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  • 1. Daddy Yo – Wizkid

    2. No Kissing – Patoranking

    3. Omo Alhaji – Ycee

    4. Bang Bang – Timaya

    5. Hollup – Mr Eazi

    6. Osinachi – Humblesmith Ft Davido

    7. Champagne Shower – Terry Apala

    8. Pana – Tekno

    9. Ibile – Lil Kesh

    https://youtu.be/w5BovB_l8aQ

    10. Fada Fada – Phyno

    11. Mama – Kissdaniel

    12. Skintight – Mr Eazi Ft Efya

    13. Kuliko Jana – Sauti Sol

    14. Sample You – Mr Eazi Ft Lil Kesh

    15. Mad Over You – Runtown

    Shola

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  • When you think of lions and giraffes, you probably think of the lion looking like this

    Or at least this

    Or this, at the very least

    Nobody is expecting the giraffe to do the lion like this, but 2016 no look anyones face

    My brother, I was shocked. A whole king of the jungle is who they’re doing like pancake

    See how they stepped on his head like he’s a dog. 2016 was stressful for everyone

    Osaretin Tunde-Oni

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  • 1. Donald Trump is president of the United States of America.

    WHAT THA FUCK, AMERICA?

    2. The Naira is basically dead and we shall now proceed to bury it.

    Village people will not allow it to rest.

    3. We lost two brilliant actresses: Bukky Ajayi and Henrietta Kosoko.

    Sigh. God rest their souls.

    4. Brexit: Britain voted to exit the European Union.

    You didn’t even know that was possible.

    5. Man United has been the biggest loser of the year.

    After America, of course.

    6. President Buhari gave us international embarrasment.

    We’re done. Just done.

    7. 2016 gave us Suicide Squad.

    And what trash that was.

    8. Little Omar Daqneesh broke our hearts.

    And worse things continue in Syria.

    9. July of this year was the hottest in history.

    Don’t argue, it happened. We all used our sweat to bathe.

    10. Mr Penguin came home to find his wife was now with another man.

    Everyone has seen the heartbreaking video.

    11. Lassa Fever was disturbing us.

    If it’s not ebola, it’s lassa.

    12. People are seeing new things.

    13. Samsung Note 7 phones have turned to explosives.

    Any small thing, na explosion!

    14. Even goats are losing home training this year.

    15. And clouds are doing formation in Israel.

    https://youtu.be/JCHsqSdMV-4

    Shola

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  • Believe us, we know 2016 has been very tough! From the economy that is dancing azonto to personal heartbreaks, we all need some form of inspiration before we finally get to sign out from 2016. These songs will do just that!

    1. ‘Surulere’ -Dr Sid ft Donjazzy

    Because there’s light at the end of 2016.

    2. ‘Rise’ -Katy Perry

    Don’t break! Victory is in your veins!

    3. ‘Fight Song’ – Rachel Platten

    For all of us who don’t plan on giving up. Ever!

    4. ‘Bring It On’- PSquare

    Hey 2016, is this all you’ve got?

    5. ‘Alive’ – Sia

    After everything, you are still alive. ALIVE!

    6. ‘Great Nation’ – Timi Dakolo

    Nigeria needs inspiration too abeg! She don suffer!

    7. ‘Mercy’ – Banky W

    Have mercy, Lord!

    8. ‘The Sun Is Rising’ – Britt Nicole

    You’re gonna make it! Just hold on!

    9. ‘Bang My Head’ – David Guetta Ft Sia, Fetty Wap

    You’ll rise above it all, we promise. Don’t actually bang your head against the wall, please and thank you!

    10. ‘Life (Walaahi)’ – R2Bees

    ‘So keep doing whachu doing and don’t watch nobody!’

    Shola

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  • Usain Bolt Smiled Before Crossing The Finish Line And The Internet Went Wild
    Usain Bolt won his 7th Olympic Gold in Rio, and he did it smiling! The 29-year-old Jamaican won the 100m Gold in Beijing ’08, and London’12, and has secured his title as the fastest man on Earth. We got the best internet reactions for you, you’re very welcome!

    Look at this greatness. Soak it in. Now you understand why Usain Bolt broke the internet.

    1. That time he took a selfie while running.

    https://twitter.com/davidschneider/status/765095662681722881

    2. When your bad luck sets you in a race with Usain Bolt.

    3. Just look at the other guys dying on the track.

    4. This is how you look at your haters when you see them struggling to get at you.

    5. Or how you flee from this whole ‘adulting’ thing.

    6. Usain Bolt has won at life in less than 100 seconds.

    7. Because of Usain Bolt, it is now very okay to poke nose in other people’s business.

    https://twitter.com/girlposts/status/764996984889602048

    8. Its time for Barry Allen to quit acting ‘The Flash’, because this is the original Flash right here.

    9. That time Usain Bolt featured in ‘Scooby-doo’.

    https://twitter.com/xmasape/status/764983128330874880

    10. And we all agree that Usain Bolt is NOT HUMAN! He’s Immortal!

    11. Looks like someone found out the reason behind the smile.

    https://twitter.com/russbengtson/status/764984345882947585

    12. It appears Usain Bolt’s Mom went to the same training school as African moms.

    13. Jamaicans just could not keep calm after that race, and we totally get it.

    Shola

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  • QUIZ: Can We Guess How You Will Spend Easter 2016?
    Happy Easter, guys!

    Odunayo

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  • Quiz: 2016 Is Your Year Of..

    You know how Nigerian churches have a motto for every year? No? Okay, now you know. Take this quiz to know your motto for 2016, Zikoko style of course!

    Maryam

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  • QUIZ: When Will You Break Your New Year’s Resolution?
    Because let’s be honest, you will break it.

    Odunayo

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  • QUIZ: What Will The Year 2016 Be Like For You?



    Odunayo

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  • QUIZ: Let Us Guess What Your Relationship Status Will Be By December 2016
    In case #Seizethebae2015 failed you too…

    Odunayo

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  • QUIZ: How Was The Year 2015 For You?
    2015 is drawing to a close. Let’s evaluate, shall we?

    Odunayo

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