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  • We Ranked The BBNaija 2020 Housemates

    We Ranked The BBNaija 2020 Housemates

    Even if you live under a rock, you probably know that the contestants from this year’s Big Brother are pretty popular. Because I want to look for trouble, I’m going to rank this season’s housemates in order of personal preference.

    Enjoy:

    10. Vee and Neo

    The Bonnie and Clyde of the season deserve a joint spot on the list. They played the housemates like chess, and despite the fact that they have no fanbase of their own, they have used borrowed fans to secure spots in the top 5. You have to respect that.

    9. Lucy

    Lucy’s on this list because, for the most part, she was this season’s sympathetic villain. She was an instigator or participant in most of this season’s juiciest fights, and even after leaving the house, she is still causing wahala and throwing shade on her media rounds.

    8. Tolani Baj

    Tolani Baj started with the right energy, but somewhere along the line, she kind of lost it. Her vibrant personality has been very evident since she left the house, and if we had seen that side of her while she was still a housemate, she’d be much higher on this list.

    7. Prince

    On paper, Prince is the one housemate that looks a lot like a BBNaija winner. He is multi-talented, scandal-free and was very coordinated in the house. But Nigerians want chaos mixed with PDA, so they let him go. They’ll live to regret it sha.

    6. Dorathy

    Dorathy is one of the housemates left in the game who actually deserves a spot in the top 5 this year. She’s had her head and priorities right from day one. One or two times she tripped and caught feelings, but she brushed them right off and kept her eyes on the prize.

    5. Ozo

    When we first saw Ozo, we thought we had met the Miracle of this season. But after watching him for 8 weeks and counting, he has shown us that he stepped right out of a Zee World rom-com. He has his moments, but his tedious obsession with Nengi is the reason he isn’t higher on this list.

    4. Nengi

    When the show first started, everyone thought it would be us watching Nengi play ten-ten with all the guy’s heads for the 10 weeks, but 8 weeks later and she is not even the first or second most talked about housemate. Still, she is inherently watchable and would make a solid winner.

    3. Kiddwaya

    It took viewers some time to warm up to Kiddwaya, but when they finally fell for him, they fell really hard. Kidd was the vibes in the house, the one who was there for the fun of it and gave the viewers their money’s worth in entertainment value.

    2. Erica

    Erica is the second most popular housemate from this season and for good reason. Her star quality is undentiable. Even now that she’s left the show — taking away Laycon’s only real competition — she is almost always still trending on social media.

    1. Laycon

    This year, Laycon is the people’s choice. He’s the one with the biggest, loudest and fiercest fanbase. He is like Efe, but with the talent. Some say it’s because he is talented, others say it’s a pity votes. Whatever it is, he is riding on it to N85 million. 

    David Odunlami

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  • You Don’t Watch Big Brother? You Can Definitely Relate To This

    You Don’t Watch Big Brother? You Can Definitely Relate To This

    Except you live under a cave, there are just some things that you have to know. This year’s edition of Big Brother has been hugely popular on social media. Has it always been this popular, or is everyone watching it because they’re stuck at home? I don’t know. But I haven’t related with a tweet as badly as I relate to this one:

    https://twitter.com/PeyiOyelo/status/1302510353893523458?s=20

    I’ve therefore decided to make a list of things I know about Big Brother, even though I’ve never seen an episode.

    1. Everyone loves Laycon

    I don’t know why, but for some reason, he’s probably going to win. Everyone just loved him from the beginning. He’s also a singer.

    2. Erica is out, but she still got some money

    Because fans decided to start a GoFundMe for her and now she’s a millionaire. God when.

    3. Nengi is a bad bitch

    Apparently, many of the guys in the house are tripping for her, and she is using them to play ten-ten. A queen.

    4. Kiddwaya can dance

    I don’t even know if this one is correct. Is it?

    5. Ozo is a simp

    He keeps writing Nengi love letters and telling her he wants to marry her. He also follows her everywhere. She doesn’t even like him.

    6. Gordon’s makes people confess

    Erica apparently confessed a shitload of stuff after drinking Gordon’s Dry Gin. Twitter really went ham on that one.

    7. Ozo says a lot of “For me like”

    That’s it.

    8. They eat Indomie every single day

    And it’s because Indomie sponsors the show. End slavery.

    9. There’s someone named Ka3na

    And apparently, it’s meant to be Kathrina? All of you are smoking. Is she still in the house?

    David Odunlami

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  • If Nigerian Mothers Were In The BBNaija House

    If Nigerian Mothers Were In The BBNaija House

    The Big Brother House prides itself as a house of premium drama. Sometimes they give us this drama, sometimes not. But imagine the level of drama that will happen if Nigerian mothers get into that house. Just imagine it.

    1. The house will open with morning devotion everyday.

    It will last about two hours or more. They will commit the organisers of the show into God’s hands, they will pray against evil spirit, they will pray for grace to win, they will also pray for the nation. Just as they are rounding up, someone will say they should pray for their families at home, and everyone will start again.


    2. While all the mothers are avoiding the workout session, there will be that overzealous mother.

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    Mama no regret. Age is nothing but a number. She will most likely be Igbo.


    3. There will definitely be house chores wahala. The whole house cannot be cleaning while Mummy Junior is sleeping. Are we her slave?

    And this is how wahala will start.


    4. Somebody will remind Big Brother that she has given birth to children his age.

    In other words, mind how you talk to me. That I’m in this house does not mean I don’t have other things to do oh.


    5. There will be talk about someone’s food not being sweet.

    And then the cook will hear it and wahala go start afresh.


    6. Diary sessions will look like this.

    And then there will be transfer of aggression.


    7. And yes, somebody’s mother will beat another person’s mother.

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    A fight which, naturally, will spread outside the house so that Mother A will tell her children not to greet Mother B. My enemy is my children’s enemy kind of thing.


    8. There will be oppression too. Na my lace fine pass your own and other shenanigans.

    Does this scene not look like that?

    9. Friday parties be like…

    Diggit diggit.


    10. When a mother is evicted, expect premium tea.

    In two years, she will publish a book about how BBNaija is something from the marine kingdom.


    11. Did we mention anything about nicknames?

    JesusMummy; AngelGrace; Classic Woman; Virtuous Lady; DaughterOfGrace; Ayaba; Lolo; Queen; MummyJ, and maybe, just maybe, Madam Saje.

    Kunle Ologunro

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  • 7 Secrets You Should Know About Your Favourite BBNaija Housemates

    7 Secrets You Should Know About Your Favourite BBNaija Housemates

    Since this year’s BBNaija housemates were unveiled, Nigerians have gone into FBI mode in order to dig out things about them that might be unknown to others. And trust us when we say they found enough.

    1. Nengi lied about her age

    Nengi whose full name is Rebecca ‘Nengi’ Hampson is said to be 22 years old. But some Nigerians went into FBI mode and discovered that Nengi contested for MBGN in 2017 and was 23 then. Well, Nengi has confirmed it herself that she lied about her age for a pageant she entered for when she was 16. Our calculator has spoilt, but we will show you the video and let you calculate it yourself.

    https://twitter.com/theofficialFEMI/status/1284976741799342081

    This tweet isn’t correct, by the way. But the comments under it provide a lot of details about Nengi.

    2. It looks like Praise might married with a son

    https://twitter.com/iam_leendah/status/1284939436288024577

    ‘Might’ is the operational word here. From the look of things, it’s just a proposal. But some people have questions:

    3. No, Laycon is not the best graduating student in Unilag. But he is a mightily talented rapper who has featured Reminisce and Chinko Ekun on a song.

    Since he appeared on the show, people have said many things about him. But let’s take out the false ones and leave you with the true (and mindblowing ones you did not know):

    Lekan is immensely talented, and he has an EP you should totally bump;

    4. Kiddwaya is the son of Terry Waya who is a billionaire

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    Enough said.

    5. Erica stars in the Nollywood flick, ‘Hire A Woman’

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    She confirmed it herself during her session yesterday. But for those of you who need more proof, here’s it:

    https://twitter.com/ericanlewedim1/status/1285555325563817984

    6. The ‘biggest achievement’ TolaniBaj spoke about is her job at the Universal Music Group.

    When asked, she mentioned one of her biggest achievements to be ‘landing a job at one of the world’s leading music entertainment companies within four months.’ That would be the ‘Universal Music Group’. Here’s proof:

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BzImnhsHFac/?utm_source=ig_embed

    Girl, what! We absolutely stan.

    7. Prince is Mr. Nigeria 2016 and Mr. World Nigeria 2019

    Full name is Nelson Enwerem Prince, and mans has been winning since forever.

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    Kunle Ologunro

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  • What To Say When Nigerians Attack You For Watching BBNaija

    What To Say When Nigerians Attack You For Watching BBNaija

    BBNaija 2020 has started and quite naturally, Nigerians will come with their hot takes and seven hundred and twenty-eight thousand reasons why the reality TV show is the reason why Nigeria is yet to be free from corruption. Here is a list of some of the things they might attack you with, and a list of responses to give to them.

    1. Spirikoko Nigerians: You are watching Big Brother? Please check your stand. That show is immoral and demonic.

    You: Our leaders are stealing money by the millions. Isn’t that immoral and demonic too? Maybe you should face them first.

    2. Motivational Nigerians: Don’t just watch them. What are you doing to make people watch you too?

    You: Nothing oh, my brother. Not all of us want to be watched.

    3. Efiko Nigerians: BBNaija has no academic value. It reduces your IQ.

    You: You that your IQ is still intact, what has it brought you?

    4. Oversabi Nigerians: Project Fame, Gulder Ultimate Search, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, those ones are shows. BBN is soft porn.

    You: In that case, time for me to prepare for a soft orgasm.

    5. CBN Nigerians: You’re just wasting your money to vote and enriching the sponsors.

    You: We are all wasting our money in different ways. Know this and know peace.

    QUIZ: Which Housemate From The Past Four Editions Of BBNaija Are You?

    Kunle Ologunro

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