Full Form: Tomorrow
Only 5 year olds who have lisps and have been punched in the mouth because of said lisp should be pronouncing shit like this.
Full Form: Cool
I can’t explain it but people who spell the word “cool” like this also eat expired gala and hot Gulder while chilling in uncompleted buildings. Interpret this however you want.
Full Form: Coming
This one is insane because “cumming” was already a well-known slang for ejaculation when Nigerians began using it as a regular word. Even more insane is that both the actual word and the “short form” are the same length. So wtf was really the point?
Full Form: Laugh Wan Kill Me Die
Nothing is that funny. Stop lying.
Full Form: Alternate form of “sup,” and short form of “What’s Up?”
I guess you could say this started with “xmas” but the full form of that is long enough to justify a short form. “Sup” already exists. Why this?
Full Form: Happy Birthday
If you plan to send me this on my birthday, don’t. Also, do me a favour and never speak to me again. Because I don’t want to be in contact with anyone who thinks shit like this is cute.
Full Form: How Are You?
Just stop it.
