If your parents are sitting on this table, allow us tell your story.

1) “When will you marry?”

Small play.

2) “God bless you.”

How did God enter this topic?

3) “Have you eaten?”

Please focuss.

4) “Go and read your books.”

Na me fuck up. Last last.

5) “Make sure you don’t impregnate anyone.”

Inside life.

6) “How much do you want?”

Haba.

7) “Have you prayed today?”

What have I done? How could I have made such a mistake?

8) “Please, change your Whatsapp picture.”

Again, na me fuck up.

9) “Thank you.”

Really?