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Abba Kyari | Zikoko!
  • What Just Happened in Kuje Prison?

    On the night of Tuesday, July 5th, 2022, a large group of gunmen attacked the Medium Security Custodial Centre, Kuje in the Federal Capital Territory (FCT). The Kuje prison is less than 50 kilometres away from the Aso Rock Presidential Villa where President Buhari sleeps.

    Kuje Prison distance to Aso Rock

    Kuje prison is renowned for playing host to high-profile politicians and dangerous criminals like Boko Haram members. Former governors, Jolly Nyame and Joshua Dariye, are the current infamous occupants of the facility. The disgraced deputy commissioner of police, Abba Kyari, was also one of the prominent guests of the facility when the attack took place.

    Kuje Prison inmate

    Abba Kyari, remember him?

    What happened?

    Eyewitnesses have reported that the attackers used three bombs to gain control of the facility’s entry and exit points. The operation lasted for nearly three hours and sent many residents of Kuje into panic mode. Some of the residents posted recorded videos of themselves hiding while sporadic gunshots could be heard in the background.

    Kuje prison attack in numbers

    By the time Tuesday night’s attack was over, 879 inmates had escaped from Kuje prison. Security agencies have already recaptured dozens of them, but there are 443 escapees still at large.

    The Nigerian Correctional Service (NCS) said in a statement on Wednesday, July 6th, 2022 that one security officer and four inmates died during the attack. 16 inmates and three security officers also sustained injuries.

    Kyari, Nyame, Dariye and other high-profile inmates at the facility didn’t escape and are in custody.

    None of the attackers was captured or killed.

    Who’s responsible for the attack?

    Investigations have commenced into the perpetrators of the attack, but authorities suspect they’re Boko Haram terrorists. The terror group is already known to be operating in Niger State which shares borders with Abuja. Previously, the terrorists killed over 40 soldiers and civilians in Shiroro, Niger State on June 29th, 2022. 

    It’s not been fully established yet that the jihadist group is responsible for Tuesday night’s attack, but the Minister of Defence, Bashir Magashi, confirmed that all Boko Haram inmates in custody have escaped.

    A trend of prison breaks

    In November 2021, the Minister of Interior, Rauf Aregbesola, announced that 3,906 inmates who escaped from prison over the course of one year were still roaming free. Attacks on prisons in Nigeria increased after nearly 2,000 inmates were forcefully released from two Medium Security Correctional Centres in Edo State in October 2020. Similar attacks have happened in Imo, Oyo, Plateau and Kogi with hundreds of inmates breaking out and staying out of reach.

    Authorities have failed to draw a clear pattern that links the attacks across many regions in the country.

    What’s the government doing about this?

    During a retreat in Sokoto State on June 26th, 2022, Aregbesola blamed the series of prison breaks on how the facilities were set up. He said the system was designed to protect the facilities from the inside and not from the outside. The idea was that no one would be foolish enough to attack facilities that are typically built near security outfits. But times have changed.

    Kuje Prison break

    At the retreat, Aregbesola went ahead to brag that the security oversight had been fixed. He said, “I am happy that we came out to be on top of our game.” But the daring attack on Kuje prison proves the government still needs to do a lot more to prevent these attacks.

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  • Tramadol Heist: Abba Kyari Has Done It Again!

    It’s impossible to stop thinking about how much DCP Abba Kyari’s life feels like a movie written by someone who hates him. Ever since he was first suspended from the Police Force in July 2021 over suspected fraud, he’s become the gift that keeps on giving when it comes to controversies. 

    Abba Kyari is too synonymous with scandal these days

    Every new twist to Kyari’s story feels like something written by someone high on energy drinks at 3 a.m. on a Tuesday. The author of his story is now bored and distressed and just throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks.

    Kyari has already been accused of aiding fraud and trafficking cocaine. Even the United States wants him to be extradited from Nigeria to answer for his crimes. How much more interesting can he get as a character? Every time that you think he’s reached his limit, the man says, “Hold my beer.”

    Abba Kyari is too synonymous with scandal these days

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    What has Abba Kyari done again?

    Let’s not forget that Abba Kyari has been a special guest of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) and later Kuje Correctional Centre since he was arrested in February 2022. The NDLEA accused him of seizing 25 kg of cocaine from traffickers before he sold off most of it and pocketed the money. He’s already been arraigned in court for that offence. This is him during every court appearance since then:

    Abba Kyari is too synonymous with scandal these days

    The NDLEA returned to the public on April 25th 2022 to announce that cocaine wasn’t the only drug Kyari was peddling. The new story is that he made a large number of seized tramadol cartons disappear.

    What’s the tea?

    On April 25th 2022, the NDLEA announced the arrest of Afam Mallinson Ukatu. The suspect was trying to travel from Lagos to Abuja on April 13th 2022 when he was stopped. Ukatu is the chairman of Mallinson Group of Companies, which is a respectable, honest job. But the NDLEA accused him of running a side business of importing tramadol hydrochloride ranging from 120mg to 250mg, which is illegal. Ukatu was basically the yin and yang of pharmaceutics.

    Ukatu allegedly used his pharmaceutical and plastic manufacturing companies to cover the massive importation of the illicit drugs. The NDLEA also accused him of running 103 bank accounts to launder money. If all that’s true, then he’s clearly been a very busy man.

    If you’re starting to wonder how any of this concerns Abba Kyari, let’s rewind the tape a little.

    Back in May 2021, two of Ukatu’s staff, Pius Enidom and Sunday Ibekwete, were trying to sell five cartons of tramadol 225mg. Unfortunately for them, their buyers were undercover agents of the Intelligence Response Team (IRT). 

    Abba Kyari was the leader of the IRT in May 2021. This sting operation happened just weeks before he was first exposed as a suspected fraud and money launderer.

    Kyari’s team made the suspects show them a warehouse in Lagos where 197 more cartons of illicit tramadol were found. Just plain, honest police work. But this is an Abba Kyari production we’re talking about, so you can bet on a twist. 

    Abba Kyari is too synonymous with scandal these days

    Let’s do some maths. Abba Kyari’s team seized a total of 202 cartons of tramadol from Ukatu’s team. The NDLEA said that haul was worth over ₦3 billion. But when Kyari’s team transferred the case to the NDLEA three weeks later, there were only 12 cartons. That means 190 cartoons went missing in three weeks. Those cartons are worth billions.

    The NDLEA has no idea where those cartons went.

    Abba Kyari is too synonymous with scandal these days

    Is this even about Abba Kyari?

    The short answer is no.

    Nowhere in the NDLEA’s statement did the agency actually directly connect Kyari with this new crime of disappearing cartons. Nothing was personally attributed to him, only that he was the leader of the IRT at the time of the magical disappearance. The NDLEA plastering his name all over the statement that’s really about Ukatu’s arrest is simply a game of clickbait.

    But with how notorious he’s got over the past year, whatever they say Abba Kyari did, who are we to question it?

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  • Coming to America or A Trip to Kuje Prison: What’s Abba Kyari’s Future?

    We already know the life of DCP Abba Kyari is a movie. What we don’t know for certain is just how many parts of it we’re going to have to watch. Is it even just a movie at this point? Because it’s running for long enough to qualify as a mini-series with the potential for an unplanned second season.

    The Abba Kyari Show has been...interesting

    The last time we talked about Kyari, he was a fresh boy in the custody of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA). But before we talk about what’s new, it’s useful to do a quick recap of his life over the past eight months.

    From grace to grass

    Abba Kyari was a celebrated “supercop” until the nosy Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) from faraway United States of America stumbled across a huge skeleton in his closet.

    The Abba Kyari Show has been...interesting

    It wasn’t any one of his many awards of excellence.

    What the FBI found was that Kyari’s team had arrested one Kelly Chibuzo Vincent on January 20th, 2020 and detained him till February 25th, 2020. What’s controversial about Nigerian policemen arresting anyone and keeping them for longer than the law allows without charging them to court? Well, Vincent’s one-month imprisonment was arranged from Dubai by Ramon Abbas, aka Ray Hushpuppi. You may remember him as the now-convicted international fraudster with the glossy Instagram page.

    The FBI discovered that Kyari’s arrest of Vincent helped Hushpuppi to succeed in scamming a Qatari businessperson of $1.1 million. 

    He was immediately suspended and investigated by Police authorities to determine if to send him to America to answer for his crimes. But the investigation was taking too long, and we assume Kyari was bored of being idle, which is (probably) why he went and got new skeletons to stuff in his closet.

    On January 21st, 2022, Kyari called an NDLEA officer in Abuja to tell him his team had arrested suspects who were smuggling 25 kg of cocaine. We’ve told this story before and you can read all about it here, but the short version of the gist is he resold a large portion of the seized drugs and offered NDLEA a cut. It’s the kind of deal that would make Pablo Escobar proud.

    But some haters at the NDLEA didn’t like his audacity, so they declared him wanted on February 14th, 2022. It was the day of love but the NDLEA said:

    So, what’s new with Abba Kyari?

    Many Nigerians have been debating the Federal Government’s willingness to extradite a high-ranking police officer to answer for crimes in America. The longer the investigation took, the more conspiracy theories were created.

    But on March 3rd 2022, the Minister of Justice, Abubakar Malami, gave the green light for Kyari to relocate to the land of the free and home of the brave. Very likely in chains.

    There was just one problem — Abba Kyari was already sitting in a cell courtesy of the NDLEA. And when the agency heard about the extradition case going green, it quickly announced that it had already filed charges against him in court. The agency then quickly clarified that the charges had been filed a week before the announcement.

    The clarification was in reaction to Twitter detectives that were speculating that Kyari’s drug case is an elaborate scam to keep him in Nigeria. Dealing with a local case, which is already in court, is sure to complicate extradition. Charity begins at home, after all. Section 3 of Nigeria’s Extradition Act provides for an extradition to be rejected if the suspect has a pending criminal case in Nigeria. It makes you wonder if Kyari got himself entangled in another criminal case just to delay or abort that trip to America. Because doing drug deals while suspended from police work sounds like a crazy thing to do. But it appears like another Friday in the life of Supercop Kyari.

    The Abba Kyari Show has been...interesting

    During his first court appearance on March 7th, 2022, Abba Kyari pleaded not guilty to the charges against him. His lawyers then begged the judge to allow him to remain in NDLEA custody pending his bail application hearing on March 14th, 2022.

    So it’s clear that he doesn’t want to go to Kuje Prison, where we imagine he’d get an uncomfortable reunion party with people he put there in his past life as a supercop. But we bet he doesn’t want to go to America either because of what looks like a clear case against him there.

    It’s uncertain to say where the supercop’s case ends, and the suspense of it all is why everyone keeps watching The Abba Kyari Show.

  • Narcos Nigeria: The Curious Case of Abba Kyari

    Imagine that life is a movie and your name is Abba Kyari, a deputy commissioner of police.

    The day is June 11, 2020, and you are in the green chamber of the House of Representatives, the centre of all attention.

    I wonder if they know I have skeletons in my closet.”

    Elected lawmakers are calling you the toast of the Police Force and the best thing since soft agege bread.

    This scene would likely happen at the end of a celebrated career that has put many bad guys behind bars.

    The credits would roll and our supercop would live happily ever after.

    Abba Kyari's life has taken a dramatic turn

    But things are falling apart for DCP Abba Kyari since he made that appearance at the National Assembly.

    One year after his red carpet ceremony, he was exposed as a collaborator in an internet fraud case involving convicted international fraudster, Hushpuppi.

    To clear his name, he first claimed he was a middleman tailor for Hushpuppi, and then claimed he was conned by him to make an illegal arrest.

    Unfortunately for him, it was the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) from across seven seas that had all the dirt so the allegation was hard to shake.

    Since this is Nigeria, it has been seven months and authorities have failed to make any meaningful progress in investigating and confirming the case against him.

    “When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging” is usually a commonsense approach for most people, but Abba Kyari is not most people.

    What is a suspension?

    Abba Kyari does not know what suspension means

    When you are on suspension from work, it would usually mean that you are, well, suspended, but we now know that Abba Kyari does not like to be idle.

    Nigeria’s most infamous supercop turned a moment of forced rest into an opportunity to try his hand at other things. Who doesn’t like multiple streams of income?

    Abba Kyari is out to get all the bags

    The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) namedropped Kyari at a media briefing on Monday, February 14, 2022, as a principal suspect in a major drug trafficking case.

    He was already replaced as the head of the elite Intelligence Response Unit (IRT) last year, but our supercop is not a man to be stopped by protocols.

    From what we have now been told by the NDLEA and the Police, Kyari was instrumental in a drug bust in Enugu state.

    While that would be commended under different circumstances, it is the point where Abba Kyari’s story takes another wild twist.

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    This is the NDLEA’s retelling of what Kyari has been up to:

    Allow us to break it down for you:

    On January 21, 2022, Kyari called an NDLEA officer in Abuja to tell him his IRT team had arrested suspects who were smuggling 25 kg of cocaine into Enugu from Ethiopia.

    Our anti-hero proposed that his team and his informants be allowed to take 15 kg to resell and replace with dummy powder.

    To sweeten the deal, he offered to help his NDLEA contact sell 5 kg of the remaining 10 kg, leaving only 5 kg to be tested and used to prosecute the suspects.

    At this point, we just have to assume this guy was out of fucks to give about getting caught, or it was just another regular deal to him.

    Four days after initial contact, he was caught on camera passing $61,400 to the NDLEA officer for his cooperation.

    Kyari had since then been airing the NDLEA’s messages after they told him to come and face the consequences of his bad decisions.

    We have questions

    The very obvious red flag in this whole story, of course, is how Kyari still held such a commanding position that he was able to call the shots on a drug bust.

    He wasn’t only suspended from the Force, he had already been immediately replaced as the head of the IRT.

    This incident speaks to the institutional rot that fueled 2020’s historic EndSARS protests against police brutality and impunity.

    Even worse is that Kyari’s IRT had been accused of many extra-judicial actions before his internet fraud case finally drowned him last year.

    The failure of authorities to reach any serious conclusions on his pending case reflects poorly on the government’s claims of reforming the Police.

    Police vs NDLEA

    Clearly unsettled about being exposed as having rogue agents, the Police Force has also released its own version of events.

    The short version is this:

    The long version is the two drug traffickers arrested in Enugu have apparently confessed they were being helped by NDLEA agents. 

    Their contacts had been helping them operate unhindered at the Akanu Ibiam International Airport since 2021.

    This explains how they were able to successfully clear the drugs before Kyari’s team picked them up outside.

    The one good thing that has come out of this whole episode is that Abba Kyari is now in custody, arrested by the police and handed over to the NDLEA alongside four other officers.

    If this was a movie, we know for certain this is not the end.

    We should be expecting a sequel of our supercop’s adventures in detention and maybe beyond.

  • Who Is Abba Kyari, And Why Are Nigerians Concerned That He Has The Virus?

    Unless you don’t live in Nigeria, that’s when you won’t know who Abba Kyari is. For starters, he is the Chief of Staff of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Basically, he is the liaison through the President and the agencies of Government. That means that it is through him the President communicates to the Government and vice versa.

    in 2019, due to the increased absence of the President as a result of illness and medical visits, he was in charge of running the country. President Buhari even directed that all queries and requests be sent through him in his absence. So, for a while, he was the informal “President” of Nigeria.

    Since the Coronavirus shut down borders all over the world, our leaders haven’t been able to fly out for treatment. So, naturally, some Nigerians were delighted when this news broke:

    Abba Kyari

    I mean it’s not every day that someone so close to power falls ill and can’t seek treatment outside the country. This means that they have to face the consequences of whatever healthcare facilities we have because they are in charge of budgeting and allocating resources for fixing it.

    Nigerians reacted in various ways to this news:

    Some people were happy that he would pass the virus to other powerful elites.

    Abba Kyari

    If I speak I am in big trouble.

    This person asked the question that was on all our minds.

    Abba Kyari

    Nigeria, which way?

    This person gave us a lesson in maths and history.

    Abba Kyari

    A most important question during this critical period.

    Abba Kyari

    Why?

    Some Nigerians are also worried about what this means for our Government.

    Abba Kyari

    We can’t afford inaction at this point.

    Then, there was this person advocating for empathy in these trying times.

    Abba Kyari

    What do you think? Share your thoughts with us in the comments section. If you want the latest information on happenings in Nigeria, then you should absolutely read this stack.


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