own.

3. People without connecting beard be like:

4. You with your beard VS you when you shave your beard.

5. Dealing with oversabi relatives that like to hate on your beard.

6. When a Nigerian police sights your beard.

7. Guys with connecting beard can’t relate to this.

8. Nothing truer than this TBH!

9. Stop slapping your boys o!

10. Your WCW is triggered by this tweet.

11. This forward-thinking woman.

1. Wole Soyinka

2. Phyno

3. Common

4. Obi Somto

5. Drake

6. Noble Igwe

7. Lynxxx

8. Idris Elba

9. Fine-guy-we-don’t-know

10. Jidenna

11. Rick Ross

12. RMD

13. Hon. Desmond Elliot

14. Praiz