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This BBN All-Stars season, all we’ve gotten is wickedness, cruelty and a huge pot of misogyny. We’ve had enough. If Big Brother doesn’t know how to return his show to past glory, we’re ever ready and available to help him.
Bring back regular people
Twitter and Instagram influencers are nice, but we’re tired of them. This isn’t just about the All-Stars season; the last few editions have been filled with micro-celebrities. Big Brother needs to pack the obscure baddies and baddettes of Nigeria and drag them into his house from now on. If he does this, we’d stop hearing different variations of “Do you know who I am?” and “You can’t talk to me outside.”
Punish people immediately
Remember when housemates would act mad and see the consequence of their action in real-time? Yeah, we need that to return.
Do the jury system well
That thing Biggie called a jury system that saved “you know who” for that long? Yeah, that’s not it. Biggie needs to bring the system back and allow all the housemates go on their knees and beg the jury to keep them in the house.
Movie night
Look, they have a garden. All we ask is that Biggie pull out a big projector, bring the housemates out and make them watch each other gossip about themselves. The fights that will rock Ilupeju, Biggie might just have to reveal himself and beg them to stop.
Give us control
Big Brother needs to find a way to let us control what happens in his house. We get to vote one housemate and use them to nominate other housemates for eviction, scatter relationships and throw more mud in Biggie’s already muddy waters.
Bring back the pairs
Every season, Biggie’s housemates turn his house to Love Island Lite, so he might as well bargain for that from the very beginning and select his housemates based on their compatibility. He brings in these pairs, and they play together, win HOH together and nominate other pairs for eviction together.
Put everyone up till the sixth week
Biggie needs to damn the consequences and just have all his housemates up from the second they step into his house. We need to see if someone would pull a Tacha and not pack or dress up for the evictions.
Bring in the exes
Bringing exes at the beginning of the show is fine, but imagine the chaos that would have ensued if they brought Vee, Prince Nelson, Ike and maybe Erica while their exes were acting a fool in Biggie’s house.
Big Brother’s dashed the housemates the first week in his house, but do they have what it takes to behave themselves and take that ₦120m on day 72?
Well, with his new eviction rules, we can’t be sure who’ll emerge winner, but based on these housemates’ past and current behaviours; here are some pretty good guesses
Princess
During her season, she left the second the public had a chance to vote. We’re not saying history might repeat itself, but instead of looking for ways to garner the housemate’s pity like Soma, she’s been gliding through the house talking about how Biggie owes her a long stay in his house.
Chance of winning the prize money – No offense, but zero. She’s moving like she wants to go back home to rest, and the jury might just grant that wish on Sunday.
Doyin
Walking out right behind Princess would most likely be Doyin. Tthe therapist role she’s playing around the house won’t put her name in the housemates’ mouths when it’s “pardon me please” time.
Chance of winning the prize money – 1. It might grow, but for now, the jury has no reason to save her.
Soma
He can only ride on the housemates’ goodwill for so long. Very soon, they will leave him to fend for himself and once more he would walk out Biggie’s house prematurely.
Chance of winning the prize money – 3. He’s given us some drama in the house, so the jury might be lenient with him.
Seyi
Everyone in the house is friends with Seyi, but there’s a zero percent chance any of the housemates would actually save him in the diary room. And seeing as he’s managed to piss off half the population of voters with his blatant misogyny, he just might be returning to his wife and son soon.
Chance of winning the prize money – A weak 3. He’s only staying if the members of the jury are his friends.
Neoenergy
It’s safe to say that anyone who made it to the finale with 1.94% of the votes during their season would be swallowed during this All-Stars season.
Chance of winning the prize money – A 3 that might grow if he makes the right alliances and stops letting his cousin fight his battles in the house.
Tolanibaj
We won’t lie and say she’s not giving drama but if that drama doesn’t move on from this mess with Ilebaye and Neoenergy, then she’ll be leaving Biggie’s house two weeks after she came.
Chance of winning the prize money – A 3. Her chances might grow to a 4 if she finally gives us the ship with Neoenergy we’ve been eyeing since their season.
Ike
Yes, his plan this season is obviously to set Biggie’s house on fire, but he only has one true alliance in that house – Venita, so no one else is going to save him.
Chance of winning the prize money – 4. Unlike the last time, he no longer has the Mercenaries on his side. He should have just stayed home and started a business, Moniepoint would have helped him.
Ilebaye
Everyone might be upset about the bullying she’s facing in the house, but the fans pitched their tents five years ago, so the current chances of that outrage translating to votes are slimmer than the chances of Pere letting that “General” name rest.
Chance of winning the prize money – It’s a strong 4, because while the pity votes might not keep her in the house, the jury might pity her and extend her stay.
Kiddwaya
, Kiddwaya is obviously ready for the game this season. The housemates might never save him, but he’ll probably just keep winning the HOH games or finding the black envelope of immunity.
Chance of winning the prize money – 4
Venita
It’s honestly 50/50 with Venita. On some days, she’s good and everyone likes her, on other days she’s in someone’s face, ready to pounce if they say one wrong word.
Chance of winning the prize money – 5, she’s a walking drama magnet and she just started a ship with Adekunle, so even if the fans and housemates don’t save her; the jury might. Of course, all this is dependent on how long she can hold herself back from beating someone and getting disqualified.
Uriel
After her shenanigans at the last Saturday rave, it’s safe to say Uriel now has a lot more fans than when she first walked into the house.
Chance of winning the prize money – A very strong 5.
Adekunle
Bad Boy Deks came ready this season, and while that can only take him so far with Biggie’s new rules; more people have joined his fan base, and that’s always a good thing.
Chance of winning the prize money – 6, only because he’s not annoying enough to be on the jury’s chop list.
Cross
He might be fun to have in the house and all of that, but he’s sharing fans with like four other housemates. So, sorry to him, and may the jury be in his favor.
Chance of winning the prize money – 6
Pere
His fans seem to like him, which is great for him because the way he’s moving this season, the housemates won’t save him; and if he mistakenly smells bottom four, the jury might send him back to his barracks.
Chance of winning the prize money – 7
Angel
She was a finalist in her season, and she seems to have Twitter on lock. She’s also making strong alliances in the house, so if she ever needs saving, the housemates might just come through for her.
Chance of winning the prize money – 7
Alex
She might not win the money, but she made it to the final five during her season, and that says a lot about her fanbase.
Chance of winning the prize money – 8
Frodd
With the way Frodd has been moving quietly and gently in that house, there’s a chance he just might sneak his way to day 72. Will he win the money? We highly doubt it, but there are no signs that he’ll be returning to his wife anytime soon.
Chance of winning the prize money – 8
Whitemoney
He has a strong fanbase, but there’s the fact he’s sharing those fans with Kiddwaya, and everyone’s had enough of the struggle strategy (which he can’t even try because he just bought a Maybach). He won his season, but now, in the house with all these stars, does he have enough star power to win again?
Chance of winning the prize money – 9
CeeC
She has fans that stuck with her through her season, and since then. The housemates might not save her, in fact, some might try to provoke her into earning a strike, but if she keeps her cool and, her fans will get her to the last day.
Chance of winning the prize money – 10, as long as she does nothing to sabotage her game.
Mercy Eke
She’ll most likely leave the house with Big Brother’s money because if we want to put aside the Mercenaries (her fanbase) she seems like a very likable person. If the housemates decide not to save her — because it’s a game and she’s the strongest contender there — and she somehow ends up in the bottom four, she’s still not going anywhere. “No leave, no transfer” Lambo edition.
Chance of winning the prize money – 10
You might not be in the running for that ₦120m, but with Moniepoint, you can start your own business and get your bag.
Big Brother’s decided to gather all his favourite children together in his house. Doesn’t matter if the last time he saw you was six years ago or last year, he called, they answered. Obviously, that has changed the dynamics of the game. What we didn’t expect, however, was for them to turn Biggie’s house into a secondary school with their numerous cliques, factions, and general behavior.
Head Girl
At Biggie’s school for the stars and star-lites, Mercy’s the resident head girl, and understandably so. She settles fights, treats all the girls like her little sisters, and loves on everyone…that isn’t trying her school daughter.
Clique – The bad b**ch squad
Relationship status – Her boyfriend goes to a different school.
Head Girl’s school daughter
It’s giving Mercy’s school daughter, but not the kind where everything ends at school. She and Mercy are neighbours, and they do everything together; sneaking out to parties and fighting each other’s battles. She’s vocal about what she believes in and is president of the Debate, Press, and World Leaders Clubs.
Clique – The bad b**ch squad
Relationship status – She says her boyfriend is in another school, but right now, Soma is nice to her, and she likes it.
Head Boy
When Mercy contested for her head girl position, Frodd, her bestie, decided to throw his hat into the head boy ring. He’s giving off serious “I can’t come and kill myself” head-boy energy. He just wants to walk in wisdom, tell everyone about his girlfriend, let Seyi (his deputy) do all the heavy work, and treat all the girls in the school like his sisters.
Clique – He belongs to none, but he belongs to all.
Relationship status – His girlfriend goes to a different school.
Deputy Head Girl
Venita’s the assistant head girl, so on the rare occasion where people try to undermine Mercy’s authority, she steps right in and calls everyone to order. At the beginning of the term all you had to do was whisper gbas from across the room, and she’d be ready to give you gbos; but now she has a little crush on a junior, and that seems to have calmed her down.
Clique – The bad b**ch squad
Relationship status – In a thing with Junior Adekunle. Don’t ask what it is, but it makes her giddy.
Social Prefect
Neoenergy is Venita’s cousin and, in turn, Mercy’s school son. He’s the finest and most popular boy in school; everyone wants him, but he just wants to focus on his books and making his crushgirlfriend best friend happy. He’s the social prefect too, and he takes his work very seriously.
Clique – It’s just him and his bestie.
Relationship status – He says single, but don’t let his bestie catch you near him.
Deputy Social Prefect
Neoenergy’s best friend and the deputy head girl’s school daughter. All the girls in school know not to go near Neo because his best friend has craze and is not afraid to show it.
Clique – It’s just her and her bestie.
Relationship status – She says single, but we see her around Neoenergy, and it’s not giving single.
Labour Prefect
He went to military school for a total of two weeks then transferred to Biggie’s school for stars and star-lites. Since then, he’s been walking around like he owns the place.
Clique – The “Na We Dey Run Am” clique
Relationship Status – None, but we see him with Alex.
The OG IJGB
He got back from America five years ago but has refused to let go of his accent. His parents sent him to Nigeria to teach him a lesson, but instead of learning, he’s been scheming, plotting, and stealing from people’s lockers.
Clique – The “Na We Dey Run Am” clique
Relationship status – Single to a blinding stupor
Mess Hall Prefect
She’s the hottest babe in the school. She knows what she wants and sorry for you if it’s your man because she will take him . She’s the the Mess Hall Prefect and also president of the Home Maker’s club , so it makes sense that she and Whitemoney get into little arguments every now and again.
Clique – None
Relationship status – Anywhere belle face. Right now, it seems to be in Kiddwaya’s direction.
Self-proclaimed school therapist
Junior Doyin believes she knows best, which is probably why she’s appointed herself the role of Ilebaye’s voice of reasoning/therapist/truth talker. All her besties in school are boys.
Clique – D ‘n’ I against the world
Relationship status – Single, but eyeing Kiddwaya.
Proprietor’s grandchild
She’s giving peak “I’m the proprietor’s grandchild”. She likes to talk about how calm she is but always finds herself on the seniors’ floor, causing trouble.
Clique – D ‘n’ I against the world
Relationship status – Single, but if your boyfriend enters her eyes, sorry.
Deputy Mess Hall Prefect
He’s the school cook’s son, so it makes sense that he’s the vice president of the Home Maker’s club, and the deputy Mess Hall prefect. He’s always trying to correct Uriel’s recipes, sewing skills, and leadership style. Whitemoney’s also started a small side hustle where he sells jollof rice out of his locker.
Clique – We don’t know, but it looks like their meeting spot is the kitchen.
Relationship status – Single.
The School’s fighting sisters
They’re half sisters but they can’t stand each other and always carry their beef from house to school. They both belong to the Writer’s club, and every club gathering turns into a Cynthia vs Amuche showdown.
Clique – They belong to none
Relationship status – Single, but Cross and Pere, respectively, are on their cases.
Vice President of Debate Team
He’s the vice president of the debate team. While he’s nice to all the girls, all he wants to do is read his books and hold Venita’s hand.
Clique – None, he’s just observing
Relationship status – Don’t tell Venita yet, but we think he likes her.
It’s one thing to get into Big Brother’s house, it’s another to last in there. The people on this list may have touched foot in the big man’s house, but he needs to call them once more and run it back.
Isilomo from Big Brother Naija: Pepper Dem
This queen came into the house with the energy of someone ready and willing to cause drama and give chaos, then Big Brother decided the odds weren’t in her favour and sent her to her house the same week she came into his house.
Kimoprah from Big Brother Naija: Pepper Dem
We just want to see Kimoprah’s gorgeousness on our screen once again. We’re not really asking for much, are we?
Diane from Big Brother Naija: Pepper Dem
This is just wishful thinking because we know Diane’s now doing Nollywood things and said she doesn’t care about this season, but look at it this way: if she comes into the house, she could join another ship, and then we can get a second dose of the reunion drama.
Khloe from Big Brother Naija: Double Wahala
Yes, Biggie already gave her a second chance, but what’s a third in the grand scheme of things?
Kiddwaya from Big Brother Naija: Lockdown
The man needs to book the next flight into Biggie’s house and give us relationship Kidd 2.0, complete with the special dancing kit he comes with.
Brighto from Big Brother Naija: Lockdown
He definitely gave it his all the first time around, turning semo at 2 AM and giving everyonethe worst possible advice, so we need him to return and wreak havoc once more.
Ka3na from Big Brother Naija: Lockdown
Look, she milked the two weeks she had in the house, then came to the reunion and owned it. We’re honestly surprised Big Brother didn’t call her back to co-host the reunion of the next season with Ebuka and unleash some more chaos.
Lilo from Big Brother Naija: Lockdown
Lilo looked very promising in the first five hours of her stay in Biggie’s house, and she obviously had a shipping strategy that just needed time to sit. She seems to be doing great outside he house, but we need her backin Big Brother’s house so we can see what we missed out on the first time.
Eric from Big Brother Naija: Lockdown
With the amount of noodles Eric was consuming, we suspect Biggie sent him out the first time because he was about to run the man out of house and home. We hope he’s done some introspection and can return and give us shipping pro max in the new season.
Jmk from Big Brother Naija: Shine Ya Eye
Yes, she has a restaurant now, and is doing her own thing, but if she makes a return, she could market the restaurant and give us some more of that good, calm drama we know she’s capable of. It’s a win-win.
This All-Stars season, some of Biggies’s House guests are bringing in the drama and giving us fights and triangles we never saw coming, but it’s still not enough. It’s only right that Big Brother brings in even more House guests to really give us a show.
Vee
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We’ve been asking for Vee from the first day we saw Neo and TolaniBaj together in the house. TolaniBaj might be gone now, but then, there’s Venita. We need to see if they’ll bring their outside beef into Biggie’s house and burn it down.
Leo
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Given his history with both Cee-C and Alex, we’re begging Big Brother on our knees to drag him into his house. Alex and Cee-C might have reconciled, but would their drama from the first week pick up with a mutual ex in the house?
Miracle
This guy is the silent disruptor that Biggie’s house needs. He will clinch all the tasks, arena money and still manage to win the show despite not being an official competitor.
Saga
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Even though Somgel and Adenita are currently sailing smoothly on Biggie’s waters, we’re convinced Saga will give us a more worthwhile ship with Ilebaye. The man is clearly a hopeless romantic.
Nengi
After making a grown man behave like he was seeing a fine woman for the first time in life in her season, only Nengi can cause altercations in Biggie’s house without even stepping inside. Imagine her there.
Arin
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Seyi and Ike might’ve left the house, but other men in the house seem ready to take their place, which is why we need Arin to stage a return. If the housemates think Angel is bad, they should wait for Arin to come in and hear them slander her gender. They would face many problems.
Eric
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The Housemates are already hiding food and fighting about who’s eating what. Biggie needs to bring in the noodle-eating champion and watch as he eats himself and the other housemates out of house and home.
Miyonse
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We see how Whitemoney fights everyone who enters his sacred kitchen. But what will he do once Miyonse enters and starts making his noodles puff-puff for the house?
Khloe
The grace to get back inside Biggie’s house after eviction may elude Khloe this time, but that doesn’t matter. We just want to see her with Venita. Methinks, they’ll make an explosive combination.
While we beg Big Brother to give us these particular house guests, you can tune into GOtv channel 29 or download the #MyGOtvApp to stay connected to the show and your faves 24/7. Don’t forget to vote to keep your faves in the house.
