You can’t shame the shameless, but you can protect yourself from being disgraced by them. If your crush, or someone you just met displays any of these wired eating habits, jejely remove them from your radar.

They will disgrace you without remorse.

1. They spread their legs first

If you sit near these people and expect them to cross their legs while eating, they’ll disappoint you. Those legs will be spread wide like a bedsheet. You have been warned.

2. They unbuckle their belt first

Flat tummy who? Wait till they want to consumea mountain of eba. If they unbutton their jeans too, just stand up and be going.

3. They take off their cap/wig first

Especially if they do this when they want to eat hot Amala. They will take off at critical times like when your bank moves mad and you need to pay for an Uber urgently.

4. They unhook their bra first

If they can ditch their bra for food, a support system, Is it your case that’ll be different. Their breasts will be fine, you won’t by the time they finish disgracing you.

5. They reuse plates

Instead of washing dirty plates in their kitchen, they prefer reusing. Don’t tell them you know their secret sha. Just delete their number fro.your phone.

6. They drop plates under the bed after eating

Before you conclude that someone is nice and innocent, check under their bed. You might see dirty plates from two years ago. God forbid that they should carry that disgraceful habit to the outside and drag your name in the mud.

7. They licking all five fingers or more

Asides fingers, they can even lick the plate clean. Do you want that same tongue in your mouth? Disgraceful something.

8. They eat straight from the pot

If plates are not enough for them, just know that nothing can satisfy them again in this life. Don’t plan public surprises or attend events with them oh because: disgrace.

9. They use fork to eat swallow

Especially in public. This is a cover up for all the disgraceful things they will eventually do to you.

10. They use bare hand to eat rice

You think people are cute and stuff until they start displaying their disgraceful colours in the outside.

If they also display these cooking habits, then it’s from frying pan to fire.